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Jaydc555

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Straight up nastiest/freakiest shit youve done
« on: February 26, 2009, 06:00:43 PM »
Hahah i just was looking at some of the funny ass threads on here and thought this could be a chance to hear some funny ass shit.I guess we cant tell whos going to be truthfull who just says shit for fun but whatever either way im sure it will get some laughs.Im sure floydness will chip in with that time she got double teamed by a goat and mickey rourke.
Anyways for me i can think of a few incidents.One time i was dating this bitch( I use that word because thats exactly what she is) and the aprtments i lived in at the time had a seperate building with a indoors pool.So once every once in a while we go in there have some fun this one time though we are the changing room together and im like hold up I have to take a piss.So she says piss me on.Im like what the fuck?She gets in the shower squats down and says piss on me.Im like fuck if i care where my piss goes so i take my dick out and start pissing on her.i didnt want to get her face so i pissed on her chest but she leans down with her mouth and drinks the shit.Needless to say Im not with this bitch anymore.
Another time my bitch is on the rag and well ill be honest i dont really give a fuck a little blood never hirt nobody so im like lets fuck.But whats fucked up is this time she stops halfway takes my dick out and sucks the fucking blood off my dick.Needless to say i was pretty shocked but said fuck it stuck my dick back in and went about my business.
One more incident me a girl and her friend all did e now this happened before and i ended up getting with both but this time the other girl didnt feel like it but my girl and are horny as fuck off the e.This is when i was younger and still lived at home so the girl couldnt leave the room since she was high.So i was like heres a movie i threw on army of darkness(shout out to bruce campbell) and she laid next to us while we fucked on the same bed as i didnt have a chair in the room.If you ever fucked on e you know it goes on forever the movie ended and i was still fucking but my girl had cummed so much that she generated a wet spot that getting bigger and bigger until it touched the other girls legs on the bed and she freaked and wanted us to stop.So i told her to get the fuck out or shut up.So I put on another movie and kept going about my business.
Yes i know im a nasty motherfucker.In a related story that first girl i talked about we had several sex videos together and after we broke up i threw a party and showed half the town the video on my tv.Im a vindictive bastard
 

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Re: Straight up nastiest/freakiest shit youve done
« Reply #1 on: February 26, 2009, 06:13:20 PM »
thanx a lot asshole, here I am writing in ur thread trying to make u feel better and here u are posting about me getting fucked by a goat.. I see great things in the future for u!  ::) ::) :( >:( ;D 8)
 

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« Reply #2 on: February 26, 2009, 06:15:22 PM »
and btw the chicks uve hooked up with are just like u - a sick fuck.

see what I mean by the laws of attraction?? LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE
 

Jaydc555

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« Reply #3 on: February 26, 2009, 06:15:52 PM »
Hahahahahaha.I just did that for laughs and to get a rise out of you.no harm done.I was going to write queen but thought you could use some teasing
 

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« Reply #4 on: February 26, 2009, 06:17:16 PM »
And that isn't true because I've gone out with plenty of wholesome girls as well.girls that are too shy to even kiss in public.
 

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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2009, 06:19:19 PM »
My last girl didn't even like doggystle because she found it degrading.and I liked her a lot more then those other bitches
 

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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2009, 06:26:06 PM »
My last girl didn't even like doggystle because she found it degrading.and I liked her a lot more then those other bitches

yet sucking her period blood of ur dick isnt lo..thats some fucked up shit
 

Jaydc555

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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2009, 06:26:51 PM »
That wasn't the same girl obviously.
 

Floydness

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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2009, 06:27:42 PM »
those are both retarded girls..  A GIRL WHO WONT FUCK DOGGY BECAUSE OF THE POSITION AND A GIRL WHO SUCKS BLOOD OFF UR DICK! WOWOWOWOW
 

Jaydc555

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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2009, 06:27:48 PM »
Some of us have had multiple partners you know lol
 

Jaydc555

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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2009, 06:33:15 PM »
Yeah well there are a lot of crazy women in this world.
 

Floydness

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« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2009, 06:37:02 PM »
yeah and even crazier dudes.. I duno whos more off the rocker girls or guys ??? ??? ???
 

Jaydc555

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« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2009, 06:39:41 PM »
I'd say were all crazy.
 

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« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2009, 06:41:36 PM »
Let's hear some stories you bastards!or are you all virgins still?everyones too busy jerking off to porn to get some themselves ha ha.
 

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« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2009, 06:45:20 PM »
 :-X
 

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« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2009, 06:51:17 PM »
I dont have any stories that disgusting. Congrats homie, youre the grossest one on the forum lol


btw....you aint had to put Floydness on blast like that. If she wanted to be pissed on, thats her business  ;D
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« Reply #16 on: February 26, 2009, 06:52:32 PM »
i bet those girls were fucking ugly
 

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« Reply #17 on: February 26, 2009, 06:54:56 PM »
Those were entertaining stories.  I banged a chick a few months back that was on the rag...the bed looked like a crime scene afterwords (her bed, not mine).  I also banged 2 different chicks in the same night a few weeks ago without showering in between.   So that was fun.

And last week I met this chick with pink hair and pink eyebrows.  Cool as fuck.  Total raver chick, PLUR'd out, had like 6 or 7 piercings and is a model for a fetish magazine.  Apparently she's into "Horns and Halos".  I had no idea what that meant, so I looked it up and I guess its something like she likes dressing up as either like angellic or demonic when she has sex...I don't know maybe someone can shed some light on that for me, lol.  She has a website but I don't remember the name, but I'm hoping to do some freaky ass shit with her in the near future :pimp:
 

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« Reply #18 on: February 26, 2009, 06:55:02 PM »
They were not my friend.its amazing what daddy issues can do to a girl.
 

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« Reply #19 on: February 26, 2009, 07:04:06 PM »
Haha I feel you.definitely hook up with that chick raver chicks are usually some freaky girls.I aint the best looking person in the world but I aint ugly niether.I find the hottest girls are usually the most insecure go figure.its all about how you talk to them.I can make any girl laugh within two minutes of talking to her.humour and confidence go a long way.I've been with over 40 women so I mean of course I would encounter a few freaks along the way.I've got a couple more stories that are pretty funny after a few other people share ill tell them
 

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« Reply #20 on: February 26, 2009, 07:09:23 PM »
man that is some disgusting shit

and a chick that doesnt do doggy cause its degrading? lol

i havent done that much freaky stuff, but i've fucked in appartment blocks with windows open, fucked on a beach, fucked in a night club, shit like that. nothing nasty though, i know people that are into S&M and shit, but that stuff is fucking disgusting
 

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« Reply #21 on: February 26, 2009, 07:09:57 PM »
I can make any girl laugh within two minutes

pull your pants up next time, Im sure thatll help... ;D
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« Reply #22 on: February 26, 2009, 07:12:49 PM »
man that is some disgusting shit

and a chick that doesnt do doggy cause its degrading? lol

i havent done that much freaky stuff, but i've fucked in appartment blocks with windows open, fucked on a beach, fucked in a night club, shit like that. nothing nasty though, i know people that are into S&M and shit, but that stuff is fucking disgusting

yah, the most ive done is fucked in public. I aint into fuckin a female on her period, that shit is nasty.  And S&M, im cool on that shit too. I'll tie a bitch up...but i aint into beatin the shit out of her lol
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« Reply #23 on: February 26, 2009, 07:24:36 PM »
Hahahahahaha that was good daygo props.one time I let a chick tied me up then she left for like an hour.she was mad at me for something did but didn't knew she knew.I'm not into s and m but ill choke and slap a chick during sex when she likes it.some girls are just like that it turns them on.some like being called names some like it when you fuck their face crazy shit.fucking in public is fun.one time my girl are I fucked in a family washroom at a mall and when we opened the door their was a line up of familes ha ha.one other time I don't know how it happened but we were fucking in a field and then the condom somehow fell off and we couldn't find it.three days later I found it in my shoe
 

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« Reply #24 on: February 26, 2009, 08:30:09 PM »
I dont have any stories that disgusting. Congrats homie, youre the grossest one on the forum lol


btw....you aint had to put Floydness on blast like that. If she wanted to be pissed on, thats her business  ;D

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