The official Ask Jaydc a question thread

[Jaydc555]

how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?

Get drunk and imagine someone else.On the plus side their fat so you can eat while you fuck and they wont care.You can eat a bucket of kfc and stick a bone in her ass while you fuck her doggy while polishing off a spicy big crunch.

[Floydness]

how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?

depends on how fat the girl is.. besides some people like fat chicks.. I mean REALLY fat chicks.. theres this magazine called bodacious.. and these bitches are like 300 pounds modeling little skimpy thongs.. its pretty funny.

but what if their head is disproportionately obese like yours?

then u only get to fuck one dick ur whole life  

[Floydness]

how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?

depends on how fat the girl is.. besides some people like fat chicks.. I mean REALLY fat chicks.. theres this magazine called bodacious.. and these bitches are like 300 pounds modeling little skimpy thongs.. its pretty funny.

This isnt the official ask floydness a question thread get the fuck on woman before i put my shoe on you

STFU before I bite ur fucking foot off and u wont have anything to slip on a cheap ass shoe u stupid douche! MUAHAHAHAHAHA 

[Cali Climate]

SAY YOU KILL SOMEBODY AND THEIR BODY IS LYING IN YOUR HOME, WHAT DO YOU DO?

[Jaydc555]

So I accidentally killed the bitch while trying to perform a late trimester abortion. What cleaning supplies would you recommend for the cleaning of my trunk? I'd like to not get some bitch ass forensics team swabbing the shit out of it and them finding traces of blood.

My advice is rip out the upholstery and replace it,its the only way to be sure the evidence is gone.Then burn said upholstery,get the new one in and then take your car and have it professionally cleaned inside and out

Okay so good news: my car is clean. I took my car to a professional cleaner and he found a little blood and asked me about it. I had to take the dude around the corner and stab him in the neck no homo. So now the death toll is up to two. Should I chop him into pieces and throw away his body parts in different towns or just burn the body?

Chop into pieces and then burn in.Or feed to local pigs.

[Jaydc555]

SAY YOU KILL SOMEBODY AND THEIR BODY IS LYING IN YOUR HOME, WHAT DO YOU DO?

Too many variables to this question.Do I have time?Was this person killed in a fit of yelling rage?Was there a gunshot?Etc Etc.Each situation has a different solution.

[Cali Climate]

SAY YOU KILL SOMEBODY AND THEIR BODY IS LYING IN YOUR HOME, WHAT DO YOU DO?

Too many variables to this question.Do I have time?Was this person killed in a fit of yelling rage?Was there a gunshot?Etc Etc.Each situation has a different solution.

no. time is not of the essence and say they were just clubbed in the head with a firepoker.

[Jaydc555]

how do you fuck a fat girl and enjoy it?

depends on how fat the girl is.. besides some people like fat chicks.. I mean REALLY fat chicks.. theres this magazine called bodacious.. and these bitches are like 300 pounds modeling little skimpy thongs.. its pretty funny.

This isnt the official ask floydness a question thread get the fuck on woman before i put my shoe on you

STFU before I bite ur fucking foot off and u wont have anything to slip on a cheap ass shoe u stupid douche! MUAHAHAHAHAHA 

You would put your mouth around any of my body parts you slut

[Sikotic™]

Should I give up on lifelong goals and just travel the world?

For some people Id yes to this question but for you Id say just stick with it.Youve already put so much time into it now it would be a waste to quit.If you really wanted to travel the world Id say finish your schooling become a doctor and travel the world and help out poor people in 3rd world countries.Of course that depends on how big of a heart you have and wether or not materials and money are a prominent factor in your life.

Ah fuck......I guess you're right.

[Floydness]

yeah right, I bet u have a short fucking dick just like ur short stumpy body. You fucken chode.  lolol

[LAXCENTRAL]

will Joe Buddens ever be known for anything other than Pump It Up and getting socked in the eye?

Go to his forum and ask this question.