Jewish Millionaire Marries Dolphin

[eKardz]

People: 29 December 2005, Thursday.

A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.

Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.

Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.

The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.

Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.

A bachelor dolphin is hoping to find a millionaire wife, like his fellow Cindy did. Photo by Dolphin.com

[Sikotic™]

Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.

[rik]

Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.

LOL

[BJV]

wtf!? who asked the dolphin, thats an animal thats supposed to be out swimming in the sea, it's bad enough alot of them are trapped and have to entertain humans these days. fucking ritch bitch 

[rik]

I wonder what their kids are gonna look like?

[WestCoasta]

Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.

LOL

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LMAO. Please tell me this is a joke...

[Da WCC Hopar!]

try imagining what the honeymoon wood look like

[J Bananas]

try imagining what the honeymoon wood look like

so hot

[Sikotic™]

try imagining what the honeymoon wood look like

It would involve blowholes and blowing holes.

[K A I N]

There are plenty of fish in the sea.

Dolphin > Fish (Israeli bachelor/NIK)

[hempside]

People: 29 December 2005, Thursday.

A Jewish millionaire from London has married a male dolphin this week, according to reports.

Sharon Tendler, 41, and 35-aged male dolphin Cindy wed in Israel's Eliat resort Wednesday. Tendler had received the approval of Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber for the unusual ceremony.

Tendler met Cindy fifteen years ago, when she visited Eliat's dolphin reef. The British rock concert producer immediately had a liking for the mammal, and since then has been visiting the resort several times a year.

The bride was wearing a white dress to the dock on Wednesday, when she married Cindy before a huge crowd of astounded visitors, newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth has revealed as cited by Ynetnews.com.

Cindy was waiting in the water and after "vows" were exchanged, Sharon was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was cited as saying. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she has stressed.

A bachelor dolphin is hoping to find a millionaire wife, like his fellow Cindy did. Photo by Dolphin.com

That shit is just fucking stupid!!!not to be tripping on some racists shit yall...but why white people do some of the strangest,and weirdest shit.(shit that makes a nigga say.GODDAMN!!!what the fuck he or she was thinking about)...that bitch would be disowned like a muthafucka.....nigga been like,you marrying a what!!!......lmao,just think how her ex feels.

[hempside]

Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.

Thanks for the offer.but I like bitches that dont piss on the floor.

[eS El Duque]

Yo hemp, now you and my dog can finally tie the knot.

Thanks for the offer.but I like bitches that dont piss on the floor.

lmao

[big mat]

fuck the jews