Hay GUYS!!! Come inside to learn the SECRATS of GETTING LADEIS!

[timmy]

I have alweys been very BLESED in THE woman depertmant!!

ASK ALL QUENCHUNS HERE!!!  I WELL HELP!!!

[Samoan Enforcer]

i have a girl i enjoy fucking yet she wants more of a serious relationship, how do i keep her at bay without hurting her feelings?

[Teddy Roosevelt]

How do I become a pimp like you?

[timmy]

i have a girl i enjoy fucking yet she wants more of a serious relationship, how do i keep her at bay without hurting her feelings?

GOOD QUENCHUN!  You can tall HER your brather has SOME cancer.  That wey...when she aksed where you are say I WUS WITH MY BROHTER!!!

[timmy]

How do I become a pimp like you?

SLOW DAWN!  Irt well take TIME but eventuelly we will MAKE it THEIR!!  What I usually do it practise taking to the GRILS at the GYM!!!!

[Cheese]

I wanna buttfuck my girlfriend, but she won't let me. What's the solution for this problem?

[herpes]

i cry after i nut, what should I do

[Low Key]

I want to convice my girl to have a threesome. How do I go about that?

[Boo-Yaa †]

My girl wants me to shit on her head while she sucks my balls, I duno what to do??? Im scared.

 HELP TIMMY!

[Al Bundy]

My girl wants me to shit on her head while she sucks my balls, I duno what to do??? Im scared.

 HELP TIMMY!

LOL

[mrtonguetwista]

My girl wants me to shit on her head while she sucks my balls, I duno what to do??? Im scared.

 HELP TIMMY!

Give her my number.

[timmy]

I wanna buttfuck my girlfriend, but she won't let me. What's the solution for this problem?

YOU are out of lukc unless you use SOME HYPNOSYS!!  Works all the TIME FOR ME!!!  (I just meke sure GRANMA is gone for ATLAEST 2 hours....*WENK* *WENK*)

GOOD LUCK!!

[timmy]

I want to convice my girl to have a threesome. How do I go about that?

THREESOME??  Is that SOME GOLF termenolagy??     Sarry I dont play GOLF....only POGO STICK and PUNSH-UPS!!!

[D-Reborn]

lmfao! this is crazy

 

[Low Key]

lmao