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[Þŕiņçë]

SEEMS TO BE HINDU PEOPLE ALL OVER THAT SITE

[G-Funk]

I'm a Cop

You: YO
Stranger: hey
You: who r u
Stranger: dana
You: im detective john kimble
Stranger: oh ok
You: IM A COP YOU IDIOT
You: im sorry.... im so sorry..
Stranger: wtf are you high?
You: hey, im a police officer
Stranger: mhm..
You: you give me the names of your drug suppliers, and i'll tell the judge what a cold blooded killer you are.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


The One-Night Stand
Stranger: hey
You: hello
Stranger: fuck it
Stranger: asl?
You: china/22/f
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[G-Funk]

The Stoner

Stranger: yo
You: wait
You: sandy?
Stranger: no
You: you cant just walk out of a drive-in movie
You: let me talk to your mother
Stranger: sorry man
You: get your mother please
Stranger: im high what the fuckk?
You: this is urgent
You: HURRY
You: they're after me
Stranger: no fuck u
You: FUUUUUUUUUCK
Stranger: im high as shit
You: wat r u on?
Stranger: fucking weed !!
You: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
You: damn
You: pass that shit
Stranger: u smoke mann?
You: hell yeah dude.
Stranger: how much reefer u pumpinn?
You: Hey, I'm a police officer.
Stranger: FUUUCK
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MetalHead from China

Stranger: hey there
You: hellooooo
You: its me, the devil
Stranger: how's it going
Stranger: I'm satan
You: pleased to meet you.
You: hang on I have an appointment with Oprah Winfrey.
You: Billy Mays filled my list with all his products.
Stranger: are you a paranoid or a celebrity?
You: you mean paparazzi?
You: hmm?
Stranger: gosh
Stranger: where r u from?
You: hot as muthafucka. hot enough to make ya CUSS.
Stranger: great
Stranger: im a metalhead
Stranger: from china
You: get off my lawn? are you serious?
You: awesome
Stranger: yup!
Stranger: i love heavy metal and hard rock
You: i saw a death metal band recently
Stranger: which one?
You: they were called DE-COMPOSURE
You: lead singer David Bloodclaat
You: they had a song called ISA KOSISA
You: you ever heard of them?
Stranger: nope
You: DUMB
You: ASS
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[G-Funk]

Able to Comply

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: How are you?
Stranger: fine,and u ?
You: Good. Now I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions.. and I want to have them answered immediately.
Stranger: u r a chinese ?
Stranger: ok,please
You: Who is your daddy? And what does he do? (And no I am not Chinese, sorry)
Stranger: haha,why do u want to know this ?
You: I'm Detective John Kimble.
You: Hey, I'm a police officer.
Stranger: oh, what will u do with my information ?
Stranger: cool job
You: Give it to Skynet
You: It's a poll basically. [Lies]
You: Thank you.
Stranger: o
Stranger: ok,ill help u
You: Good
You: What is his profession?
Stranger: how can i tell u who my daddy is,u want his really name ?
You: No just the profession.
Stranger: teacher
Stranger: he s a teacher
You: Alright thank you.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: not at all
You: Now you give me the names of your drug suppliers and I'll tell the judge what a cold blooded killer you are.
Stranger: my name ?
You: No
Stranger: oh,i know
Stranger: i am not addicted to drug
You: Come on, don't bullshit me.
Stranger: so , i cant tell,sprry
Stranger: sorry
You: Well I hope you have enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your goddamn spine!
Stranger: i tell u the truth
[Moment of silence here]
You: You just cost me $6000
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[QuietTruth]

Stranger: m/f
You: You callin me a mother fucker?

Ha

[Job starring as King Of Zamunda]

Stranger: hi
You: peace
You: what up
You: are you Black?
Stranger: nothing
Stranger: no
You: later

[GimmeYourShoes]

Stranger: im glad michael jacksons dead
You: oh why so?
Stranger: he touched me as a child
You: you didn't like him touching you?
Stranger: i wasnt able to swallow all of it, so he slappped me
You: He can produce sperm
You: I had no clue
Stranger: i herd you liek mudkipz
You: mudpkipz?
You: What is that
Stranger: www.encyclopediadramatica.com/mudkipz
Stranger: possibly a forced meme
You: a pokomon?
Stranger: ill poke your mon
You: Well that's nice of you
Stranger: well, if you let me, ill give you a big jake. Google it.
You: Right
You: That's some nerd talk
Stranger: you know what it is then?
You: what
Stranger: hold on a sec.
Stranger: Big Jake, The The sexual stimulation of a penis using the hands and fingers of a partner and a deceased infant. The recipient puts his penis in a dead infant's mouth. A partner inserts as much of his arm as possible up the infant's rectum, through its gastrointestinal tract and esophagus, and proceeds to manually stimulate the recipient's penis in the infant's mouth. People favor the Big Jake because the dead infant acts as a disposable receptacle for any semen ejaculated. People do not favor the Big Jake because it's just too fucking hot.
You: Sounds like fun
Stranger: SICK BASTARD!!!!
Stranger: GTFO YOU FAGGOT!!!!!
You: Have you been big jaked before?
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This is gay



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You: Hi?
Stranger: Отсоси
You: Anyone
You: Okay son or daughter of lenin
You: Stoi
You: SPutnik
You: I know a few ruskie words
You: Can you any english you commie
You: -?
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Stranger: i'm a 23 male,i need a female to make cam 2 cam
for cybersex
You: You are desperate
Stranger: fuck
You: fag
You: I'll hire two hitman trannies to come up behind you and rape you
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[westsiderider323]

You: yo
Stranger: heya
You: was real good puto
Stranger: really
You: yes
Stranger: fascinating
You: fo shizzle
Stranger: rub a dub dub
You: suck on some dizzle u bizzle
You: faggot
Stranger: i'm not the one talking like an inbred idiot
You: ur asshole looks like it was fuckd by an inbred idiot
Stranger: wow, your wit amazes me...
You: shut up bitch swallow
Stranger: HAHA, you live at home with mummy and daddy and you act cool to pick up chicks when all you do is make a fool of yourself
You: what the fuck does that have to do wit the state of delaware?
You: ignorant fuck
Stranger: i don't believe i made any comment on delaware
Stranger: so i believe you are the ignorant one
You: go fuck some chickens and call yaself wonder women fuckin nutgobbler
Stranger: wow, i bet you're all the rage at parties...must be a white boy trying to act gangster...how sad
You: no sorry not white try again
Stranger: oh african american then?
You: no sorry not of african decent u lose kill yaself
Stranger: well, it doesn't matter what skin color you have...all i know is that you are a pigheaded male
You: I's sorry massa I's do it all over again please dont whip this old body
Stranger: what on earth is your problem...
You: sorry i got the swine flu and i was injected wit anabolic steriods now they shippin me to antartica to live wit my fellow penguins woof woof
Stranger: haha, now that is the most interesting thing you have said so far
You: sorry that was the mix of PCP and crack in my body
Stranger: ...oh-kay then
You: ur a fuckin bitch eat a fat choad
Stranger: huh, really now...is that language really necessary?
You: is it necessary to drink my own urine/
Stranger: why on earth would you want to do that?
You: fuckin canadians think they humans or some shit
Stranger: but they are humans...
You: fuck no they aint they more like hockey playin maple syrup guzzlin faggot nutsack treehuggers
Stranger: and you've obviously have some problems that you should get sorted out...go check yourself into a mental institution or something...idiot
You: im bored ur boring ima go watch TV
Stranger: fine...go and rot your braincells even more
Stranger: ignorant fool
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[Þŕiņçë]

You: fuck no they aint they more like hockey playin maple syrup guzzlin faggot nutsack treehuggers

lol

[G-Funk]

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Stranger: hi
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: ahha?
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: '_' yes.
You: Please find something more interesting to talk about!!!
You: !!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Big B]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: looking for women in their 30's
You: looking for boys before puberty
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Big B]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: heyy
You: hello
Stranger: how are u
You: hello?
You: can you hear me?
You: it must be a bad line i cant hear anything.
You: hello?
Stranger: aye i can hear u
You: i can hear something. is that you?
Stranger: fuck up
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Big B]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: hello.
You: do you like peanut butter?
Stranger: no
You: fuck you then.
Stranger: whats ur name
Stranger: where are u from
You: peter.
You: neverland.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Big B]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: i need advice
You: oh, not you again.
Stranger: yeah, a oh!
Stranger: not me!
You: you can only stick it in the pooper is she consents
Stranger: thats not all true, you can get your mates to hold her down
Stranger: sorted.
You: i'll say.
You: but you dont have any mates....
Stranger: true man
Stranger: touche
Stranger: oh well
Stranger: my jail mates etc
Stranger: you prob dont have any nuts though
Stranger: so we are on even ground here bro
Stranger: say something cunt
Stranger: wasting my time
Stranger: ( . Y . )
Stranger: (o)(o)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Big B]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hii
You: hii
Stranger: from?
You: from?
Stranger: jupiter
You: jupiter
Stranger: im a alien
You: im a alien
Stranger: stop that
You: stop that
Stranger: im a assholl
You: im a assholl
Stranger: im a motherfucker
You: im a motherfucker
Stranger: im gay
You: queer.
Stranger: haaa!
You: haaa!
Stranger: you know :just fack your daddy!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.