It's May 28, 2024, 06:58:22 AM
So I'm at the DMV taking care of my car registration, right? So I'm walking around the DMV, looking for a seat that isn't covered with bubblegum and ass sweat when some large woman, well over 250 pounds (and that's just her ass), standing behind me collapsed and lands on my back. This was one of the biggest tests of strength I've ever had to endure because not only was I not expecting an obese woman to fall on me, but my left knee is fucked up. If it weren't for some kind gentlemen who took that unconscious woman off my back, I dunno if I would be here right now.I have this feeling she's tied in with the plot to kill me. These muthafuckas are getting creative. They don't even wanna make it look like murder no more.
Damn Sikotic you are a marked man lol. The glass story is still the funniest to me but this shit is hilarious to. They are really expanding their operation here, now they have hired a obese woman to try and take you out. Man who knows whats next
my moneys on a poisonous cockroach thats trained to climb in his mouth while hes sleeping. keep your mouth closed homie
ur gonna have lay low Sikotic, and watch ur back & looker over ur shoulder, and not sleep anymore.....but besides that u shud be fine
Did you get to feel her up ?