CREM- DIGITS PRESENTS THE GREATEST BATTLE EVER....

[cremedelaclem]

aiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

i want EVERYONE to spit some on this one and keep it going for a long ass time

(NIK, Narrator, all y'all)

first post is a verse each from me and my homies.....and whos better to set the mood than that crazy nz muh'fuh Mouse Howl

Mouse- Yo
dropping some shit
like a brick
place it on my shoe
and kick it
STRAIGHT IN YOUR GRILL
til you have a mouthfill
the Mouse skill
small but built ill
I don't kill
I steal
like homie off Friday
around my way
I'll peel a rap in ya ass
fuck caps and clips
they are for bitches with dicks
rip and invert
the clit expert
I make alotta woman
Man or Mouse?
that ain't the fuckin question
no restin for me
the wicked best be angry
so I don't sleep
I'll let y'all do that for me....


Cremdelaclem- Aiight
The west coast affiliates and family
all fall into this piece like gravity
mindstate insanity
all causin battery if you try to handle me
establish the
agony
black hoodies lookin raggedy
split your teeth like bad cavetys
body's rottin mad magety

the iller livin
dark brown and vanilla chillin
smoke rise to the ceilin
makin a killin
blatant villains
from that same bloody strip
where the beats is hardcore and the blunts is honey dipped

i came to the game to explore a range of pain from major pain to stranger pain with tame restraint
chain some reighns to the main vein in your brain and pull against the grain of your membrane cos im off the chain


Sunshine- this battle teams more nasty than crem's baby mommas momma in the nude

my verses got so many curses im gettin sued
rude and crude when im not in the mood
but when i am i chew emcees up like food

pussy niggas get used to this
or amune to shit
that im droppin right up on y'all hoes like im ludacris

even the stupidest
can see that im not scrupulous
see what ima do to this
twist up the uterus
till that shit smell like tuna fish

brixton cats wet you in the queue and come in the club with wet pistols
quick to busta blood vessel like the sex pistols

Blueyes- its blueyes bringin the pain upon your speakers
cos all at once im proud of where im from like boricuas
your the weakest
you suck like dmx in my brothers keeper
or belly with nas
or missy elliot and nelly futard...
i roll with cats who never leave the house for real
that aint lazyness we weighed down by our balls of steal
dont underestimate the shit that ill do for a meal
cos im the type that lives the night life and robs and steals

as a youth i did some shit that would make niggas puke
thats why im sick on the mic in my old age duke
the fruits
of my loins is scattered all across the world
cos i dont fuck with no condoms ya heard?

Storge Knives- Stand back motherfuckers y'all about to get banished
im the planets baddest emcee causin damage
outlandish

elegent heaven scent
ive never been, the type to come delicate

my flow'll melt metal like liquid sulphur
the beat flow throught me electric conductor
i conduct a..

beat like an orchestra
destruct a motherfucker who dont know who hes talkin ta'

awkwader,

than french truck drivers on strike on the border
the rawest applause causer

y'all emcees tryin to educate but you barely in the knowledge
labels fight over my shit like Elian Gonzalez
im schoolin y'all bitches but i rarely go to college
and im rulin y'all with this cos your nearly all demolished.

[DreSnoop00]

hey yo dresnoop is here/
i'ma drop it down and take yo bitch from the rear/
this rap may be fucked up and wack/
thas cuz this is my first tyme and i'm a mack/
yeah, maybe it is fucked up/
its my first tyme bitch so shut tha fuck up/
i'm just gona try to go with tha flow/
all u gotta know is to keep cool and lay low/
i'm just gonna try to keep it lyrical/
and hell, i kno i ain't a miracle/
i'm just gonna try to play this out/
and just take it out/
i the one that makes ur bitch scream out/
who tha fuck thinks u gonna drop dis shit/
who tha fuck thinks that u gonna suck a dick/
shut tha fuck and just take it like a ho/
I dunno bout dis rap and havin some mo/
aight thas enough for now/
so keep it like snoop and saw "bow wow"/
i think dis is/
maybe it is/
the last and first rap i'll ever do/
so i'll just talk to y'all later and let u have a clue/


aight thas it
i kno thas so, so fucked up
i was just bored, i'm not a freestyler at all
i just usually go to the regualr message board to see whas goin on
so if u kno dis is fucked up, i kno it too

peace

[maxi-padz]

NIK/
rhymes are boring like a fucken play/
his 2 line rhymes when u can listen to mine all day/
what the fuck is now_i_know/
nigga cant flow/
so why the fuck he try to throw/
haha nig couldn even get a deal at death row/
shyt nig u should stop tryin to ryhme n go hang/
next u probably be sayin u a gang-banger/
if u live in the streetz where im from u would leave yo house/
ud be a fucken fag like mouse/
do yoself a favour and put yo head in a noose/
caus ur rhymes is az dull as a dead goose/
rhymin against me has a cost/
caus my heart iz as cold as jack frost/
NIK and mouse must be fucken lost/

maxi-padz got tha goodz/
felt from tha bays to tha hoodz/
my grip on tha mic is as tight as a vice/
nigga i made u look stupid twice/
shit yo voices sound squeky like mice/
dont reply to this nig i aint nice/
ima cold motherfucker when it comes to fake mc's/
i dont even respect tha og's/
i dont know what u want/
but u want me dead/
u fucken coward/
ima bust at u bitches until i see fit/
u fucken counterfiet/
no ima ligth up a torch/
n lead u niggaz throw this dark hall way/
im tha future rapper to lead the way/
when bulletz fly i sway/
i got tha killa instincts/
haha sit down n show respect niggaz/
coz we mob figgaz/
i hit rocks n bust glocks/
just like tha hustlaz/
nigga i aint gangsta but im as hard as thugz/

what u think
peace
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ay yo mouse n NIK
no disrespect homies but yo if this battle u gotta start this shit of somewhere?
lolz
much luv

[maxi-padz]

sit down now stand up/
step back mouse and shut tha fuck up/
im sick of ur freestyle rambling/
nigga fuckin with me ur gambling/
gambling ur life away/
i keep all yall niggaz at bay/
i stand tall/
while all u niggaz grovel at my feet n fall/
im better than u all/
im gonna win it was written in the lyrical scripts/
u bustin weak words thro ur dick lips/
nigga dont bust near me u got penis breathe/
ima come for u nigga call me death/
i am the feeling when the coldness travels from yo brain to ur liver/
causin u to shiver/
say my name 3 times in the mirror/
and ill bust thro the door strikin fear/
i can see it in ur eyes u know da end is near/
but instead off taking it like a man/
u get on ur knees n bed like a fucken animal/
haha call me tha lord of terror/
striking fear into all ur hearts n souls/
i torment yo mind while u sleep/
break into ur dreams wit a knife when u dreamin of yo sheep/
yo future is looking bleak/
haha my lyrical skill is uneek/
its a miracle i was born with talent so raw/
nig for me to win its tha law/
so fire ur self up solja and prepare for war/
ur gonna wish ur mum used contraception/
u try n get under my skin by deception/
its my eagle like preception/
that makes me untouchable/
like i told u in my 4 rhymes befo this today im unstopable/

peace

[ITW [the irish boy]]

SHIT, WRITERS BLOCK TODAY. I'VE TRIED 3 RHYMES AND THEY'RE ALL WACK. I PREFER THE BIGGER BATTLE BUT PAD  IF U NEED BACK UP U NOW WHERE IM AT

PEACE MOUSE&CO. I'LL BE BACK TO HIT IT UP TOMORROW MAYBE...KEEP IT REAL HOMIEZ

[Sir Hambone]

ooooohhhhh weeeeeeee/
this is the new place to be/
guess who this is/
its the H-A-M-B-O-N-E/
bringin flava for all the West Coast Affiliates/
styles for miles/
i'll give you a dime for all your rhymes/
roll all that change up/
im takin it back cause its mines/
your Swatch watch, they define me in Rolex Time/
you hear those chimes/
tick tick tick.....
i think its time to blow your mind/
im so devine/
your azz is dirty like bathroom lyme/
dont let me bring out the lysol with Pine/
i continue to climb/
sit down relax, kick the lazy boy back and recline/
watch as i age and get better like wine/
lyrics leave u in shock, speechless, make you learn sign/
if this was on tape, youd have to hit rewind/
just letin ya'll know i still got my shine/

takin yall to the test/
fuck the vest/
take blows see who can fight like the old school days/
Im Knockin fools out, like homers to Willie Mayes/
what the fuck do u have to say/
im like a Great White/
takin big ass bites/
rappers fallen/
like a pinto and stallen/
your a marc/
trying to be like X/
you didnt mark the spot
family matters lookin narc/
pulled your plug, im the new spark/
now your cold, im makin this shit hot....


step up to the plate, get ate, like a steak discard your body, dump it in a lake, just playin that shit sounded fake, but just wait,
taking it back, the date is almost 4 20....light it up and blaze a sack, puff puff pass, i got 5 on it, but still going to hide my own stash, put 2pac in, turn that shit up.....find his enemies, its time to mash, bust shots with the glock, it dont stop, fuck lauryn hill and doo wop, aint no fuckin peace on my block, bloods, crips, seatown gangstas, jackin everyones whips, takin yo bitch, craniums spewin blood, dont matter where u from, none of us showin no love, what set u claimin, south CD Gangstas fool, and we still bangin, and ridin on daytons, just waitin, for fools to slip, we will take that ride..and dip.....u didnt hear it?  Your heart beat just skipped!

[cremedelaclem]

mouse with the sickness

ima post something tomorow kid for sure


im real tired now.....

[Hambone (Guest)]

u must want some stitches/
damn bitches/
wishin to bring the funk/
fuck the funk, you need to feel some pain/
fuck destiny's child, I will make you say my name/
hambone, hambone, hambone/
nick nack paddy wack, seatown gangstas just bum rushed your home/
oh damn, chrome tip hollow point at the dome/
the analytical/
lyrical/
belive in God, which makes me spiritual/
really doh/
stay away from those ho's/
you had the clap/
in the dictionary, they use your dick as the map/
u must feel famous/
feelin like andy and amos/
battle you from here to uranos/
just ripped you a new anus/

whats the real deal/
u r on the back burner/
you will be forgotten but not missed/
no one will ever wonder/
get on your knees and kiss the pinky ring/
hambones your new supreme being/
of this west coast Affiliates team/
im primary/
your secondary/
whats up kid/
u still think you are tuff?, mmmm well not quite
you still playing with light brite?/

shit, maybe its those damn cabbage patch dolls/
i knew damn well u didnt have no balls/
or do u play with barbie, strawberry shortcake,  or smurffet/
you think you the best, in this world series/
I brought the crown home, kicked your ass as if you were the mets/
everything you put up is a brick/
the crowd goes Wild....3....2.....1....
ssssswwwwiiiiiiiiiiiiish.........nothing but net



Whats up Affiliates.......
Kevin Garnett All the way baby...

[maxi-padz]

im immortal/
ur bulletz cant hit wha they cant see/
u cant touch me/
im untouchable/
cant see me im invisible/
cant kill me nigga im invinsable/
im tha shiver that runs thro yo body on a hot afternoon/
im tha creature tha howls on a full moon/
im tha fog that comes out of nowhere/
niga i loom/
i cauz heart attacks thro shock/
nig is passed yo bed time look at tha clock/
tick tock fuck i dont even need a glock/
ima cut u open flow thro yo veins nigga i kill u wit ease/
i consume ur mind n soul like a fucken disease/
can u feel my spirit/
my thoughts n emotions flowin thro yo mind u fear it/
u better believe it/
i am in ur blood/
when u bleed on teh floor when u explode i am released/
now u deseased/
now yo body is decomposing/
thats what a bitch gets fo posing/
n challenging my believ/
now u dead n to yo soul its a relief/
coz nigga we had beef/
and u cant fuck wit tha un killable/
its unexplanable/
u thought u won but nigga/
i GOT CHA/

peace
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[Big BpG]

This aint the best battler ever
You need me forever
Bring in the weather
But don't stay together
the storm is coming
bitches be running
I'll spray verbal rain
like a machine gun gunnin
You'll hesitate
But not get wet
Won't graduate
And fall down one step
The levation of my hesitation
Is all I need to for a verbal assassination
Destination unknown
I'm full grown
A hand in my pocket
The other all alone
Step in the scene
With a nickel plated gleam
Watch my words evaporate to steam
Now team
Together as one
We can do this key
One on One
The assualt aint done...
It's just started
My words aint departed
They coming to me on carts being carted
That's right
Can you keep up
You're falling behind
Please don't get stuck
I know I'm ahead and your falling back
Losing control like a pack of cats on a light liquored stash
Do you even know what I just flowed
That whole third line was blow for blow stoned
Undo the hate
Don't penetrate
Thats my job fool
Bend over and wait
I'm completely tearing your words apart
They're crumbling like bricks at the school yard park
The trucks come in to hall them out
While you try to shovel them up and put them in your mouth
Dont re-use
I win you lose
It's over my friend
You were verbally bruised
I know it hurts
Put your face in the dirt
In like an ostrich
With a sign that says jerk


-bpg

[maxi-padz]

oh shit i ain know u said that
else i cant remember
my bad
ima drop some shyt later
peace
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[ITW [the irish boy]]

U GIVE A FUCK ABOUT OUR FUCKIN FEEDBACK
ILL STUFF YOUR FUCKIN ASS IN A FUCKIN GEE BAG/
WHATS A GEE BAG?/
LIKE A TEA BAG/
ENTERED THROUGH ALL HOLES/
UR PETIT ASS RESEMBLE GARDEN KNOMES/
AS YOU FLOSS WAVIN ABOUT THOSE MOBILE PHONES/
EXCUSE ME ILL TAKE THAT? MY NAME IS OFFICER JONES/
CLAIMIN GANGSTA YOU RUN AROUND WITH THEM NINE INCH CHROME/
IT OUTSIZES YOUR DICK EVEN WHEN YOUR ON THE BONE/
RUN QUICK ASK YOUR BITCH HOW HER MIND WAS BLOWN/
NOT BY PETIT DICK NON GANGSTA BITCH/
BY ME THE RAPPING EQUIVILENT OF AL CAPONE/

GANGSTA GANGSTA GEEZ WITH A WHOLE LOTTA HEART/
GIVE A DRESS AND MAKEUP/
DANM YOU LOOK THE PART/
WHATS THAT SMELL? SHIT DID U JUST FART?/
OH MAN U WOULDNT GET THAT MUCH SHIT IN A SEWAGE CART!/
YOUVE KAKED YOURSELF AND WERE YET TO START/
STOP WANKIN BOUT LIL MARGE SIMPSON AND BART/
NOT TO MENTION LIL LISA SIMPSON/
STOP THAT SHIT SON AND ILL  SHOW U TO PIMP SOME/
IT GIVES REWARDS BUT NOT LIKE YOUR WIMPS FUN/
THIS IS ENTERING A PUSSY WITH A WILD WILD WEST GUN/

[Hambone (Guest)]

introducing,
the northwest estyle m.c.
the topp Dogg, not snoop, but representng, S-E-A-double T-L-E,
fuckin with me,
i'll fuck up your whole cerebral,
make u all mental/
the level u speak on, is elmer fud, bugs bunny people/
thinking you lethal/
cartoonish/
like a lion and the king sequel/
i get 5 estyle mics/
you'll get negative 5/
fakin actin like a dyke/
wishing you werent alive/
with a pip squeek bark and a nibble for your bite/
your mark wahlberg outta sight/
im tom hanks, takin the ocsar on this night/

not really any battles at all/
sat back, relaxed watched all of ya'll stumbled and fall/
its like a sport/
you need to come ready to ball/
or dont try to step onto this basketball court/
thought your shit was protected like a fort/

its fo life, to bring any and all pain/
came to this estyle board/
drop a few lines and shit hasnt been the same/
put everything you have on the table/
my rhymes are so sick, they give me a Mr. Yuck Label/
your movin slow like 56k/
man, i got At&t Cable/
its the 21st century/
when they talk about the e-stylers, they just mention me/
who was he?/
they dont know/
they will just remember that i rocked the show

[cremedelaclem]

heres another funky battle rhyme courtesy off my lil homie Storge Knives-

"this one goes out to all those fake ass wannabe emcees thats tryin to step to my man in nz....FUCK Y'ALL .....from the heart!"

y'all tell hella lies and cant understand the steez

i think youd better recognie like my name was sam sneed

ill take a lot of defeatin

in fact ill even be bleedin

before ill have a decent reason to admit i was beaten

ill keep going like triple x long life batterys/

so youll have to be/

statically charged if you wanna battle me/

im glad to be/

that emcee that cause panic and anarchy/

put me on your track ill make it phat like calories/

im nicer than greg nice/

and sicker than head lice/

plus im iller than snake bites/

and shine brighter than ice/

fake rappers get sliced/

with they head all up in the vice/

storge knives/

dont make me tell you twice

[maxi-padz]

mouse needs back up
coz he knows he gon get smacked up
nigga FUK u to/
talking shyt from tha heart/
bitch shut ur trap hole/
faggot ass broke nigga on tha dole/
like mastah killah said something in tha hood goes CLACK CLACK/
check yo self nigga 2 bulletz flyin at yo back/
who dat nig storge knives/
thought he was a playa coz he had 3 wives/
nigga shut up i fuck em all/
now u wanna brawl/
shyt ur gay ass lyrics muct be rubbin off on me/
sayin u rhyme with mo energy/
u cant compare wit me/
nig u aint even understand tha game/
dare u to question my untouchable aim/
storge knives mustn know in here theres a pecking order/
i rhyme first and last coz i start tha precision/
ima make an incision/
gut u form ur head to ur feet/
im so handy wit tha knife call me sleek/
dont test me fool/
i play wit tha 9 milla like iz a tool/
n fuck with me ill leave yo blood in a pool/

shyt thas weak effort
yall can tell i aint rhyme in a few days im warm up now
bring u some of that shyt u love?
lolz
peace
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