Riddle 1: A guy is cruising down the freeway with his kid in the passenger seat, when all of a sudden, his car gets hit by a truck. The guy dies on impact, but his son survives and is immediately rushed to the hospital for surgery...When he gets to the hospital, the surgeon says "That's my son, I can't operate on him"...How is that possible?


Riddle 2: A man has a suitcase stacked with money in the back seat of his car. He takes his car to the bank to deposit a check, and leaves the suitcase in the car. When he comes back, the suitcase is no longer there...Before he left the suitcase in the car, he locked the doors, and made sure all the windows were up...When he came back from the bank, his doors were locked just as he left them, the windows were still up, and the car was in the exact same condition he had left it in...How did the suitcase disappear?

1) The Surgeon is his mother

2) i dont have a clue

2. he took a different car to the bank or he took it with him.

Nope

his wife has keys, and she took it

Nope

He has one of those push down backseat to get to the trunk...the person he kidnapped for the ransom broke free and took the money  

His car was a convertible.

his wife has keys, and she took it

Damn that cracked me up!