Some weird shit happened on Saturday night.....

[Nima - Dubcnn.com]

LMAO I'll never get enough of those pics SGV posted... Shit is funny everytime.

[Mindless Minority]

Are you all fucking crazy? Whats so bad about not pissing in the bathroom? The amount of times I have pissed somewhere else in my house while drunk can't be counted on one hand. If your laid out in bed after a long session then the last thing you want to do is get up and go all the way to the toilet.

Once had a mate who got so drunk he shit himself. His excuse was that he passed out, someone entered his room, pulled his trousers down, shitted in his boxers, then pulled his trousers back up. Classy.

Oh and if you want to fuck around with drunk people, wait until they fall asleep, take some chocolate buttons and shove about 6 into thier arse crack. When they wake up the next morning they see thier brown stained gusset and think the worst. If you really want to go for the shock factor, when they wake up put your hand down the back of said persons pants, pull out a finger full of chocolate and eat it. Disgust and madness follows.

[rafsta]

^^ thats dirty... your still lickin ass crack you dirty bastard.

[Mindless Minority]

Well technically your not licking the fellas arse crack. Just EATING chocolate that has been on his ass. Licking makes it seem homosexual. I should also point I have never done it, but have witnessed it.

[rafsta]

Well technically your not licking the fellas arse crack. Just EATING chocolate that has been on his ass. Licking makes it seem homosexual. I should also point I have never done it, but have witnessed it.

 

[rafsta]

eating pussy/licking pussy = hetero

eating ass/licking ass = homo

[Mindless Minority]

What about licking a birds arsehole? I would only do it in the right circumstances. If she had just got out of the bath and was a real looker then I would. If it was the end of a night out and she was a bit of a munter then I'd fuck her off and make her lick my ass.

Oh and to go back, your not actually eating or licking arse. Your just eating chocolate that happens to have spent the night on someones arse. I was in stiches when I saw it.

[ABN]

^^lmao that´s wild homo tho.

[Mindless Minority]

This was during a lads holiday abroad. We had all spent the first couple of days fucking and degrading dirty sluts who deserved it. Nobody on the holiday had ANY homosexual tendencies what so ever. Trust me, if your truly confident with your own sexuality eating chocolate that has been packed into a mans arse crack is perfectly fine. I should point out that he didnt swollow the chocolate, he just put it in his mouth and once the schoolgirl giggles had stopped spat it out.

[Don Seer]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf.php

 

[Mindless Minority]

That was horrible and degrading Seer, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Kids these days eh? No moral values whatsoever.

[Noname]

Oh and if you want to fuck around with drunk people, wait until they fall asleep, take some chocolate buttons and shove about 6 into thier arse crack. When they wake up the next morning they see thier brown stained gusset and think the worst. If you really want to go for the shock factor, when they wake up put your hand down the back of said persons pants, pull out a finger full of chocolate and eat it. Disgust and madness follows.

Damn your fucking disgusting homie.

[Don Seer]

That was horrible and degrading Seer, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Kids these days eh? No moral values whatsoever.

lol

[Mindless Minority]

Alright you want disgusting eh? Well I know a lad who was smashing a bird in her parents bedroom at a party. Anyway they are both drunk as fuck, he starts rummaging in the bedside drawer and pulls out her parents dildo. She hasn't got a clue whats going on, so he shoves her parents dildo up their precious daughters fanny. When he retold the story I laughed, then thought about it for a bit and came to the conclusion that it was sick as fuck. Oh well, she still doesn't know.

[Mindless Minority]

Oh and if you want to fuck around with drunk people, wait until they fall asleep, take some chocolate buttons and shove about 6 into thier arse crack. When they wake up the next morning they see thier brown stained gusset and think the worst. If you really want to go for the shock factor, when they wake up put your hand down the back of said persons pants, pull out a finger full of chocolate and eat it. Disgust and madness follows.

Damn your fucking disgusting homie.

Bet the next time you see a mate pass out your gonna consider it though right?