ADD a joke or your gay!

[Sikotic™]

Aight. I'ma only put up some:

Q. What do you call two black cops on motocycles?
A. Chocolate chips

Q. Why don't blacks take asprin?
A. Its white, it works, and they refuse to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

Q. What do you say when you see your t.v. floating around at night?
A. Drop it nigga

Q. Why are blacks so fast?
A. All slow ones are in jail

Q. What are 3 things you can't give a black person?
A. A black eye

Q.What did God say when another black baby was born?
A.OOPS! Burnt another one.


Q.What do you call 2 blacks in a sleeping bag?
A.Twix

Thats enough.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

LOL, it wasnt really THAT racist...

[Sikotic™]

Well yeah after I edited it.

[ROCCY]

Rud... Nice joke LMFAO

[Nosak]

dawm thats fuckin wack, how can u putt this wack shit out like this  dawm...












( joke   , but u already know )

[Lil Jay]

lol u peeps got jokes man. i pissed my pants at Jakes joke with the Mexican, LOL shit was funny

the joke with the t.v. floating around at night was funny too

[Lil Jay]

ok check this out:

A guy went into a bar and met a nice girl. They have a few drinks and soon wound up at his place, in bed.
They're having a great time. She was on top when suddenly she had an epileptic seizure -- she was shaking and foaming at the mouth. Our uninformed male thought this was incredible -- best sex he'd ever had. He finished, but she is still shaking and thrashing about with her seizure. He began to get nervous and took her to the emergency room. A nurse asked what the problem was and he replied,
"I think her orgasm's stuck!"

[Lil Jay]

A boy in the sixth grade comes home after school one day. His mother notices that he's got a big smile on his face.
She asks, "Did anything special happen at school today?"
"Yes, Mom. I had sex with my English teacher!" The mother is stunned. "You're going to talk about this with your father when he gets home." Well, when dad comes home and hears the news he is pleased as punch. Beaming with pride, he walks over to his son and says, "Son, I hear you had sex with your English teacher." "That's right, Dad."
"Well, you became a man today - this is cause for celebration. Let's head out for some ice cream, and then I'll buy that new bike you've been asking for."

"That sounds great, Dad, but I can I have a football instead? My ass is killing me."

[bluecorvet]

Sikotic, that was as funny as two black people fighting over a bottle of suntan lotion  

[Sikotic™]

Sikotic, that was as funny as two black people fighting over a bottle of suntan lotion  

LOL!

[Miss NWA Whoorider]

a preacher and a farmer were golfing together and the farmer had a bad habit of cussing saying gdammit I missed.................everytime he did it the preacher warned him saying something will happen if you keep going down this road........again the farmer missed the ball and at the top of his lungs screams gdammit I missed........well the preacher looks at him and goes that is strike two you better watch out now............then he goes again and again he misses...........then again he screams gdammit i missed..........out of the clear blue sky comes lighting for the preacher can say anything and strikes the preacher dead...........then the farmer looks upto heaven and hears gdammit I missed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheSheriff]

Then call me gay.

LoL, I'm so funny.

I don't do jokes, but here's one real shit one:

"Me and my wife went on holiday t'other day."
"Jamaica?"
"No, she came of her own accord."

Or quotations:

STRANGER:"Mr Palmer, I believe?"
WELLINGTON:"If you believe that, you'll believe anything."

Note from LADY HAVELOCK:Lady Havelock shall be home between the hours of 6 and 8.
Reply from BERNARD SHAW:Mr Bernard Shaw likewise.

TOM SHERIDAN:"By my life, father, when I enter the  Commons, to avoid all this backstabbing, I shall stand for no party, and have a sign tied to my head, saying To Let."
R. BRINSLEY SHERIDAN:"Also, Tom, under that, write UnFurnished."

R. BRINSLEY SHERIDAN(leading his victim into a trap):"Where shall we find a more foolish, more knavish fiend than there?"
VICTIM:"Hear, hear!"

AARON BURR:"Sir, there is no-one so utterly despised in my state as you, and if I did not insult you, I would not be re-elected."

IAN PAISLEY:"Madam speaker, permission to call the member opposite a sewer rat?"
BETTY BOOTHROYD:"Certainly not!"
IAN PAISLEY:"Thankyou, madam speaker, the sewer rats will be pleased."

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