Straight up nastiest/freakiest shit youve done

[Jaydc555]

Hahah i just was looking at some of the funny ass threads on here and thought this could be a chance to hear some funny ass shit.I guess we cant tell whos going to be truthfull who just says shit for fun but whatever either way im sure it will get some laughs.Im sure floydness will chip in with that time she got double teamed by a goat and mickey rourke.
Anyways for me i can think of a few incidents.One time i was dating this bitch( I use that word because thats exactly what she is) and the aprtments i lived in at the time had a seperate building with a indoors pool.So once every once in a while we go in there have some fun this one time though we are the changing room together and im like hold up I have to take a piss.So she says piss me on.Im like what the fuck?She gets in the shower squats down and says piss on me.Im like fuck if i care where my piss goes so i take my dick out and start pissing on her.i didnt want to get her face so i pissed on her chest but she leans down with her mouth and drinks the shit.Needless to say Im not with this bitch anymore.
Another time my bitch is on the rag and well ill be honest i dont really give a fuck a little blood never hirt nobody so im like lets fuck.But whats fucked up is this time she stops halfway takes my dick out and sucks the fucking blood off my dick.Needless to say i was pretty shocked but said fuck it stuck my dick back in and went about my business.
One more incident me a girl and her friend all did e now this happened before and i ended up getting with both but this time the other girl didnt feel like it but my girl and are horny as fuck off the e.This is when i was younger and still lived at home so the girl couldnt leave the room since she was high.So i was like heres a movie i threw on army of darkness(shout out to bruce campbell) and she laid next to us while we fucked on the same bed as i didnt have a chair in the room.If you ever fucked on e you know it goes on forever the movie ended and i was still fucking but my girl had cummed so much that she generated a wet spot that getting bigger and bigger until it touched the other girls legs on the bed and she freaked and wanted us to stop.So i told her to get the fuck out or shut up.So I put on another movie and kept going about my business.
Yes i know im a nasty motherfucker.In a related story that first girl i talked about we had several sex videos together and after we broke up i threw a party and showed half the town the video on my tv.Im a vindictive bastard

[Floydness]

thanx a lot asshole, here I am writing in ur thread trying to make u feel better and here u are posting about me getting fucked by a goat.. I see great things in the future for u! 

[Floydness]

and btw the chicks uve hooked up with are just like u - a sick fuck.

see what I mean by the laws of attraction?? LIKE ATTRACTS LIKE

[Jaydc555]

Hahahahahaha.I just did that for laughs and to get a rise out of you.no harm done.I was going to write queen but thought you could use some teasing

[Jaydc555]

And that isn't true because I've gone out with plenty of wholesome girls as well.girls that are too shy to even kiss in public.

[Jaydc555]

My last girl didn't even like doggystle because she found it degrading.and I liked her a lot more then those other bitches

[OchoCinco]

My last girl didn't even like doggystle because she found it degrading.and I liked her a lot more then those other bitches

yet sucking her period blood of ur dick isnt lo..thats some fucked up shit

[Jaydc555]

That wasn't the same girl obviously.

[Floydness]

those are both retarded girls..  A GIRL WHO WONT FUCK DOGGY BECAUSE OF THE POSITION AND A GIRL WHO SUCKS BLOOD OFF UR DICK! WOWOWOWOW

[Jaydc555]

Some of us have had multiple partners you know lol

[Jaydc555]

Yeah well there are a lot of crazy women in this world.

[Floydness]

yeah and even crazier dudes.. I duno whos more off the rocker girls or guys

[Jaydc555]

I'd say were all crazy.

[Jaydc555]

Let's hear some stories you bastards!or are you all virgins still?everyones too busy jerking off to porn to get some themselves ha ha.

[Floydness]