It's April 27, 2024, 05:36:11 AM
i'm 1/2 puerto rican 1/2 white and i lived in japan for two years among other places
ya know when ya body just has no control over itself. I ran outside the club and fell asleep against a shop window. My friends came out the club about 20 minutes laters and found my lying on the street asleep.
WAY to many to type, but this is one of my favorites.This happened last summer. Me and some friends had gotten together to kill some braincells and we were drinking pretty heavy. One of my friends didn't get off work untill 9:00pm but he knew about this house partry that we were gonna go to. We decided to drink this shit I invented called "Hobo's Nightmare". You've heard of a brass monkey right? If not, thats where you drink an Old English 40 down to the top of the label, then fill up the rest with Orange juice. Well, instead of using OJ, I thought it would be cool to use some MD2020 Orange Jubilee. It's possibly one of the most devilish and horrible drinks ever to touch the lips of mortal men. It's that bad. Kind of tastes like a cross between Sparkling wine and Urine. Not that I would know what Urine would taste like, but I can just imagine. I named it "Hobo's Nightmare" because after you drink it, there's a good possiblity you may wake up pushing a shopping cart full of cans under a bridge somewhere. Anways, We were about 2 Hobo's nightmare's down a piece, and shit was getting kind of hectic. My friend gave us a call and told us he'd come pick us all up so we could go to this house party. He came over, and we all took off to the party. Shit was pretty cool, and everybody was chilling. Free beer, lots of girls, pretty much your typical college house party. Anyways, I forget how it happend exactally, but my friend came up to me all excited cause this dude from his High school was there. Turns out he hated him and wanted to kick his ass. Having a good amount of liquid courage, we got our 2 other friends and the 4 of us walked up to dude. Now you gotta understand that this was in the middle of a fairly long hallway. People were lined up on both sides chilling. So anyways, we go up to this kid and my crazy friend Ryan just grabs him by the throat and pushes him up aginst the wall. The kid had no idea what hit him. I got all up in his face talking a gang of shit and he just looked like he wanted to cry. Ryan let him go and I slammed him on the ground. All my firends were yelling at him and shit and Ryan put his foot on his chest. It was crazy cause everybody in the hall was just standing there watching. All of a sudden, one dude in the hall goes: "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SMELL???" and this HORRIBLE stench came over the hallway. It was Really bad. Ryan took his foot off dudes chest and he got up. Turns out he lost control of his ass and had shit himself!!!! He got up and had to walk all out of this party with shit falling out the bottom of his pant legs. It was probably some of the craziest shit I've seen happen in a long time. He had to walk ALL the way down this hallway with EVERYBODY laughing at him cause he shit himself, and then down some stairs and out the front door with the ENTIRE party watching little shit balls fall out the bottom of his pants. When he was out, like 15 or 20 people ran out on the deck and just laughed at him as he walked down the street. We just chilled at the party untill the kegs ran out and then rolled out to the bars to finish our night. Pretty funny if you ask me.
He had to walk ALL the way down this hallway with EVERYBODY laughing at him cause he shit himself, and then down some stairs and out the front door with the ENTIRE party watching little shit balls fall out the bottom of his pants. When he was out, like 15 or 20 people ran out on the deck and just laughed at him as he walked down the street.