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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #120 on: December 19, 2006, 02:43:21 AM »
I never seen this thread until now and got damn is it hilarious. The post where dude said he Cried had me rolling. Any post in reference to 7 and his pops was hilarious. Some of the other comments were priceless too. Classic shit.

As for me, never been caught. But, the funny thing is that we catch my pops looking at porn all the time. Recently, we showed how to use the computer, mainly for E-Mail and to look at Sports and shit... Well I guess he wised up and started looking at Porn. I started thinking something was up when my computer started getting all kinds of viruses. What he didn't know was that when he searched on Yahoo, his searches would stay on our toolbar. Me and my brother laughed and thought nothing of it. Then my moms decides to click on the history tool bar and finds all that shit. She first blames my brother as he is notorious for being the Porn King of the House. (He used to buy Porn DVD's off the net and have them sent to the House. My moms knew they were Porn cuz they came from the Valley. He has since got his own P.O. Box for that stuff). But, then she realized that it was my pops as he was always real suspicious on the Computer. She really caught him one day when my boy was over and he was showing my moms some of his artwork online. While they were online, my pops had forgot to erase his history before they used the computer, and my boy accidentally clicked on one of the links. Ever since then, my moms has been talking shit to my pops non-stop. We always try to help him cover his tracks, I even left in the middle of a lecture during class to go home and erase his history for him. Shit is fuckin' comedy.
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #121 on: December 19, 2006, 03:27:41 AM »
Quote from: SGV on December 19, 2006, 02:43:21 AM
I even left in the middle of a lecture during class to go home and erase his history for him. Shit is fuckin' comedy.

LMAO
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #122 on: December 19, 2006, 04:59:40 AM »
Lololololol your pops is in for it...

This topic was one of the many reasons i joined dubcnn, i thought this died ages ago but someone brought it back to life :o.

Well myself i never have been, then again i haven't really looked at it that much, i need to get me a new gyal it's boring being single :(.
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« Reply #123 on: December 19, 2006, 05:07:46 AM »
Quote from: razzas on December 19, 2006, 04:59:40 AM
Lololololol your pops is in for it...

This topic was one of the many reasons i joined dubcnn, i thought this died ages ago but someone brought it back to life :o.

Well myself i never have been, then again i haven't really looked at it that much, i need to get me a new gyal it's boring being single :(.

yeah it is...fuckin' bitches gets old after a while...dat'z why I'm happy I gotta girl again  8)
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« Reply #124 on: December 19, 2006, 06:26:39 AM »
Quote from: Now Da World Is My Ash TREY on December 19, 2006, 05:07:46 AM
Quote from: razzas=topic=69790.msg1345394#msg1345394 date=1166533180
Lololololol your pops is in for it...

This topic was one of the many reasons i joined dubcnn, i thought this died ages ago but someone brought it back to life :o.

Well myself i never have been, then again i haven't really looked at it that much, i need to get me a new gyal it's boring being single :(.

yeah it is...fuckin' bitches gets old after a while...dat'z why I'm happy I gotta girl again  8)
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« Reply #125 on: July 30, 2007, 06:47:23 PM »
I don't care i'm reviving the topic lmao it has to be done, this is classic shit.

I came reaaaaal close to getting caught, i was in da middle of watching some lesbian thing i think when i heard mum coming out so i switched off da screen but i was an idiot, cause

1) I didn't pause the porn
2) Without the pause there could be noise, (speakers were switched off)

All mum had to do was get suspcisious and either look at the switch and see da pc on, switch on the screen or press the speaker button and i'd be fucked as hell. I pulled away lucky she didn't notice, ever since i've been taking even more caution 0_0 I'd never want to run into any of those situations before me you lot was talking about.

Forget watching porn with mates too that's just sick on so many levels, you know one of your homies got a hard on and tryin to hide it like mad.
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« Reply #126 on: July 30, 2007, 07:20:25 PM »
I've never been caught but I've been caught having sex. This was like a year ago, when I was 16. My parents were in the house and I sneaked my girlfriend in. I guess my mom wanted to check up on me, so she went to the door. The door was locked (thank god) and she started knocking on it. I told my girlfriend to go to the shower and my mom went outside to see if my girlfriend's car was there and it was. When she came back, I had my clothing on and she asked me wtf is going on. I told her I was sleeping, but she didn't buy it. She started searching my room so then that's when I told her my gf is in the bathroom. Then she just said, "You were having sex huh?" And I just confessed and she started laughing. She told me to be safe and not to do this in the house, that I should rent a hotel or some shit. She left my room and my gf was hella embarrassed.
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« Reply #127 on: July 30, 2007, 09:12:01 PM »
LMAO this whole thread is comedic gold
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« Reply #128 on: July 31, 2007, 05:10:43 AM »
Quote from: RIP to the Legend, Bill Walsh on July 30, 2007, 07:20:25 PM
I've never been caught but I've been caught having sex. This was like a year ago, when I was 16. My parents were in the house and I sneaked my girlfriend in. I guess my mom wanted to check up on me, so she went to the door. The door was locked (thank god) and she started knocking on it. I told my girlfriend to go to the shower and my mom went outside to see if my girlfriend's car was there and it was. When she came back, I had my clothing on and she asked me wtf is going on. I told her I was sleeping, but she didn't buy it. She started searching my room so then that's when I told her my gf is in the bathroom. Then she just said, "You were having sex huh?" And I just confessed and she started laughing. She told me to be safe and not to do this in the house, that I should rent a hotel or some shit. She left my room and my gf was hella embarrassed.


hahahaha man that reminds me of some shit similar to that happened to me...

a mate was having a party at his house and the kegs were flowing so i was in a messy state by the end of the night. needless to say i wasnt thinking shit throu too much. anyways i started talking to some random bitch and in like 30 seconds i was fucking her in some room, like the lounge room or some shit, on the couch. halfway throu the bloke whos house it is dad walks in and is like "what the fuck" then walks out. so i had to walk out in disgrace. next time i was over there i got hella embarassed coz i got the whole "we where young once too" speech from his mum. haha memories.
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« Reply #129 on: July 31, 2007, 10:47:46 AM »
Quote from: RIP to the Legend, Bill Walsh on July 30, 2007, 07:20:25 PM
I've never been caught but I've been caught having sex. This was like a year ago, when I was 16. My parents were in the house and I sneaked my girlfriend in. I guess my mom wanted to check up on me, so she went to the door. The door was locked (thank god) and she started knocking on it. I told my girlfriend to go to the shower and my mom went outside to see if my girlfriend's car was there and it was. When she came back, I had my clothing on and she asked me wtf is going on. I told her I was sleeping, but she didn't buy it. She started searching my room so then that's when I told her my gf is in the bathroom. Then she just said, "You were having sex huh?" And I just confessed and she started laughing. She told me to be safe and not to do this in the house, that I should rent a hotel or some shit. She left my room and my gf was hella embarrassed.



That's not called getting caught...
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #130 on: August 01, 2007, 09:54:10 AM »
never had a problem with porn movies my parents did knew i was watching some but they thought it was normal. My mom didn't want me to own porn magazines when i was younger though, i use to hide them between my 2 matress but she find em quick.
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #131 on: August 29, 2007, 11:40:35 AM »
Quote from: 7even is the next Iwan Karamasow on March 07, 2005, 11:00:29 AM
My dad caught me several times and I caught him several times that's just how it goes. We just ignore it, walk out the room, pretend it never happened. Works.

LMAO. CLASSIC.
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« Reply #132 on: August 29, 2007, 11:43:20 AM »
LOL
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #133 on: August 29, 2007, 02:26:40 PM »
lmao @ 7even and his daddy
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Re: Have you ever been caught watching p0rn? Tell your story.
« Reply #134 on: August 29, 2007, 02:41:53 PM »
Quote from: *Z* on August 29, 2007, 02:26:40 PM
lmao @ 7even and his daddy


If this is true though (cause it sounds a bit over the top) then props to them.
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