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Now_Im_Not_Banned

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WCC, please help me...Fucking, Sexual activity...
« on: January 04, 2003, 06:41:14 PM »
Yo...I'm involved with this girl, and I know I'm gunna fuck her and do all sorts of shit...But I need ya'lls advice...Do any of ya'll have any secretes of how to be good in bed? Not only fucking...Anything...from fingering, to eating pussy, to kissing...I wanna be real good in bed with this girl, cuz I know that she's real good in bed, and she's been with some pro's...If ya'll know any secretes, list 'em here please...Thanks, I appreciate it...PeACe
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« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2003, 07:05:32 PM »
Man I hope this girl or any of your close friends aint got the net cos they will be in tears after reading that.

Man, honestly I dont think there any advice anybody can give to you exept for be yourself, play it cool, be smooth and dont just go trying to fuck her.  Be gentle with her, if she likes that, if she likes it hard, be hard with her, just go with the flow.  If you want sum good positions just look them up on the Internet, go on Kazaa or sumit adn download a few porno's and see how they do it, try not to be nervous tho man, just take it easy.  

Hope I helped. Good luck.
 

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« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2003, 07:13:08 PM »
No...I need advice from somone who knows their shit...Bez, thanks for trying to help me, but no thanks...I need somone to tell me exactly what to do, somone to teach me things...I have a million pornos...That's never gunna help me...I need some good advice that would make me good in bed...I wanna be a pro...I wanna really impress this girl...Please, somone help me...Tell me what would make me good...What a girl would like...PeACe
 

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« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2003, 07:16:23 PM »
punch her in the chest really hard
 

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« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2003, 07:18:09 PM »
read up on the erogenous zones. Dont just go right for the goods, its best to work your way there by hittin the neck, ears, wrists, naval, thighs, feet if they aint nasty, etc etc. just take your time and dont act like a horny virgin who just wants to bust a quick nut.

oh yea peep askmen.com they have some dope articles there about dating, sex, all that shit.
 

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« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2003, 07:18:22 PM »

Man, honestly I dont think there any advice anybody can give to you exept for be yourself, play it cool, be smooth and dont just go trying to fuck her.

Hey man...This girl REALLY likes me...She's the one who's fast, she's the one who wants to fuck...She's the one who wants to come over to my house and watch movies...Everytime she sees me she comes up too me and starts hugging/cuddling up on me...I'm not the one who's just trying to "Fuck her", but I guarantee, she really wants to get some from me...She calls me 10 times a day, and tells me how horny she is ALL the time...I just wanna impress her...I wanna be good...PeACe
 

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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2003, 07:18:41 PM »
No...I need advice from somone who knows their shit...Bez, thanks for trying to help me, but no thanks...I need somone to tell me exactly what to do, somone to teach me things...I have a million pornos...That's never gunna help me...I need some good advice that would make me good in bed...I wanna be a pro...I wanna really impress this girl...Please, somone help me...Tell me what would make me good...What a girl would like...PeACe

Well I have never been so embarressed in all my life. lol

try ice cubes, cream.  Oh by the way man, I might not of of slept with anybody but that dont mean I dont know my shit, not being big headed or nothing but I score with chicks everytime I go out, almost.  And like 3 of my best friends have girls that they have been with for a while and they tlel me all there shit what they do together, man I aint ever slept with a gilr yet but I know when I do I will be the bomb in bed.
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« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2003, 07:26:21 PM »
read up on the erogenous zones. Dont just go right for the goods, its best to work your way there by hittin the neck, ears, wrists, naval, thighs, feet if they aint nasty, etc etc. just take your time and dont act like a horny virgin who just wants to bust a quick nut.

oh yea peep askmen.com they have some dope articles there about dating, sex, all that shit.



Thanks for the advice...Like i said...She wants to fuck, not the other way around...I dont really care for going up in her...She's the horny girl who needs/wants some lovin' from me...PeACe
 

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« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2003, 08:23:54 PM »
give her a NJ
 

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« Reply #9 on: January 04, 2003, 08:38:30 PM »
read up on the erogenous zones. Dont just go right for the goods, its best to work your way there by hittin the neck, ears, wrists, naval, thighs, feet if they aint nasty, etc etc. just take your time and dont act like a horny virgin who just wants to bust a quick nut.

oh yea peep askmen.com they have some dope articles there about dating, sex, all that shit.



Thanks for the advice...Like i said...She wants to fuck, not the other way around...I dont really care for going up in her...She's the horny girl who needs/wants some lovin' from me...PeACe

hmmm sounds like a ho. Anyway make sure you work her up a bit first (i.e finger/go down on her), 'cause if it's your first time your the one that's more than likely to go before she does and you really just wanna go just before or at the same time she does. I find that if you start from the top part of her body and work your way all the way down, and then work your way back up again works best.

oh..and the best piece of advice I can give you, is that make sure she ain't on her period!  :-X That's kinda messy.
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« Reply #10 on: January 04, 2003, 09:19:54 PM »
I know what to do.



You put on a record of......ah damn I forgot...what was his name again.....uh....SCCIT....yeah now I remember. Sccit tha shit. man, no girl can resist THAT guy. he is just so dope. he's a crip he roles wit Cube and he is waaaaaaaaaay better than Snoop. it's unbelievable. ;)
 

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« Reply #11 on: January 04, 2003, 09:28:34 PM »
give her a NJ

word, give her a NOSE JOB
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« Reply #12 on: January 04, 2003, 09:36:46 PM »
Bez, thanks for trying to help me, but no thanks...

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« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2003, 11:31:01 PM »
Females are all different man. No one trick, or suggestion works for all. Ya just gotta experiment, and listen to the noises she makes, or doesn't make. Take your time, and be open to suggestions. Communication whether through words, or body lauguage is the key to sex/foreplay. Peace.
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« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2003, 11:43:23 PM »
Give it to her doggystyle and right before you are about to bust a nut pull it out and spit on her back and act like u busted.  when she rolls over bust in her face.

Or ask her to stick her fingers up your butt.
 

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« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2003, 11:55:18 PM »
Give it to her doggystyle and right before you are about to bust a nut pull it out and spit on her back and act like u busted.  when she rolls over bust in her face.

Or ask her to stick her fingers up your butt.



U must be fucking kidding me, right?
 

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« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2003, 12:30:03 AM »
give her a NJ

word, give her a NOSE JOB


LOL... You'z a foo' for quoting yourself.. just cuz nobody asked what a NJ was... LOL.



NIK, You ever hear of a Donkey Punch?  You fuck her in tha ass and punch her in tha back of tha head while she's cummin... you gotta knock her out though, and when she faints her asshole tightens up.... and yeah.... Dont know if you wanna try that though. I swear... I heard it works.


But really tha best advice anyone can probably give you is tha nose dive thing... unless she's one of them chicks who aint comfortable with that... she sounds like a freak though..



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« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2003, 01:25:04 AM »
LMAO@ ask her to pur her fingers up ur but

LMAO@ nose job

LMAO@ WCC

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« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2003, 02:26:11 AM »
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Give it to her doggystyle and right before you are about to bust a nut pull it out and spit on her back and act like u busted.  when she rolls over bust in her face.

Or ask her to stick her fingers up your butt.
 




U must be fucking kidding me, right?

do it man, u said u wanna impress her right?  what better way to do it than blow a load in her face when she is least expecting it.  and if you are not up for that I am sure she would be down for sticking her fingers up your butt.  You will like it, try it yourself.
 

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« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2003, 02:36:42 AM »
LMAO @ sticking fingers up your butt
 

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« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2003, 04:19:56 AM »
theres a simple way around this... juss tell her... she'll be coo  ;)
 

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« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2003, 05:23:50 AM »
Yo man.. I wouldnt say im a pornstar but i kno my stuff i think (lol).

If your gonna eat pussy.. Go for the clit, dont tounge fuck her straight away work into it.. Take ur time n shit.. and try fingerin her while lickin her they like that, and dont try n kiss her right after.. you might get your teeth knocked out lol.

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« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2003, 07:39:37 AM »
LMAO at some of these suggestions, especially ACGrundy, damn man you think in strange ways.

Anyways, Sccit, just be yourself man, you only get better with experience, and if she is gagging for it like it sounds as if she is, she'll probably enjoy it whatever, so just take your time, and don't bust your nutt within 10 seconds or some shit.

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« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2003, 09:30:42 AM »
lolol, dam hes guna have 1 fucked up night with all the advice he is getting.
 

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« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2003, 01:45:25 PM »
This has got to be the weirdest thread ever...

That Donky Punch shit sounds str8 nasty though. And that spit on her back & bust a nut in her face - where the HELL do y'all come up with this shit?

All I can say is satisfy her - ask her "how do you want it?" and then give it to her. Make sure you sing it like K-Ci & JoJo too.  ;D
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