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Ralph Wiggum lines
« on: June 09, 2003, 05:56:41 PM »
The other Simpsons thread inspired this one on a lotta people's second favorite character, Ralph Wiggum.  Name some of Ralph's or situations involving Ralph or funniest lines/moments:

I like the one where the kids are previewing Itchy & Scratchy cartoon and the guy showing them on the screen starts yelling.  Ralph turns his knob in the direction of "dislike" and starts crying!


When he went off to camp and Cheif Wiggum says, "If your nose starts bleeding it means you're picking it too much....or not enough!"


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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2003, 06:42:01 PM »
the one where they get stranded on that island and ralph eats a berry i think it is.

"it tastes like..burning."
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2003, 07:00:24 PM »
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2003, 07:07:03 PM »
'the leprechaun tells me to burn things' or when he greets The Superintendent "Hello super nintendo Chalmers"
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2003, 07:20:09 PM »
i like all the stuff he says in that episode were he takes out lisa
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2003, 07:29:19 PM »
haha there is too many of them so here's a bunch of goodies

Ralph: "Miss Hoover, my worm accidently went in my mouth and then I ate it."

Ralph: "I won! I won!" Principal Skinner: "No Ralph, this means you're failing english." Ralph: "Me fail english? That's unpossible!"

Ralph: "My cat's breath smells like cat food."

Ralph: "...ha ha...it says: 'I choo-choo choose you' and there's a picture of a train on it!"

Ralph: "So, ummm...do you like stuff?"

Ralph: "Miss Hoover, I don't have a red crayon." Miss Hoover: "Why not Ralph?" Ralph: "I ate it."

Ralph: "Oww! My face is on fire!"

Ralph: "I think I wet my bed."
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2003, 09:51:42 PM »
"I bent my wookie"
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #7 on: June 09, 2003, 09:54:22 PM »
i cant believe yall forgot this one....

bart and nelson or milhouse are on the bus playing races with fruit and bart has like a orange and nelson or milhouse an apple or some shit....they like go orange... go apple....and then ralphs stupid ass goes "Go Banana"
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #8 on: June 09, 2003, 09:57:21 PM »
(ralph gets thrown through the Simpsons window with a note attached to him)
"I'm a brick!"
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2003, 09:59:20 PM »
^^ haha shit man, simpsons are halarious
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2003, 10:09:57 PM »
This thread has me LMAO!  Ralph is the shit.
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #11 on: June 09, 2003, 10:24:40 PM »
(ralph pimpin on Lisa) "The doctor says, I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger out of there"
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #12 on: June 09, 2003, 10:46:38 PM »
hi super nintendo chamers

another classic line when marge touches ralph on the shoulder "shes touching my special place"

ralph is the goat
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #13 on: June 09, 2003, 10:49:36 PM »
(a rat steals ralphs keys, and runs away) "The pointy kitty took it!"
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Re:Ralph Wiggum lines
« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2003, 10:50:50 PM »
Ralph: "When I Grow Up, i wanna be a Principal or a Caterpillar. I love you Principal Skinner"
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