yea ima go see it foe sho

I think freddy will win too

lol I bet you there is gonna be some corny ass ending.
maybe like
Freddy Unites with Jason to kill all
Freddy and Jason both die in the final battle...and the people celebrate

lol I bet you there is gonna be some corny ass ending.
maybe like
Freddy Unites with Jason to kill all
Freddy and Jason both die in the final battle...and the people celebrate

of course, lol

man..they pussy...micheal myers should be there  

Sccit wanted me too post this:

You guys are all idiots...This movie has gotten amazing reviews, it's the most anticipated horror movie of all time...People who've seen the early screenings have said this movie was AMAZING...It was planned over 15 years ago...Anyone whos familiar with the Nightmare On Elm Street and Friday the 13th movies knows theyre all classic (especially the NOES movies)...and if you read any reviews for this movie, they say it plays more like a NOES movie than a F13th movie (so thats good)...Now if you diss this movie, you're an idiot, and if you don't watch it, I will dress up as Freddy and come over to your house and kill you for being an idiot...This movie is bound to be a classic, so shut the fuck up children, and the same director that directed bad boys 2 is directing this, so its gonna be tight...PeACe


My opinion..I cant wait, this shit is gonna be tight, its gotta be, or millions of people will be dissapointed..horrors back innnnnnnnnn...

THE WAIT IS ALMOST OVER!

(AP) -- No one really wins in "Freddy vs. Jason," the showdown between horror icons Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees -- except maybe the manufacturers of their trademark red-and-green striped sweater and hockey mask, which prove indestructible.

More marketing gimmick than a film with anything resembling substance or plot, "Freddy vs. Jason" combines elements of both the "Nightmare on Elm Street" and "Friday the 13th" movies.

The two villains kill everyone in sight before turning their talons -- er, talents -- on each other.

Hong Kong-based horror director Ronny Yu ("Bride of Chucky") fully embraces the familiar horror flick conventions and squeezes them for every possible laugh-out-loud opportunity.

Yuck yuck
The film begins with a curvaceous young woman stripping down to nothing for a late-night skinny dip, then running through the woods barefoot -- so you know she's a goner. Later, another naked girl slips in a puddle of her boyfriend's blood after stepping out of the shower.

In that way, it's similar to the "Scream" series, which itself was a savvy, self-aware send-up of the "Nightmare on Elm Street" and "Friday the 13th" movies.

 
Monica Keena and Kelly Rowland try to stop the madness.  
If wrapping your brain around that funhouse-mirror logic doesn't make you dizzy, then watching blood spew from Freddy and Jason's every orifice -- as well as a few new ones -- surely will.

Freddy (Robert Englund, in the role he originated in 1984's "A Nightmare on Elm Street") is in hell when the movie begins and is incapable of terrorizing children anymore. The adults in town have drugged them to keep them from dreaming, thereby preventing them from becoming his victims.

So Freddy resurrects Jason (played here by longtime stuntman Ken Kirzinger), the machete-wielding madman from over two decades of "Friday the 13th" movies, to rekindle their fear.

But Jason gets a little carried away at a rave and massacres nearly everyone, even after he's been doused in Everclear and set on fire. (Must have been the pounding techno music and the glow sticks that set him off.)

Freddy gets jealous and wants credit for the killings himself, which sets up the eventual, seemingly interminable smackdown.

A new cast of suckers
Getting in their way are Lori (Monica Keena), who now lives at 1428 Elm St., the site of the original killings, and her sassy friend, Kia (Kelly Rowland). Lori's ex-boyfriend, Will (Jason Ritter), and his buddy Mark (Brendan Fletcher), had been placed in a mental hospital (another slasher flick staple) for talking about their nightmares, but escape in hopes of stopping the killing spree.

There's nothing scary or suspenseful here; the most shocking thing is hearing squeaky-clean Rowland of Destiny's Child, in her film debut, repeatedly drop the F-bomb.

To paraphrase badly from "Bootylicious," I don't think Freddy or Jason are ready for this jelly -- but horror flick geeks will eat it up with a spoon.

"Freddy vs. Jason," a New Line Cinema release, is rated R for pervasive strong horror violence/gore, gruesome images, sexuality, drug use and language.




Looks like it could be rated PG for Pure Garbage