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I'm done with this alias shit...for real
« on: June 22, 2008, 09:12:05 AM »
(For those who don't know, I'm the dude who used to go by Foday-muh'fuckin-Sankoh, Allah Is Going To Kill Ron Paul In 2008!, Ellsworth "Bumpy" Johnson, and a whole bunch of other names over the years.)

So yeah, I'm not going to come up with all these aliases anymore where I act a black nationalist and militant who kills white people and hacks off people's arms with a machete. Cause obviously, I'm not anything like that in real life (if this surprises you at all, go talk to your parents; they've got some bad news for you about Santa Claus). Some of what I've said about myself is true, but most of it is obviously a persona which represents little more than a caricature of the rappers I've listened to, who do promote the doctrine of the NOI, Black Panthers, Five Percenters, etc. I don't have any problem with white people (or Jews, or Asians, or Mexicans); in fact, I have plenty of white friends cause I'm in grad school and an ex-career rower.

I'll admit that what I've been doing was totally immature, especially considering my age, but I started doing it as a joke when people used to react over-sensitively to some of my (non-racist) comments and I just started having too much fun with it after that. I think my eyes were opened up when J Bananas came clean, and I sorta realized that it was time I did the same. A couple of you (people who have PMed me) already know all of this, of course, but quite a few don't. One thing I did find funny was how seriously Elior/Now_I_Know took me. While he didn't actually think I was a black militant, he did think I was actually serious about trying to convince people that I was, when anyone with common sense knew that I was just trying to get a rise out of people like him. Same applies to retards like Antonio (or whatever he calls himself), Looney, etc.

BTW, if you want my real opinion, I think that Islam, and all the black nationalist offshoots of it, is the most fucked-up religion ever. At one point, I actually did consider converting to Islam (when I was about 15 or so) to piss off my uptight Christian-convert parents, but I backed off when some of the brothers at the mosque started telling me I had to give up listening to music because according to them, music is har'aam (forbidden). I realize it's a matter of much debate amongst practicing Muslims, but the fact that these cats were trying so hard to tell me what to do in the first place was what annoyed me.
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Re: I'm done with this alias shit...for real
« Reply #1 on: June 22, 2008, 10:55:15 AM »
I never once took you seriously or thought you were tryna convince anyone... I just always thought it was a really lame and unfunny alias. Sorry if that hurt your feelings. I hope now that you realize what a huge waste of time it was.


PS...other dude did a much better JOB than you.
 

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« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2008, 11:00:46 AM »
I never once took you seriously or thought you were tryna convince anyone... I just always thought it was a really lame and unfunny alias. Sorry if that hurt your feelings. I hope now that you realize what a huge waste of time it was.


PS...other dude did a much better JOB than you.

That's isn't what you used to say. Don't forget all your lame-ass psychoanalysis bullshit you used to do.

It was funny while it lasted. I certainly don't regret annoying the pussies like you.
 

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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2008, 11:09:42 AM »
I never once took you seriously or thought you were tryna convince anyone... I just always thought it was a really lame and unfunny alias. Sorry if that hurt your feelings. I hope now that you realize what a huge waste of time it was.


PS...other dude did a much better JOB than you.

That's isn't what you used to say. Don't forget all your lame-ass psychoanalysis bullshit you used to do.

It was funny while it lasted. I certainly don't regret annoying the pussies like you.


My only analysis was that you were a bored human being with no life...LOL. If you remember correctly, you acknowledged many times that it was a big joke, but you kept at it. Made me realize how lame someone can be.
 

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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2008, 11:43:16 AM »
Change Your Name Too "Allah Will Kill Y´all When The Judgement Day Comes, Crackers!!"
 

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Re: I'm done with this alias shit...for real
« Reply #5 on: June 22, 2008, 12:11:25 PM »
so what was your original original name?
 

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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2008, 12:43:38 PM »
My only analysis was that you were a bored human being with no life...LOL. If you remember correctly, you acknowledged many times that it was a big joke, but you kept at it. Made me realize how lame someone can be.

Revising history as usual, Elior?  Do I need to start digging up some old quotes to remind you of the kind of shit you used to say?  Take this topic for example:

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Kid, you try convincing people online that you're a black activist awaiting a revolution...

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Can you honestly say you're real? I highly doubt it.

http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=141606.50

Do I even need to remind you how often you used to criticize me for "not being real" on here?  Like...no shit, I'm not being "real", takes you that long to figure it out? And fact is...you are the last person on this board who needs to be using the insult that I "have no life". I was dead fuckin serious when I pointed out how much more active you are on here than me, and how much more this board means to you than it does to me. Yeah, I post on here when I'm bored. Don't we all? Isn't that pretty much the point of message boards in the first place?

so what was your original original name?

Beats the shit out of me; I don't even remember anymore. The ones I listed above are the only ones I remember.
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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2008, 01:07:22 PM »
i almost knew it  :P
i never seen him make any serious comments im confused is he an alias or not ?
 

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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2008, 02:14:57 PM »
what a surprise
 

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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2008, 02:22:49 PM »
My only analysis was that you were a bored human being with no life...LOL. If you remember correctly, you acknowledged many times that it was a big joke, but you kept at it. Made me realize how lame someone can be.

Revising history as usual, Elior?  Do I need to start digging up some old quotes to remind you of the kind of shit you used to say?  Take this topic for example:

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Kid, you try convincing people online that you're a black activist awaiting a revolution...

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Can you honestly say you're real? I highly doubt it.

http://www.dubcnn.com/connect/index.php?topic=141606.50

Do I even need to remind you how often you used to criticize me for "not being real" on here?  Like...no shit, I'm not being "real", takes you that long to figure it out? And fact is...you are the last person on this board who needs to be using the insult that I "have no life". I was dead fuckin serious when I pointed out how much more active you are on here than me, and how much more this board means to you than it does to me. Yeah, I post on here when I'm bored. Don't we all? Isn't that pretty much the point of message boards in the first place?

so what was your original original name?

Beats the shit out of me; I don't even remember anymore. The ones I listed above are the only ones I remember.


Yea...my point was that you're not a real person. Obviously, the alias wasn't real, but I was talking about YOU, as a human being. You hid behind some bullshit gimmick that was clearly fake, which makes you fake. That doesn't mean you were believable whatsoever, it just means you're a fake dude, in general. Get the point? LOL
 

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« Reply #10 on: June 22, 2008, 02:51:14 PM »

Yea...my point was that you're not a real person. Obviously, the alias wasn't real, but I was talking about YOU, as a human being. You hid behind some bullshit gimmick that was clearly fake, which makes you fake. That doesn't mean you were believable whatsoever, it just means you're a fake dude, in general. Get the point? LOL

No, it just means I like pulling the chains of stupid people like yourself. And since YOU are actually the one who leads a trite, meaningless life (which is why you need to get high so much), you felt like you could be all high and mighty with your lame insults about "staying real".

"Keeping it real" on a message board...lest you forget, your attempts to "keep it real" have gone embarrassingly wrong like some shit out of a Dave sketch.
 

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« Reply #11 on: June 22, 2008, 03:01:45 PM »
^you're still a fake piece of shit...why should anyone even take your opinion seriously? you're a fake ass gimmick. just because it's a message board doesn't mean you can't keep it real, loser...LOL
 

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« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2008, 03:12:53 PM »
^you're still a fake piece of shit...why should anyone even take your opinion seriously? you're a fake ass gimmick. just because it's a message board doesn't mean you can't keep it real, loser...LOL

Being "real" implies I'm trying to impress people on here, the way you've been trying to do for years (in vain) whenever you brag about how you're some budding hip-hop entrepreneur, and how you've got street cred cause you got busted by One Time for weed possession.

Since I don't know anyone on here in real life (and don't much care to), I give a fuck because...why, exactly?
 

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« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2008, 03:48:49 PM »
^  it doesn't get any more pathetic than YOU TWO of all people arguing
 

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« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2008, 06:28:29 PM »
No one is arguing, the guy is just a dipshit...sorta like you.
 

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« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2008, 06:31:43 PM »
But if you can't be real thru a computer how the fuck you do it in real life?
 

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« Reply #16 on: June 22, 2008, 07:21:03 PM »
I hate these damn alias's
 

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« Reply #17 on: June 22, 2008, 07:31:19 PM »
No one is arguing, the guy is just a dipshit...sorta like you.

If you had any sense, you'd realize you shouldn't be.

But if you can't be real thru a computer how the fuck you do it in real life?

Easily.
 

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« Reply #18 on: June 23, 2008, 03:20:05 AM »
people that create fake a/cs and e-mails are real dickheads of this world.
 

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« Reply #19 on: June 23, 2008, 04:59:43 AM »
Don't get melodramatic about this. I found Foday a relatively boring alias, although I was never quite sure if he was a real "black activist" (to put it neutrally) who just considered it his idea of fun to spice up his posts saying the most fucked up shit he could think of (as in: opinion real, shit-talk a joke), or if he just was what he seems to be, some guy whose idea of fun it seems to be to create an alias and fuck around for months (as in: everything a joke).

That said, No More Aliases, you seem like a decent enough guy, and even when you were Foday you seemed to be too eloquent for that bullshit you actually said. Which just makes me wonder how you can have fun for such a long time being this predictable parody character...just what I think about it, even though your explanation sounds reasonable, I don't see how you could stick with this shit for such an amount of time.
 

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« Reply #20 on: June 23, 2008, 05:34:08 AM »
But if you can't be real thru a computer how the fuck you do it in real life?


NO DOUBT.

Nikkas THAT bored with their own life and too lazy to create something for themselves, so they take up someone else's....


And for those people pushing no-music on u, u were at a shitty mosque.  U have to respect that belief when you're in the mosque, but outside of it, u have the right to choose how much of the religion u embrace.   Freeway is muslim, obviously he chooses to override that belief...

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« Reply #21 on: June 23, 2008, 06:47:51 AM »
And for those people pushing no-music on u, u were at a shitty mosque.  U have to respect that belief when you're in the mosque, but outside of it, u have the right to choose how much of the religion u embrace.   Freeway is muslim, obviously he chooses to override that belief...
Yeah, I was talking to an Afghani dude the other day who only got out of his country after the Taliban went. He was a Muslim too, but he hated the Taliban and he was very interested in getting into western music
 

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« Reply #22 on: June 23, 2008, 08:09:41 AM »
Don't get melodramatic about this. I found Foday a relatively boring alias, although I was never quite sure if he was a real "black activist" (to put it neutrally) who just considered it his idea of fun to spice up his posts saying the most fucked up shit he could think of (as in: opinion real, shit-talk a joke), or if he just was what he seems to be, some guy whose idea of fun it seems to be to create an alias and fuck around for months (as in: everything a joke).

That said, No More Aliases, you seem like a decent enough guy, and even when you were Foday you seemed to be too eloquent for that bullshit you actually said. Which just makes me wonder how you can have fun for such a long time being this predictable parody character...just what I think about it, even though your explanation sounds reasonable, I don't see how you could stick with this shit for such an amount of time.

Melodramatic?  What?

As far as Foday Sankoh being "boring", the idea wasn't to entertain anyone with the alias itself.  As for why I stuck around doing it for so long, I come on here kind of sporadically, usually at times when I'm very busy with research and don't have much else to do.  I guess it's harder to get bored with an alias when you use it that way.  I'm not sure.  Truth be told, I still do think it's kinda funny to see Elior try and convince himself he's so cool because he can argue with me.  Like I said, the fun wasn't with the alias itself; it's with the way people like him used to react to it.

Nikkas THAT bored with their own life and too lazy to create something for themselves, so they take up someone else's....

And for those people pushing no-music on u, u were at a shitty mosque.  U have to respect that belief when you're in the mosque, but outside of it, u have the right to choose how much of the religion u embrace.   Freeway is muslim, obviously he chooses to override that belief...

"Too lazy to create something for themselves"...what?

I know that not all Muslims are like that.  It's just that knowing I would likely be amongst any people like them made me decide that I didn't really have any more interest in converting.  And anyway, I ceased to believe in any god or gods when I was about 20.  In case you haven't seen some of the topics in the 'Train of Thought' lately, I'm actually an atheist.
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« Reply #23 on: June 23, 2008, 11:07:50 AM »
Don't get melodramatic about this. I found Foday a relatively boring alias, although I was never quite sure if he was a real "black activist" (to put it neutrally) who just considered it his idea of fun to spice up his posts saying the most fucked up shit he could think of (as in: opinion real, shit-talk a joke), or if he just was what he seems to be, some guy whose idea of fun it seems to be to create an alias and fuck around for months (as in: everything a joke).

That said, No More Aliases, you seem like a decent enough guy, and even when you were Foday you seemed to be too eloquent for that bullshit you actually said. Which just makes me wonder how you can have fun for such a long time being this predictable parody character...just what I think about it, even though your explanation sounds reasonable, I don't see how you could stick with this shit for such an amount of time.

Melodramatic?  What?

As far as Foday Sankoh being "boring", the idea wasn't to entertain anyone with the alias itself.  As for why I stuck around doing it for so long, I come on here kind of sporadically, usually at times when I'm very busy with research and don't have much else to do.  I guess it's harder to get bored with an alias when you use it that way.  I'm not sure.  Truth be told, I still do think it's kinda funny to see Elior try and convince himself he's so cool because he can argue with me.  Like I said, the fun wasn't with the alias itself; it's with the way people like him used to react to it.
Maybe "melodramatic" was a dramatic way of putting it, but this whole discussion about being real, yourself, or this and that as a human being seems kind of unnecessary since we're just talking about some online forum alias. That said, I just find it interesting that you didn't get tired more quickly of talking about cutting off crackers' hands on judgement day, since this must be as monotonous as people's reactions to it, but whatever. I'm not trying to offend you, I just can't really picture someone who's obviously capable of talking like a normal person having fun with that for such a long time, of course I understand your explanation though.
 

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« Reply #24 on: June 23, 2008, 11:23:32 AM »
Basically, everyone here thinks you're a loser...had you brought some comedic elements to fruition, maybe you'd get a pass. But yea, you suck at life...PeACe