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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #25 on: September 25, 2001, 01:50:52 PM »
a preacher and a farmer were golfing together and the farmer had a bad habit of cussing saying gdammit I missed.................everytime he did it the preacher warned him saying something will happen if you keep going down this road........again the farmer missed the ball and at the top of his lungs screams gdammit I missed........well the preacher looks at him and goes that is strike two you better watch out now............then he goes again and again he misses...........then again he screams gdammit i missed..........out of the clear blue sky comes lighting for the preacher can say anything and strikes the preacher dead...........then the farmer looks upto heaven and hears gdammit I missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #26 on: September 25, 2001, 01:55:02 PM »
Then call me gay.

LoL, I'm so funny. :)

I don't do jokes, but here's one real shit one:

"Me and my wife went on holiday t'other day."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she came of her own accord."

Or quotations:

STRANGER:"Mr Palmer, I believe?"
WELLINGTON:"If you believe that, you'll believe anything."

Note from LADY HAVELOCK:Lady Havelock shall be home between the hours of 6 and 8.
Reply from BERNARD SHAW:Mr Bernard Shaw likewise.

TOM SHERIDAN:"By my life, father, when I enter the  Commons, to avoid all this backstabbing, I shall stand for no party, and have a sign tied to my head, saying To Let."
R. BRINSLEY SHERIDAN:"Also, Tom, under that, write UnFurnished."

R. BRINSLEY SHERIDAN(leading his victim into a trap):"Where shall we find a more foolish, more knavish fiend than there?"
VICTIM:"Hear, hear!"

AARON BURR:"Sir, there is no-one so utterly despised in my state as you, and if I did not insult you, I would not be re-elected."

IAN PAISLEY:"Madam speaker, permission to call the member opposite a sewer rat?"
BETTY BOOTHROYD:"Certainly not!"
IAN PAISLEY:"Thankyou, madam speaker, the sewer rats will be pleased."
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Re: ADD  a joke or your gay!
« Reply #27 on: September 25, 2001, 11:02:24 PM »
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