Nothing hotter than a bitch with a birth control patch...

[Sikotic™]

...she's ready to please the masses. I dont date a bitch without one.

[Kool Beenz]

i'd never nut in a girl even if she was on the pill
cus thats how my friend got stuck...
his chick was on the pill and he would nut in her all the time and once she found out he was going to the Marines she stopped taking it to get pregnant on purpose to make him marry her and shit

i would of just sent the bitch to Jaydc so he could do his home made abortions

[Sikotic™]

This is why I'm down for the patch. Any bitch that wears decent panties, you can see the shit. So you know you can nut in her safely. I dont wanna take a shovel out and bury a bitch in the desert. Too risky, but I'll be damned if she gets a share of the future Dr. Sikotic's fortune.

[Don Jacob]

cream pie's are fun when done right. 

[Jaydc555]

This one chick told me it was the patch but it ended up being a nicotine patch.but the stem cells used from that gave floydness her third stomach so hey it all worked out

[Sikotic™]

cream pie's are fun when done right. 

You gotta know how to identify them. It's an art form.

[Kool Beenz]

yeah nothing is better then an ol' fashion oatmeal cream pie

[Cali Climate]

the chemical in patches can make the pussy drier, but thats what spit and her tears are for.

[Kool Beenz]

shit when girls give you the "pregnancy scare"
ill just go with the ol fashion "bitch you better not be, or ill kick you in the stomach till you bleed"

[Sikotic™]

the chemical in patches can make the pussy drier, but thats what spit and her tears are for.

I keep Astroglide in my pocket for a bitch. She doesnt have to be into it as long as I get my nut off and she's drunk enough.

[Þŕiņçë]

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[Tay]

the chemical in patches can make the pussy drier, but thats what spit and her tears are for.

Haha, classic line right there. The patch is better than the pill, because you never know when the girl might pull something. My friend used to brag to all of us how he would go bare back with his girl, and now he has a daughter.

[Triple OG Rapsodie]

i'd never nut in a girl even if she was on the pill
cus thats how my friend got stuck...
his chick was on the pill and he would nut in her all the time and once she found out he was going to the Marines she stopped taking it to get pregnant on purpose to make him marry her and shit

i would of just sent the bitch to Jaydc so he could do his home made abortions

that's why you gotta only fuck the laid back girls who are looking for fun. Don't hook up with the obsessive type girls who say they are in love with you.

[Sikotic™]

i'd never nut in a girl even if she was on the pill
cus thats how my friend got stuck...
his chick was on the pill and he would nut in her all the time and once she found out he was going to the Marines she stopped taking it to get pregnant on purpose to make him marry her and shit

i would of just sent the bitch to Jaydc so he could do his home made abortions

that's why you gotta only fuck the laid back girls who are looking for fun. Don't hook up with the obsessive type girls who say they are in love with you.

I feel you, but see. I like a bitch who acts like her world revolves around me. It feeds my ego. I'm fully aware that the bitch will do anything to trap me, but this is why I always make sure she's on something before I fuck. Otherwise it will not go down.

[NotoriousTDA]

LOL wtf this shit comes in patches?

I thought it was just straight up pills