Worst Stand Up Comic Ever

[Don Breezio]

just about all of those comedians on those vh1 shows are horrible

AMEN. At first, I thought VH1 wrote all of their jokes, until I saw one of them do stand up on Comedy Central (Doug Benson). That shit was fucking terrible. And shame on you all, how can you say Dane Cook is trash? Watch 'Best Week Ever' on VH1 sometime. That right there is trash.

You guys are both right. I'd like to find one person who thinks any comedian on that Best Week Ever show is funny. Id like to punch that Greg Wilson and that bucktoothed bald guy in the mouth.

And whoever on here who thinks Dane Cook isn't funny must've been watching or listening to the wrong shit. Get the 'Retaliation' cd. You'll fucking piss your pants that shit is so funny. You must've been watching his show on Comedy Central the reason why he wasn't funny there was because he had to make his performance tv fucking 14 or some shit.

Oh and the worst comedian ever is Carlos Mencia. Enough said there.

carlos mencia is funner than dane cook by far...dane cook is one of my favorites...but carlos mencia is possibly the 2nd funniest man behind dave chappelle...atleast to me

[Wild_Elmo]

http://www.redban.com/audio/danesteals.mp3  ----> Dane Cook stealing jokes (MP3)


http://www.bestweekever.tv/2006/08/21/icymi-dane-cooks-up-some-awkward-moments/

[Javier]

Carlos Mencia really fucking sucks.  Nice find Elmizzy, fucking Cook stealing jokes from an actual good comedian like Louis C.K.  George Lopez and Joe Rogan also claim that Mencia steals some sets, but I haven't heard proof.   

[herpes]

Carlos Mencia really fucking sucks.     

just for that... i hope the dodgers dont make the playoffs now lol

[Wild_Elmo]

I can't stand Carlos Mencia either. I just researched after Javii said that Carlos Mencia steals material also. I haven't found audio proof of it, but I read some interesting stuff.

Carlos Mencia, as IMDB.com will tell you, is not, as he would lead you to believe, Mexican. Carlos Mencia is actually half-Honduran and half-German, therefore making him NOT a "beaner" and eliminating the five 5 minutes of his show's premiere. In fact, his real name is not even 'Carlos Mencia,' it's Ned Holness! It turns out (and I'm not making this up, although it sounds like something out of a Chappelle's Show sketch) that the owner of the Comedy Store (located in Los Angeles) decided that Ned's name needed to (and I quote) "sound more Mexican," so he came up with a new name for poor Ned, the fake-Mexican, half-German, horrible comedian.


Audio of George Lopez from The Howard Stern Show talking about Carlos Mencia
http://www.redban.com/audio/lopez.mp3

[Don Breezio]

you guys look into shit way to far...first of all...how do we know that louis CK didn't steal that from dane cook? just because its put first in that mp3 doesn't mean its chronological

2nd of all...dane cooks versions of those jokes were 10 times funnier!

3rd of all...who gives a shit if carlos mencia is actually mexian...in fact in one of his shows he says he's not mexican and that he is from honduras....who gives a shit if his name is ned (which i find hard to believe). the fact is he's funny. flat out

[acgrundy]

you guys look into shit way to far

2nd of all...dane cooks versions of those jokes were 10 times funnier!

3rd of all...who gives a shit if carlos mencia is actually mexian...in fact in one of his shows he says he's not mexican and that he is from honduras....who gives a shit if his name is ned (which i find hard to believe). the fact is he's funny. flat out

[MANBEARPIG.]

Dane Cook blows! big time, hes a fuckin gimmick, I cant take his shit seriously.  Carlos Mencia  was funny like 4 years ago, but then Comedy Central tried to make him the new edgy funny man on the network and every one jumped on his nuts.  LArry The Cable guy is the by far hands down no questions asked least funny comedian of all times, hes a fuckin retard, and my mother taught me not to laugh at retards.


David Cross is my favorite comedian.

[Javier]

The Louis C.K shit is from HBO in 2001

[Javier]

David Cross is my favorite comedian.

Nice

[acgrundy]

yeah larry the cable guy could be the worst

and david cross is hella funny, but I have never heard his standup stuff

[Cowboy]

Yeah David Cross is funny as hell stand up. Larry The Cable Guy and those blue collar comedians aren't funny at all. The only things i've seen come out of them was talking about their redneck families and fart jokes and Larry The Cable Guy saying Git R Done after every non funny punchline.

[Don Breezio]

i don't like those red neck comedy things usually...but larry the cable guy and ron white can be funny sometimes...i grew up in a very red neckish area all through high school so it just reminds me of all the people i went to school with

[Wild_Elmo]

you guys look into shit way to far...first of all...how do we know that louis CK didn't steal that from dane cook? just because its put first in that mp3 doesn't mean its chronological

Perhaps I should look even further into this.... That clip from Louis CK is from a CD he released in 2001. Dane Cook used that material in a 2003 show of his. Word is that Louis CK was going to sue, but HBO kept him silent by paying him.

2nd of all...dane cooks versions of those jokes were 10 times funnier!

I can tell you don't know much about comedy. Stealing someone's material is the ultimate disgrace. There is a difference between being influenced by someone, and plain out stealing someone's material.

3rd of all...who gives a shit if carlos mencia is actually mexian...in fact in one of his shows he says he's not mexican and that he is from honduras....who gives a shit if his name is ned (which i find hard to believe). the fact is he's funny. flat out

As stated in my previous post, I cant stand Carlos Mencia. Just because he isn't Mexican, that's not the reason I don't like him. I just don't find him funny at all. Go re-read my post, I said I came across some interesting stuff.

[Don Breezio]

lol at me not knowing anything about comedy...i don't think you know much more than i do...the fact is dane cooks was funnier...and again...just because louis CK released his cd in 2001 doesn't mean dane cook wasn't using that material before hand. Comics use the same material for years at a time