It's May 28, 2024, 04:50:15 PM
Angelina Jolie, who is probably the most beautiful woman in the world (after watching this movie). If she's not "The", she's "One of The". She's only in a few scenes, but with even a few minutes on screen, TOTALLY outshines Ferrell, and upstages him in his own fucking movie. When you're sitting around wondering when the next time you get to see Angelina is, and ignoring Colin on screen... there's something wrong.
Shitty movie. I love movies, but I didn't love this one, several reasons why. The first reason is: Colin Ferrell doesnt' adequately support the Alexander character. Earlier this year, Brad Pitt played Achilles in Troy, and did the role well, because he can support a mythical legend like that. In modern America, Brad Pitt is every bit as famous as Achilles is. So it works. Colin Ferrel doesn't fill the boots of Alexander at all, he doesn't have the presence, and he doesn't have the weight an actor would need to do this role... which could POSSIBLY be overlooked, if it wasn't for....Angelina Jolie, who is probably the most beautiful woman in the world (after watching this movie). If she's not "The", she's "One of The". She's only in a few scenes, but with even a few minutes on screen, TOTALLY outshines Ferrell, and upstages him in his own fucking movie. When you're sitting around wondering when the next time you get to see Angelina is, and ignoring Colin on screen... there's something wrong.Also, Val Kilmer, as Alexander's dad, was a much weightier and heavier figure than Colin, again fucking up the whole point of the movie. Alexander isn't the 'great' whenever both of his parents are more interesting, more famous, and stronger than he is. HORRIBLE casting job, if you ask me.All the gay shit about turned my stomach. I don't mind them mentioning it, but all these fuckin' "I Love you" scenes with him and his boyfriend were disgusting. Sorry, that's just how I felt. In the movie, he talks to his wife in 1 scene... and talks to his boyfriend throughout the entire movie. Urrrgh. Finally, it was just boring. Most of it was about his romantic life, and his gay romantic life at that. There weren't even many war scenes. Blahghghgh. Don't pay to see it.
I'm not sure anybody else could have done the Alexander part, but like I said (and you did too) Angelina Jolie was too much, she was so beautiful it was distracting.