Author Topic: Finally I Get A Short Kurupt Interview (2Pac,DeathRow,Dr.Dre etc)!!  (Read 1683 times)

Paul

Re: Finally I Get A Short Kurupt Interview (2Pac,DeathRow,Dr.Dre etc)!!
« Reply #60 on: April 03, 2009, 11:54:27 AM »
i love how Kurupt spells it "trak" just like the original poster


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Re: Finally I Get A Short Kurupt Interview (2Pac,DeathRow,Dr.Dre etc)!!
« Reply #61 on: April 03, 2009, 04:33:59 PM »
If he walked into the room and saw her rifling through his wallet, the very first thing Fly would do is slap her with the back of his hand.  It'd stun her a bit, but she'd still be holding on to the wallet.  Then he'd take the butt of his pistol and smack her with it and the force of that would cause the money and the wallet to go flying in the air.  Then he'd put one of his feet on her back to hold her down (he'd be wearing house shoes) and he'd say 'pick all this money up right now and put it back in my wallet'.  Then he'd sit her down on the bed and say "i oughtta kill you for what you did".  You get down and start sucking and I might let it slide.  So the bitch will give him head, then he'll pull her up by her hair after a while and then do her any way he wants.  After that, he'd say 'make me some dinner bitch, i'm hungry, you're still trying to get back in good with me'.  So she'd make him dinner.  After that, he says 'I forgive you baby, you are my 'Number 1', just like the song.  So the bitch is all happy now, so she does him again.  Then Soopafly knocks on the wall behind the bed with his fist and he says "baby, I hear someone knocking at the door, go see who it is".   So she gets up and goes to the door while she's still naked, she opens the door, but of course there's no one there, because Fly just knocked on the wall.  So she's standing there with the door open, now remember, she's got a black eye from where Fly hit her earlier with his gun.  So Fly comes up behind her and puts his foot in the small of her back and kicks her and she flies out the door and rolls down the 2 steps that are in front of his house.  So she's outside naked and she's like 'what's going on baby?  I love you, let me back in.  Fly goes up to the upstairs window and says "bitch, don't play with my money, you just got G'eed, get out of here".  She's crying outside, like 'how am i going to get home, i need my clothes, my phone, my purse, i live 2 hours from your house".  Fly just slams the window.  So the bitch does the only thing she can think of and goes and sleeps in the dog house Fly has in his back yard.  The next morning Fly is getting ready to leave for a video shoot and she's still by his door.  She wrapped her body with Fly's doormat to cover up her nakedness.  So Fly's leaving and he's out on his front walk and he's like 'you still here bitch?'  She's on her knees beggin for him to forgive her.  Fly takes out 1.00 in change and throws it down the street and says "here's your bus money, get out of my face and he grabs the doormat off her as she runs after the change.  One of the quarters rolled down the sewer, so she's screwed now.  Soopafly then proceeds to get in his limo that he has waiting for him in his driveway and he gets in and says to his driver "Kurupt, drive me to the video shoot"  And Kurupt says "yes sir mr. Fly." and off they go.  As the limo drives off, you can see the bitch with a stick with a wad of gum on the end of it and she's reaching into the storm drain trying to fish the quarter out.

That's what i think would happen if Fly caught a bitch messing with his money.

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Re: Finally I Get A Short Kurupt Interview (2Pac,DeathRow,Dr.Dre etc)!!
« Reply #62 on: April 18, 2009, 03:53:25 PM »
If he walked into the room and saw her rifling through his wallet, the very first thing Fly would do is slap her with the back of his hand.  It'd stun her a bit, but she'd still be holding on to the wallet.  Then he'd take the butt of his pistol and smack her with it and the force of that would cause the money and the wallet to go flying in the air.  Then he'd put one of his feet on her back to hold her down (he'd be wearing house shoes) and he'd say 'pick all this money up right now and put it back in my wallet'.  Then he'd sit her down on the bed and say "i oughtta kill you for what you did".  You get down and start sucking and I might let it slide.  So the bitch will give him head, then he'll pull her up by her hair after a while and then do her any way he wants.  After that, he'd say 'make me some dinner bitch, i'm hungry, you're still trying to get back in good with me'.  So she'd make him dinner.  After that, he says 'I forgive you baby, you are my 'Number 1', just like the song.  So the bitch is all happy now, so she does him again.  Then Soopafly knocks on the wall behind the bed with his fist and he says "baby, I hear someone knocking at the door, go see who it is".   So she gets up and goes to the door while she's still naked, she opens the door, but of course there's no one there, because Fly just knocked on the wall.  So she's standing there with the door open, now remember, she's got a black eye from where Fly hit her earlier with his gun.  So Fly comes up behind her and puts his foot in the small of her back and kicks her and she flies out the door and rolls down the 2 steps that are in front of his house.  So she's outside naked and she's like 'what's going on baby?  I love you, let me back in.  Fly goes up to the upstairs window and says "bitch, don't play with my money, you just got G'eed, get out of here".  She's crying outside, like 'how am i going to get home, i need my clothes, my phone, my purse, i live 2 hours from your house".  Fly just slams the window.  So the bitch does the only thing she can think of and goes and sleeps in the dog house Fly has in his back yard.  The next morning Fly is getting ready to leave for a video shoot and she's still by his door.  She wrapped her body with Fly's doormat to cover up her nakedness.  So Fly's leaving and he's out on his front walk and he's like 'you still here bitch?'  She's on her knees beggin for him to forgive her.  Fly takes out 1.00 in change and throws it down the street and says "here's your bus money, get out of my face and he grabs the doormat off her as she runs after the change.  One of the quarters rolled down the sewer, so she's screwed now.  Soopafly then proceeds to get in his limo that he has waiting for him in his driveway and he gets in and says to his driver "Kurupt, drive me to the video shoot"  And Kurupt says "yes sir mr. Fly." and off they go.  As the limo drives off, you can see the bitch with a stick with a wad of gum on the end of it and she's reaching into the storm drain trying to fish the quarter out.

That's what i think would happen if Fly caught a bitch messing with his money.

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Re: Finally I Get A Short Kurupt Interview (2Pac,DeathRow,Dr.Dre etc)!!
« Reply #63 on: April 18, 2009, 10:53:19 PM »
what the fuck
 

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Re: Finally I Get A Short Kurupt Interview (2Pac,DeathRow,Dr.Dre etc)!!
« Reply #64 on: April 18, 2009, 11:00:59 PM »
01:13 ustreamer-4894 : hey soopafly, u see that virgin on dubcnn stalking u?
 01:13 soopaflytv : imma close this window n open it aGAIN
 01:13 ustreamer-4894 : he admitted he was a 31 year old virgin
 01:21 soopaflytv : yea i seen him??
 01:21 soopaflytv : where he from??
 01:21 ustreamer-7480 : hes prolly a euro wigger
 01:22 ustreamer-7480 : u see his thread rating every song u done? LOL
 01:22 ustreamer-7480 : http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=180317.0
 01:22 soopaflytv : yea i cant get mad about that one tho
 01:23 ustreamer-7480 : LOL, he has a man crush on u
 01:23 soopaflytv : my computer cant find the server
 01:24 ustreamer-3445 : damn wtf??
 01:24 ustreamer-3445 : i hear some voices...
 01:24 soopaflytv : well if he come wit dat gay shit that man gone get crushed
 01:25 ustreamer-3445 : hey fly wassup wit the nine inch dix?
 01:25 ustreamer-7480 : Haha
 01:25 soopaflytv : yall like dat??