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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #30 on: April 20, 2012, 09:20:05 PM »
blue berry why dont you adopt nigga
well according to your mother...i'm your father !!!!!!!
mother jokes you got me nigga
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #31 on: April 21, 2012, 01:42:29 AM »
Lmao that has to be a pic of Lyin Brians son, I wouldn't be surprised if he has a Twitter asking people where his dad is at
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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #32 on: April 23, 2012, 11:41:41 AM »
Sigh...another weekend without daddy.   :'(  I 've started to listen to Askari X.  I'm hoping that will help me relate to dad more.
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #33 on: April 23, 2012, 12:04:16 PM »
Sigh...another weekend without daddy.   :'(  I 've started to listen to Askari X.  I'm hoping that will help me relate to dad more.

lol
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #34 on: April 24, 2012, 11:57:15 AM »
Well since my dad won't talk to me, and I know his favorite music is rap, I've decided to write a rap to him.

To daddy Brian

I'll tell a tale thats cold-hearted when daddy had me he darted
out the room like someone farted couldn't finish what he started
guess he couldn't handle the pressure like an ass that sharted
he ran out on me and moms, and damn that shit smarted
this shit sucks while I chill with mom who actually gives a fuck
daddys not out trying to earn a buck failed out of his exam to drive a truck
then he takes some fake ass class to be half ass nurse
then cries like a bitch that carries a purse
tries to do a womans job and complains they gossip
then brown noses his weasel ass right to the office
to tattle tale on the women for trying to conversate
i can't read braille but its clear he loves to player hate
tries to leave his job before the state makes him break bread
keeps ducking court orders more slimey than a snakes head
and this bitch is such a damn phoney claims muslim but hes stoney
makes up baloney about africa because they don't have alimony
well my father is a nas dick suckin bitch and down to this it boils
you will continue to take losses like the kansas city royals
and mommy says i'm already more of a man that you are
Cause i mowed a lawn and gave her my 50 cents
she told me thats more than you've ever put in on the rents

Bitch ass! Step your father game up, come see me......no really, come see me sometime, I miss you.
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #35 on: April 24, 2012, 11:59:56 AM »
you know, it kinda looks like Bitch Gay Rapsody's offspring instead of Brian's




strong resemblance indeed
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #36 on: April 24, 2012, 12:02:37 PM »
I don't think so....my mommy is pretty but she does not look as good as Nikki Minaj.  And he wouldn't fuck Nikki so......
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #37 on: April 24, 2012, 12:23:12 PM »
I don't think so....my mommy is pretty but she does not look as good as Nikki Minaj.  And he wouldn't fuck Nikki so......

lmao!  almost forgot that quote
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #38 on: April 24, 2012, 12:58:42 PM »
Lmao @that rap
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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #39 on: April 24, 2012, 01:14:54 PM »
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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #40 on: April 24, 2012, 03:40:21 PM »
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #41 on: April 24, 2012, 03:40:40 PM »
Well since my dad won't talk to me, and I know his favorite music is rap, I've decided to write a rap to him.

To daddy Brian

I'll tell a tale thats cold-hearted when daddy had me he darted
out the room like someone farted couldn't finish what he started
guess he couldn't handle the pressure like an ass that sharted
he ran out on me and moms, and damn that shit smarted
this shit sucks while I chill with mom who actually gives a fuck
daddys not out trying to earn a buck failed out of his exam to drive a truck
then he takes some fake ass class to be half ass nurse
then cries like a bitch that carries a purse
tries to do a womans job and complains they gossip
then brown noses his weasel ass right to the office
to tattle tale on the women for trying to conversate
i can't read braille but its clear he loves to player hate
tries to leave his job before the state makes him break bread
keeps ducking court orders more slimey than a snakes head
and this bitch is such a damn phoney claims muslim but hes stoney
makes up baloney about africa because they don't have alimony
well my father is a nas dick suckin bitch and down to this it boils
you will continue to take losses like the kansas city royals
and mommy says i'm already more of a man that you are
Cause i mowed a lawn and gave her my 50 cents
she told me thats more than you've ever put in on the rents

Bitch ass! Step your father game up, come see me......no really, come see me sometime, I miss you.
Words can't describe how funny this is.
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #42 on: April 24, 2012, 04:20:24 PM »
goddamn thats a good rap

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #43 on: April 24, 2012, 06:29:18 PM »
goddamn thats a good rap

totally beats what elior can write
 

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Re: Brian? Are you here?
« Reply #44 on: April 25, 2012, 01:53:49 PM »
goddamn thats a good rap

Cool!  I'm glad you liked my rap!  I know how much daddy loves rap so I wanted to reach out to him on a personal level.  I thought that maybe I should kick some knowledge like his idol Nas, but it seems that he follows him a bit too much.  i keep reading Nas does not pay his ex wife anything either? 

I still haven't seen or heard from daddy so maybe I'll have to write some more ill lines...what do you guys think?  Maybe I'm being too hard on him?  I'm mean it's not like because he ignores me and takes no responsibility that makes him a bad person.