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Things That Rappers would never say
« on: August 15, 2004, 11:48:58 PM »
Aight i saw this on sum otha board,ill post sum

School is very important, I graduated at the top of my class- Lil Scrappy
So I was eatin lunch with Jay the other day and...-Nas
MY looks is what got me beyonce..It's da ROC!!-Jay-Z
I'm getting ready to leave in a minute- Shyne
So...I was at the orthodontist the other day... - ODB
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -Lil jon
 i dont smoke weed-every rapper
 i dont like pink -camron
yeah i just got off the phone with ja -- 50 cent
im the definition of real hip hop- Chingy
im the hardest rapper out- nelly
Blue bandana wrapped around a chrome 44 - Game
Fuck Suge (in public) - Dr. Dre
I'd like to thank my mother and wife for being there and supporting me through my career -Eminem

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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2004, 11:54:44 PM »
"a salad for me please im on a diet"- Fat Joe
 

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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2004, 12:05:31 AM »
"a salad for me please im on a diet"- Fat Joe

Lol he actually just said that on a MTV commercials for the upcoming VMA's  8)
 

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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2004, 12:19:45 AM »
"a salad for me please im on a diet"- Fat Joe

Lol he actually just said that on a MTV commercials for the upcoming VMA's  8)

lmao are u serious?
 

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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2004, 12:23:55 AM »
Aight i saw this on sum otha board,ill post sum

School is very important, I graduated at the top of my class- Lil Scrappy
So I was eatin lunch with Jay the other day and...-Nas
MY looks is what got me beyonce..It's da ROC!!-Jay-Z
I'm getting ready to leave in a minute- Shyne
So...I was at the orthodontist the other day... - ODB
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! -Lil jon
 i dont smoke weed-every rapper
 i dont like pink -camron
yeah i just got off the phone with ja -- 50 cent
im the definition of real hip hop- Chingy
im the hardest rapper out- nelly
Blue bandana wrapped around a chrome 44 - Game
Fuck Suge (in public) - Dr. Dre
I'd like to thank my mother and wife for being there and supporting me through my career -Eminem

post sum



lol
 

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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2004, 12:32:35 AM »
"Detox is in stores now" - Dre
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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2004, 12:36:17 AM »
"a salad for me please im on a diet"- Fat Joe

Lol he actually just said that on a MTV commercials for the upcoming VMA's  8)

lmao are u serious?

Yea haha
 

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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2004, 08:25:32 AM »
"Detox is in stores now" - Dre

haha beat me to it...


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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2004, 08:33:52 AM »
I'm now too old to make club bangers because I am married and have kids- LL Cool J
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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2004, 08:36:25 AM »
"Hygiene is very important" - Lil Jon

"Im going to wash my hair" - Lil Wayne

"Beauty is only skin deep" - Lil Kim

wow these LIL rappers are fun
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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2004, 09:22:06 AM »
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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2004, 10:12:03 AM »
"I'm voting for George Bush" - Any rapper. ;D

Most hip-hop is now keyboard driven, because the majority of hip-hop workstations have loops and patches that enable somebody with marginal skills to put tracks together,...

Unfortunately, most hip-hop artists gravitated towards the path of least resistance by relying on these pre-set patches. As a result, electric guitar and real musicians became devalued, and a lot of hip-hop now sounds the same.

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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #12 on: August 16, 2004, 10:14:33 AM »
I'm an MC!- P. Diddy
So I took a Shower this morning and...-ODB
Dont Worry its jsut a mid-life crisis!- LL Cool J

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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #13 on: August 16, 2004, 10:16:02 AM »
Fuck 2Pac!!! - Ja Rule...


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Re: Things That Rappers would never say
« Reply #14 on: August 16, 2004, 11:06:54 AM »
"Well actually, there were fired 9 shots at me, but 8 missed..." - 50 Cent
"Actually, I had the same thing done as Michael Jackson, only then backwards..." - Eminem
"G-Unit... I looooove those guys.. Last night we did a concert.." - Joe Budden
"We stopped producin', we found out smoking weed is way more cool" - Neptunes
"So I had this bunch of old ladies, round the sixties, it was bangin'!" - R. Kelly
"I love silent sweet music without shouts and stupid texts screamed through it" - DJ Clue
"Atlanta? Hahaha, I had you fuckers! I've never been there!" - Stat Quo
"We're trying to drop Eminem, but that fucker keeps singing/rapping with us" - D12 (-Eminem)
"Ja-moico? Jomai-co? Ja-maica? Never heard of it." - Beenie Man
"I always speak loud and clear. You can always understand my lyrics." - Sean Paul

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