Favourite Simpsons line

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Homer: Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush.
[Santa's Little Helper runs off after them]
Homer: I guess you might say he's barking up the wrong Bush. [laughs]
Homer's Brain: There it is, Homer: the cleverest thing you'll ever say and nobody heard it.
Homer: D'oh!

lmao! don't think i've seen this episode. need to the get the box set or something

You haven't seen the one with President Bush (Sr.)?

[reguLAtor]

SO many classics it's hard to choose...

The one where Bart and Todd (or maybe Rod) Flanders enter a golf tournament... they both see the sign and Todd says "Wow, 1st place - 50 Dollars!"  Then Bart says "Wow, free balloon for signing up".  CLASSIC Simpsons....

When Bart gets the all syrup squishy and joins the cub scouts, he is trying to weasel out of it but Marge tells him he needs to be responsible for his actions...Homer comes in and says " But Marge weaseling out of things is good for the boy.  It's what separates us from the animals...........well, all of them except the weasel."

The Simpsons get stranded in the forest and Bart and Homer go off to find food and help... Bart is kind of scared so Homer explains that all the woodland creatures are "more scared of us than we are of them" and that "you have to remember not to show any fear because the animals can smell fear, so you have to be brave" (or some shit)  Then they hear a rattlesnake and Bart stops in his tracks and says " I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid"  Homer screams, starts taking off and says "Run you fool!"

[Don Jacob]

here's a few i'll always remember

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[es-jay]

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never seen that 1 before, that was actually really good.

[es-jay]

- Homer going to College to earn his Nuclear Degree. The Professor in the lecture hall breaks the ice by saying "I see a lot of new faces, but as they say "out with the old and in with the new-tron'.

Everyone but homer laughs. Then the Professor drops his papers and Homer busts out hysterically.

i believe it is:

"out with the old, in with the Nucleus"

[AboveTheLaw]

- Homer going to College to earn his Nuclear Degree. The Professor in the lecture hall breaks the ice by saying "I see a lot of new faces, but as they say "out with the old and in with the new-tron'.

Everyone but homer laughs. Then the Professor drops his papers and Homer busts out hysterically.

i believe it is:

"out with the old, in with the Nucleus"

LOL yeah that was the line! All the younger kids got it except Homer, then no one but Homer bursts out laughing so insanely when the professor accidentally drops his sheets of paper

[devil_may_care]

(At an old-fashioned market)
Vendor: Babies! I got babies!
Homer: Hey, these aren't babies, these are just puppies wrapped in cloth!
Vendor: I see you know your babies!

ah, the simpsons will never be topped.

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

Skinner's mother to Skinner after Edna said she didn't want to marry him or Comic Book Guy:


you look like a Malaysian transexual

[ToOoOoN!!!]

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this one is classic!!! LMAO

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Homer sees a sign that says "Gym"
Homer:"Gyum", what's a "gyum"? [walks into gym] Oh, a "gyum".

During young Homer's first day of school
Abe: Homer you're as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it.

[gchild213]

monorail episode

Leonard Nimoy: A solar eclipse....the cosmic ballet goes on.
Man: Does anyone wanna switch seats?

stonecutters episode

Homer: i know! we'll get a bunch of monkies dress em up and make em re-enact the civil war
Lisa: dad, that won't help anyone
Homer: couldnt hurt...unless the monkies started hurting people...which they almost certainly would

Homer: lenny and carl are never around on wednesdays, im gonna follow them and see where they go
Marge: homer i don't want you stalking people again
Homer: alright...well see ya later, im going out to....stalk....lenny and carl

cat burgler episode

Homer: well it seems the cat has been caught by the very person who was trying to catch him
Skinner: how ironic

Cat Burglar: i may have stolen all your prized posessions, but your town has stolen my heart
Man: oh hes so charming
Barney: lets let him go
Wiggum: well i hate to interrupt this little love in, but this man broke the law, and when you break the law around here you go to jail
Mayor Quimbey: er uh that reminds me, here is your monthly kick back (hands him sack of money)
Wiggum: uh you couldn't have picked a worst time

[Don Jacob]

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[daWappla]

There is that one episode where Grandpa Simpson thinks of an old story that happened to him where they were on a submarine and JFK was standing on top saying "Ich bin ein Berliner!" and Grandpa and the rest were like "He´s a nazi, break his legs." lol

No clue what episode this was from but that was fucking funny.

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

the episode where Bart scores 100 and Marge throws him a party:

Ralph Wiggum: Bart's my bestest boyfriend

lmao

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