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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #60 on: September 23, 2005, 02:03:33 PM »
I moved here from canada and they think im slow, eh
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #61 on: September 24, 2005, 06:23:18 PM »
i was watchin an episode lass nite, where Homer trickz Mr. Burns into givin the company to Homer
and then Smithers n Burns go on vacation...Burns sayz sumthin n Smithers goes to ask the merchant for drugs; then the merchant goes:

"DRUGS?!?! Everything here made from drugs; banana made from drugs; (and this part cracked me up) monkey made from drugs"
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #62 on: September 25, 2005, 01:04:53 PM »
Homer: ''You're free to watch TV''
Bart: ''I don't want to watch TV. TV sucks.''
Homer (Through gritted teeth): ''I know you're angry right now, so I'll pretend I didn't hear that.''

Homer: ''I don't know Marge - trying is the first step towards failure.''

Homer: ''Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.''
Postal Worker: ''Uh, okay Mr. Burns. What's your first name?''
Homer: ''I....don't know.....great plan Bart!''
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #63 on: September 27, 2005, 09:20:32 AM »
one of the best quotes ever, i think its after Apu gets married, and everyone is in the Garden table.

Homer stands up to make a toast:"If i could just say a few words, I'd be a much better public speaker"

then bart starts laughin his head off. i still laugh at that when i think about it. anyone else in here prefer Futurama to Simpsons?
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #64 on: September 27, 2005, 10:23:06 AM »
Quote from: wilz on September 27, 2005, 09:20:32 AM
one of the best quotes ever, i think its after Apu gets married, and everyone is in the Garden table.

Homer stands up to make a toast:"If i could just say a few words, I'd be a much better public speaker"

then bart starts laughin his head off. i still laugh at that when i think about it. anyone else in here prefer Futurama to Simpsons?

I prefer Futurama to around Season 10 and onwards of ''The Simpsons''...but it can't mess with the classics.
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #65 on: September 27, 2005, 11:24:04 AM »
They have the internet on computers now
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #66 on: September 27, 2005, 11:34:40 AM »
barney : homer fell on aerosmith lol
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #67 on: September 27, 2005, 04:08:18 PM »
Marge: Homer those pills arn't for you.
Homer: Common Marge, maybe I'm just not getting enough (reads label) estrogen.
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #68 on: September 27, 2005, 05:08:02 PM »
Homer - "Sports, it's not about winning or losing, its how drunk you get!"
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #69 on: September 28, 2005, 11:05:48 AM »
bart: merry christmas suckers!
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #70 on: September 28, 2005, 05:41:52 PM »
oh boy buffalo testicales
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #71 on: September 29, 2005, 05:11:55 AM »
Moe: Hi my names Moe, or as the ladies like to call me as "hey you behind the bushes"...  :D
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #72 on: September 29, 2005, 07:41:49 AM »
moe gets a grilling machine and says"it can cook a buffalo in 60 seconds"
then homer moans sayin "60 seconds, but i want 1 now"
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #73 on: September 29, 2005, 08:51:55 AM »
Homer-"Hello, My name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have a letter for me".  Okay, Mr. Burns, whats your first name?  "I Don't Know"

Homer- "I'm not gay but I'll learn".
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Re: Favourite Simpsons line
« Reply #74 on: September 29, 2005, 09:16:25 AM »
in the episode becomes a genius:

homer tryna convince marge to be a serogate mother; he goes: come on marge! itz uter-US, not uter-U

and then later on: who wants to come with me to the library tomorrow? as u can see, i no longer say libary or tomorrie

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