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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #15 on: June 06, 2009, 10:57:49 AM »
Quote from: Big B on June 06, 2009, 10:52:59 AM
i hate when people who have a cart or 2 full of shit dont ask me to go infront of them when i only have 1 or 2 things in my hands to buy.

I think its funny when I have a cart full of shit, and the guy behind me has one thing in his hand. If its ice cream, its even better...I only wish I was one of those coupon people lol
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #16 on: June 06, 2009, 11:35:31 AM »
lol, she cant speak engrish very well.
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #17 on: June 06, 2009, 12:43:21 PM »
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #18 on: June 06, 2009, 02:44:46 PM »
That's the best MLIA ever said
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #19 on: June 06, 2009, 03:25:32 PM »
lol
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #20 on: June 06, 2009, 05:59:05 PM »
lol good story.
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #21 on: June 06, 2009, 06:17:26 PM »
Quote from: Sikotic on June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
So I'm buying my bag of Ghiradelli chocolate chips, paper towels and aftershave.

I dont even wanna know what u and Meg had planned for the evening...
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #22 on: June 06, 2009, 06:44:20 PM »
Quote from: .:DaYg0sTyLz:. on June 06, 2009, 06:17:26 PM
Quote from: Sikotic on June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
So I'm buying my bag of Ghiradelli chocolate chips, paper towels and aftershave.

I dont even wanna know what u and Meg had planned for the evening...
i think you already know....
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2009, 12:27:28 AM »
fuck sucks being a black guy

when i go to Rosa's Tameles i always get the flyest mexican bitch in there

Man up and handle your shit, weaksauce
or ill give you a poo poo platter
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2009, 01:32:15 AM »
Quote from: Blasphemy on June 06, 2009, 07:07:50 AM
Quote from: The Krasnoe Dinamo on June 06, 2009, 06:14:29 AM
Quote from: Sikotic on June 06, 2009, 12:12:46 AM
I'm like WTF? I say "Excuse me?" and she again says, "You want head?" So now I'm sizing this bitch up. SHe was like late 40's but I'm down to fuck a dead horse if it consents.

LMAO.

Yeah, thats the part that made me lol also. But lets  be real, only time a bitch offer him head is if he was in a brothel with a buy 1 get 2 free coupon.
You never pay full price for pussy.
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2009, 11:05:48 AM »
dawg u made me bust up laffing that some funny as shit LMAO +1
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #26 on: June 07, 2009, 12:52:19 PM »
lol sikotic is a freak,hey sik bring those chips over here,I will let you eat them off me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I got a song for you sikotic

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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #27 on: June 07, 2009, 02:18:58 PM »
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #28 on: June 07, 2009, 03:47:54 PM »
Quote from: Queen Sikotic II on June 07, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
lol sikotic is a freak,hey sik bring those chips over here,I will let you eat them off me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I got a song for you sikotic


That's our jam, baby girl.
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Re: Some woman asked me if I wanted oral sex in line at the grocery store
« Reply #29 on: June 07, 2009, 04:11:16 PM »
Quote from: Sikotic on June 07, 2009, 03:47:54 PM
Quote from: Queen Sikotic II on June 07, 2009, 12:52:19 PM
lol sikotic is a freak,hey sik bring those chips over here,I will let you eat them off me,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I got a song for you sikotic


That's our jam, baby girl.

Cus Jelly dont shake like dat...
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