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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #125 on: July 30, 2007, 06:47:23 PM »
I don't care i'm reviving the topic lmao it has to be done, this is classic shit.

I came reaaaaal close to getting caught, i was in da middle of watching some lesbian thing i think when i heard mum coming out so i switched off da screen but i was an idiot, cause

1) I didn't pause the porn
2) Without the pause there could be noise, (speakers were switched off)

All mum had to do was get suspcisious and either look at the switch and see da pc on, switch on the screen or press the speaker button and i'd be fucked as hell. I pulled away lucky she didn't notice, ever since i've been taking even more caution 0_0 I'd never want to run into any of those situations before me you lot was talking about.

Forget watching porn with mates too that's just sick on so many levels, you know one of your homies got a hard on and tryin to hide it like mad.
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« Reply #126 on: July 30, 2007, 07:20:25 PM »
I've never been caught but I've been caught having sex. This was like a year ago, when I was 16. My parents were in the house and I sneaked my girlfriend in. I guess my mom wanted to check up on me, so she went to the door. The door was locked (thank god) and she started knocking on it. I told my girlfriend to go to the shower and my mom went outside to see if my girlfriend's car was there and it was. When she came back, I had my clothing on and she asked me wtf is going on. I told her I was sleeping, but she didn't buy it. She started searching my room so then that's when I told her my gf is in the bathroom. Then she just said, "You were having sex huh?" And I just confessed and she started laughing. She told me to be safe and not to do this in the house, that I should rent a hotel or some shit. She left my room and my gf was hella embarrassed.
 

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« Reply #127 on: July 30, 2007, 09:12:01 PM »
LMAO this whole thread is comedic gold
 

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« Reply #128 on: July 31, 2007, 05:10:43 AM »
I've never been caught but I've been caught having sex. This was like a year ago, when I was 16. My parents were in the house and I sneaked my girlfriend in. I guess my mom wanted to check up on me, so she went to the door. The door was locked (thank god) and she started knocking on it. I told my girlfriend to go to the shower and my mom went outside to see if my girlfriend's car was there and it was. When she came back, I had my clothing on and she asked me wtf is going on. I told her I was sleeping, but she didn't buy it. She started searching my room so then that's when I told her my gf is in the bathroom. Then she just said, "You were having sex huh?" And I just confessed and she started laughing. She told me to be safe and not to do this in the house, that I should rent a hotel or some shit. She left my room and my gf was hella embarrassed.


hahahaha man that reminds me of some shit similar to that happened to me...

a mate was having a party at his house and the kegs were flowing so i was in a messy state by the end of the night. needless to say i wasnt thinking shit throu too much. anyways i started talking to some random bitch and in like 30 seconds i was fucking her in some room, like the lounge room or some shit, on the couch. halfway throu the bloke whos house it is dad walks in and is like "what the fuck" then walks out. so i had to walk out in disgrace. next time i was over there i got hella embarassed coz i got the whole "we where young once too" speech from his mum. haha memories.
 

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« Reply #129 on: July 31, 2007, 10:47:46 AM »
I've never been caught but I've been caught having sex. This was like a year ago, when I was 16. My parents were in the house and I sneaked my girlfriend in. I guess my mom wanted to check up on me, so she went to the door. The door was locked (thank god) and she started knocking on it. I told my girlfriend to go to the shower and my mom went outside to see if my girlfriend's car was there and it was. When she came back, I had my clothing on and she asked me wtf is going on. I told her I was sleeping, but she didn't buy it. She started searching my room so then that's when I told her my gf is in the bathroom. Then she just said, "You were having sex huh?" And I just confessed and she started laughing. She told me to be safe and not to do this in the house, that I should rent a hotel or some shit. She left my room and my gf was hella embarrassed.



That's not called getting caught...
 

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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #130 on: August 01, 2007, 09:54:10 AM »
never had a problem with porn movies my parents did knew i was watching some but they thought it was normal. My mom didn't want me to own porn magazines when i was younger though, i use to hide them between my 2 matress but she find em quick.
 

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« Reply #131 on: August 29, 2007, 11:40:35 AM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.

LMAO. CLASSIC.
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« Reply #132 on: August 29, 2007, 11:43:20 AM »
LOL
 

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« Reply #133 on: August 29, 2007, 02:26:40 PM »
lmao @ 7even and his daddy
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« Reply #134 on: August 29, 2007, 02:41:53 PM »
lmao @ 7even and his daddy


If this is true though (cause it sounds a bit over the top) then props to them.
 

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« Reply #135 on: August 29, 2007, 07:14:30 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.

LMAO. CLASSIC.

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« Reply #136 on: August 29, 2007, 07:15:33 PM »
lmao @ 7even and his daddy


If this is true though (cause it sounds a bit over the top) then props to them.

Click on his quote link, he said it himself, its true big time. And so funny at the same time :D.
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« Reply #137 on: August 29, 2007, 07:19:13 PM »
Yeah, Iīm not doubting that he said it. I just have a feeling that he might have joked about it. I mean, think about it, catching your dad masturbating and then acting like nothing happened is, like you said, funny (at least funny, I say itīs comedy lol.)

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« Reply #138 on: August 30, 2007, 07:05:47 PM »
It's all good in the hood. I think he's dead serious though lol. I could never think straight if i caught someone on my family watching porn. I'd be like  :o You nastyyyyyyyyyy lol.
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« Reply #139 on: August 31, 2007, 05:23:52 PM »
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« Reply #140 on: August 31, 2007, 06:10:03 PM »
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lol what the fuck?

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« Reply #141 on: September 02, 2007, 05:49:23 PM »
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.
the fuck?
 

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« Reply #142 on: September 03, 2007, 09:10:49 AM »
Yeah my Dad watches porn too, shit is nasty. I see the history and it's at times when only he's on the computer. So he tends to turn a blind eye whenever the obvious symptoms of masturbating turn up - i.e. internet history, sticky pages in magazines, and so on
 

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« Reply #143 on: May 16, 2008, 04:33:21 AM »
when i was younger i didnt know how to delete my history and my moms was checking it and that was the time that there werent pop up blockers and she clicked on a picture that had a chick sucking a horses dick.  it was the morning of my birthday and shes like happy birthday and turned on the monitor.  i tried to tell her it wasnt me but she didnt buy it.  she banned me from the computer for like 2 weeks but i went on it to look at porn when she was sleeping and then she checked it again and blamed that shit on my sisters, since she thought i didnt use  the computer, and  then they took the heat and she let me use it again.  haha got away


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« Reply #144 on: May 16, 2008, 10:24:59 AM »
lol wat a thread. 6 years back my friends wer watchin porn but wat they didnt realise was the window curtains wer opened and 1 of ther uncles could see all of them watching the vid lol. then he rushed in the house, they all heard the door opened so fast so they closed the video and the uncle was pure questioning them.

lmao thank god i wasnt ther.
 

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« Reply #145 on: May 19, 2008, 10:30:09 AM »
Where's 7even nowadays  :laugh:

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« Reply #146 on: May 19, 2008, 10:57:15 AM »
this thread was great....memories.

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« Reply #147 on: May 19, 2008, 11:43:57 AM »
this thread was great....memories.
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« Reply #148 on: May 19, 2008, 12:41:41 PM »
this thread was great....memories.
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« Reply #149 on: June 08, 2008, 10:24:18 PM »
lmfao at 7even, cant believe i didnt see this earlier.


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