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js83

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The Army Life.
« on: September 08, 2003, 10:49:51 PM »
I thinkin bout joining the army soon cuz i think i'm wasting time, and i have a shitty life just like everyone else these days...gotta do somethin thats worthwhile with my life man...anyways are any of ya in da army right now? or did ya serve time there? i wanna know how the life over there is...from the people that actually was there...and experienced it...
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2003, 10:54:31 PM »
good luck to you.. and practice up on that ASVAB if you havent taking it.....  :)
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« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2003, 10:57:21 PM »
Army life is wonderful. You go to sleep when you want and sleep in 'til the next afternoon. Then this lady brings you your food to your bed and spoon-feeds you. After that you go swimming in the pool, have some margueritas, and get head from beautiful women. Then at night all you do is party and drink. Go for it man, trust me you'll love it.
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Re:The Army Life.
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2003, 11:05:23 PM »
Quote from: lil Bullet AKA Pink on September 08, 2003, 10:54:31 PM
good luck to you.. and practice up on that ASVAB if you havent taking it.....  :)


haha thanx. i did take a practice test today and i passed it...i think i got a 34?..anyways the recruiter gave me this THICK ass book...that shit is like 300 pages or some shit..he's like study and it and i'ma go take the real test on friday...hopefully i'ma do well.

Quote from: The Governator on September 08, 2003, 10:57:21 PM
Army life is wonderful. You go to sleep when you want and sleep in 'til the next afternoon. Then this lady brings you your food to your bed and spoon-feeds you. After that you go swimming in the pool, have some margueritas, and get head from beautiful women. Then at night all you do is party and drink. Go for it man, trust me you'll love it.

lol damn that shit sounds good...i heard after u pass the boot camp, u gonna have fun...where ever u gonna go...i wanna just travel all over...like japan, korea, and shit like that...i heard all dem bitches just come at u man...lol...heard they love american soldiers for some reason...i dunno...sounds like my recruiter had lot of fun while he was overseas...haha.
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UnstoppableForce

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« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2003, 11:26:22 PM »
Oh yeah, it's just like ClubMed. You just travel and relax on beaches.  ::)

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Re:The Army Life.
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2003, 11:50:30 PM »
Quote from: The Governator on September 08, 2003, 11:26:22 PM
Oh yeah, it's just like ClubMed. You just travel and relax on beaches.  ::)



OH WOW!  :o ::)
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« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2003, 12:03:00 AM »
man all those army guys are fucking the prostitutes man, hella dirty. like in japan and korea, and shit, especially thailand, its fucking prostitution to the max. its not like hot ass girls are flocking to you. im sure its fun travelling the world, but i hope that you keep your dick clean. my friends older brother was boxing instructor at West point, he won some sort of tournament at west point, and assumed the position of instructor or i dunno the exact name of his position. he knows how to like drive tanks now, fire all sorts of guns, hes in south korea right now.
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Re:The Army Life.
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2003, 12:36:47 AM »
Quote from: justin718 on September 09, 2003, 12:03:00 AM
man all those army guys are fucking the prostitutes man, hella dirty. like in japan and korea, and shit, especially thailand, its fucking prostitution to the max. its not like hot ass girls are flocking to you. im sure its fun travelling the world, but i hope that you keep your dick clean. my friends older brother was boxing instructor at West point, he won some sort of tournament at west point, and assumed the position of instructor or i dunno the exact name of his position. he knows how to like drive tanks now, fire all sorts of guns, hes in south korea right now.


haha yea i know wut u saying...most of are nothin but hoes, so i'll watch out on that shit..juss wanna get outta L.A thats all...gettin sick of this fucking place...
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Re:The Army Life.
« Reply #8 on: September 09, 2003, 01:03:37 AM »
Join the air force...


...better living standards...better quarters...food..sports facilities...better job prospects when you leave etc etc

oh an more "free time"


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« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2003, 01:07:05 AM »
nah, he should join the marines and eat dirt... and sleep with that snakes and bugs..
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« Reply #10 on: September 09, 2003, 03:01:00 PM »




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Re:The Army Life.
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2003, 07:51:37 AM »
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i wanna just travel all over...like japan, korea, and shit like that...i heard all dem bitches just come at u man

back in 2001 when the american soldiers came to darwin, a group of sluts at our school in my grade (back then yr 9) went out partying and shit with teh soldiers. They were only 14-15. make sure they aint hoes like these  :P
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Re:The Army Life.
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2003, 08:11:40 AM »
i dont know about army life but i know about navy life. if you relly wanna travel the navy is better for it. inthe army you get stationed in one place for 3 years or whateve and in the navy you go on a deployment for six months an see probably like 7-8 places. when i went on deployment i got to go to japan, hong kong, persian gulf, sydney and perth-australia, and hawaii. i aso got to go to canada, san francisco, mazatlan, and some more places i cant remember. the best place was australia though, the women there line up when the ships come in to meet the sailors and i mea moms and daughters together
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« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2003, 11:06:53 AM »
Gonna do a 6 month binge at the army starting from January 2005... We got conscription here.
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« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2003, 11:14:55 AM »
join the Iraq Republican Guard...I heard you get to hang people.
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