coo joke...

[Don Seer]

> >Two builders (Chris and James) are seated either side of a table in a
> rough pub when a well dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a
> stool at
>
> >the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of
> >the
> suit...
> >Chris: - I reckon he's an accountant.
> >James: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
> >Chris: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in
here!
> >The argument continues for some time until the volume of beer gets
the
> better of Chris and he makes for the toilet.
> >On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal.
> Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder.
>
> >Chris: - Scuse me, no offence meant, but me and me mate were
> >wondering
> what you do for a living?
> >Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession!
> >Chris: - Oh! What's that then?
> >Suit: - I'll try to explain by example. Do you have a goldfish at
home?
> >Chris: - Er mmm well yeah, I do as it happens!
> >Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in
a
> pond. Which is it?
> >Chris: - It's in a pond!
> >Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large
garden
> then?
> >Chris: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
> >Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you
have a
> large garden then you have a large house?
> >Chris: - As it happens I've got a five bedroom house, built it
> >myself!
> >Suit: - Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is
logical
> to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are

> quite >probably married?
> >Chris: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children.
> >Suit: - Well given that you've got three children it is logical to
assume
> you often have sex with your wife?
> >Chris: - Yep! Four nights a week!
> >Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate
> very often?
> >Chris: - Me? Never.
> >Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
> >Chris: - How's that then?
> >Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you
> about your sex life!
> >Chris: - I see! That's pretty impressive, thanks mate!
>
> Both leave the toilet and Chris returns to his mate.
> >James: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
> >Chris: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
> >James: - What's that then?
> >Chris: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
> >James: - Nope.
> >Chris: - Well then, you're a wanker.
>
>


 

[__kaLipZo__]

<-Has goldfish...

[Adriano]

<<--------has tones of goldfishes

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

lmao!