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Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« on: September 28, 2002, 11:49:08 AM »
lol check this out.. my homie emailed it 2 me


WELLHUNG: Hello, Sweetheart. What do you look like?
SWEETHEART: I am wearing a red silk blouse, a miniskirt and high heels. I work out every day, I'm toned and perfect. My measurements are 36-24-36. What do you look like?
WELLHUNG: I'm 6'3'' and about 250 pounds. I wear glasses and I have on a pair of blue sweat pants I just bought from Walmart. I'm also wearing a T-shirt with a few spots of barbecue sauce on it from dinner...it smells funny.
SWEETHEART: I want you. Would you like to screw me?
WELLHUNG: OK
SWEETHEART: We're in my bedroom. There's soft music playing on the stereo and candles on my dresser and night table. I'm looking up into your eyes, smiling. My hand works its way down to your crotch and begins to fondle your huge, swelling bulge.
WELLHUNG: I'm gulping, I'm beginning to sweat.
SWEETHEART: I'm throwing my head back in pleasure. The cool silk slides off my warm skin. I'm rubbing you're bulge faster, pulling and rubbing.
WELLHUNG: I'm fumbling with the clasp on your bra. I think it's stuck. Do you have any scissors?
SWEETHEART: I take your hand and kiss it softly. I'm reaching back undoing the clasp. The bra slides off my body. The air caresses my breast. My nipples are erect for you.
WELLHUNG: How did you do that? I'm picking up the bra and inspecting the clasp.
SWEETHEART: I'm arching my back. Oh baby. I just want to feel your tongue all over me.
WELLHUNG: I'm dropping the bra. Now I'm licking your, you know, breasts. They're neat!
SWEETHEART: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear.
WELLHUNG: I suddenly sneeze. Your breast are covered with spit and phlegm.
SWEETHEART: What?
WELLHUNG: I'm so sorry; Really.
SWEETHEART: OK. I'm pulling your sweat pants down and rubbing your hard tool.
WELLHUNG: I'm screaming like a woman. Your hands are cold! Yeeee!
SWEETHEART: I'm pulling up my miniskirt. Take off my panties.
WELLHUNG: Your face is pushing my glasses into my face. It hurts.
SWEETHEART: Why don't you take off your glasses?
WELLHUNG: OK, but I can't see very well without them. I place the glasses on the night table.
SWEETHEART: I'm bending over the bed. Give it to me, baby!
WELLHUNG: I have to pee. I'm fumbling my way blindly across the room and toward the bathroom.
SWEETHEART: Hurry back, lover.
WELLHUNG: I find the bathroom and it's dark. I'm feeling around for the toilet. I lift the lid.
SWEETHEART: I'm waiting eagerly for your return.
WELLHUNG: I'm done going. I'm feeling around for the flush handle, but I can't find it. Uh-oh!
SWEETHEART: What's the matter now?
WELLHUNG: I've realized that I've peed into your laundry hamper. Sorry again. I'm walking back to the bedroom now, blindly feeling my way.
SWEETHEART: Mmm, yes. Come on.
WELLHUNG: OK, now I'm going to put my...you know...thing...in your...you know...woman's thing.
SWEETHEART: Yes! Do it, baby! Do it!
WELLHUNG: I'm touching your smooth butt. It feels so nice. I kiss your neck. Umm, I'm having a little trouble here.
SWEETHEART: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
WELLHUNG: I'm flaccid.
SWEETHEART: What?
WELLHUNG: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
SWEETHEART: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
SWEETHEART: [logged off]

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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #1 on: September 28, 2002, 11:57:21 AM »
HEHEHEHE.... ;D
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2002, 12:14:45 PM »
lol...
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2002, 12:25:55 PM »
OMG LMAO
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #4 on: September 28, 2002, 12:48:41 PM »
that guy lol... ;D  :D
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #5 on: September 28, 2002, 01:40:03 PM »
LOL funny as fuck that.
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #6 on: September 28, 2002, 04:19:15 PM »
lmao
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #7 on: September 28, 2002, 06:29:23 PM »
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lmao

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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #8 on: September 28, 2002, 06:50:31 PM »
lol yea i read that before
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #9 on: September 28, 2002, 09:18:37 PM »
lol you know damn well thats the convo u had with ur mom
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #10 on: September 29, 2002, 04:23:23 AM »
LOLLLLL
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #11 on: September 29, 2002, 08:00:38 AM »
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lol you know damn well thats the convo u had with ur mom



Shhhhh i told u that was a secret!!  :D ;D
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #12 on: September 29, 2002, 11:09:46 AM »
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Shhhhh i told u that was a secret!!  :D ;D

LMAO  ;D
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #13 on: September 29, 2002, 12:11:36 PM »
lol

seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen the been
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Re: Cyber-Sex Script (Joke)
« Reply #14 on: September 29, 2002, 07:03:07 PM »
k stop with the seen shit...
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