Author Topic: Why are bananas crooked?  (Read 183 times)

mauzip

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Why are bananas crooked?
« on: January 03, 2003, 03:54:45 AM »
Tell me.


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Don Seer

Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2003, 04:05:02 AM »
not all are.. i've seem some straight ones.
but i believe its to do with them drying out making them curl  ;)
 

mauzip

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Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2003, 04:07:07 AM »
so if they are very dried out they curl a lot and if they are not they're straight? do i get it right? :P
« Last Edit: January 03, 2003, 04:19:15 AM by mauzip »
 

Don Seer

Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2003, 06:21:56 AM »
LOL yes. I think we are heading in the correct direction. perhaps it could also be a sign of fruity maturity. like how they also change colour when they ripen.  ;)
 

mauzip

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Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2003, 06:23:17 AM »
but what happens in the banana's puberty?
 

Don Seer

Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2003, 06:48:39 AM »
all bananas come from the banana mothership.. i dont think they reproduce
 

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Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #6 on: January 03, 2003, 11:53:05 AM »
I think this was posted on the wrong board...PeACe
 

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Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #7 on: January 03, 2003, 01:33:15 PM »
" Bananas were originally straight.
}
} They only recently became bent, a genetic mutation caused by the
} various nuclear tests performed in the Pacific.
}
} The French tests at Mururoa, if allowed to go ahead, will cause
} yet more mutations, resulting in spiral bananas. This would
} normally be considered to be inconvenient, as they will be even
} more difficult to pack, however as all of the banana pickers will
} have died of cancer, it is unlikely to be noticed."

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Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #8 on: January 03, 2003, 02:30:08 PM »
i thought bananas were always like ) that i never thought why but God made em like that i dunno  
 

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Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2003, 01:34:33 AM »
so banannaz goez starts like l then goez like ( ????
so if a bananna keeps growing it will go  from

l to ( then if ie keeps going C and if its fully grown it gets to O???
 

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Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2003, 09:12:04 AM »
 ??? Bananas were straight?  ??? damn I aint never knew taht I always thought they bented..hey I'm gettin smarter by the day from this board  :D
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Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2003, 12:27:48 PM »
" Bananas were originally straight.
}
} They only recently became bent, a genetic mutation caused by the
} various nuclear tests performed in the Pacific.
}
} The French tests at Mururoa, if allowed to go ahead, will cause
} yet more mutations, resulting in spiral bananas. This would
} normally be considered to be inconvenient, as they will be even
} more difficult to pack, however as all of the banana pickers will
} have died of cancer, it is unlikely to be noticed."

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Are you serious? That's crazy. I just thought it was the maturing process like a couple of other people.
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Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2003, 12:32:26 PM »
Aaight, lemme drop some science on yo asses... (I got this from the side of a Chiquita juice canister)

Bananas start growing straight, but as they grow longer, they start turnin' towards the sun. That's why they're crooked.

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Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2003, 02:15:38 PM »
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Bananas start growing straight, but as they grow longer, they start turnin' towards the sun. That's why they're crooked.
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Re:Why are bananas crooked?
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2003, 02:20:27 PM »
cus girls like em that way.  ;)