If Hip Hop Was A High School

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Sorry if this is old/has already been posted.

If Hip Hop Was A High School......


Tupac would be the guy that everyone tries to be like, he is loved and respected by all.

Lil Kim & JLo would be the school hoes.

Flava Flav would be the school janitor with stank ass breath.

Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up.

R. Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.

Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes, but is still on the basketball team.

P. Diddy would be the annoying dork who couldnt dance but thought he could and he'd be on Biggy's nuts.

Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes in class.

Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn't figure out, but around his crew he was tha shit.

Jay-Z would be the ugly kid who could rap but hated Nas cuz he is better. Had the newest shoes and dated Beyonce.

Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone, but no one wanted to work with him because he always turned in homework late.

Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.

Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.

Paul Wall would be the man that every body looked for if they needed something, from grills to last nights home work.

Ludacris would be the class clown.

Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school. Even though is hated by most is respected by all. Gets along with everyone but the principal.

Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.

50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that, as do his friends, G-Unit.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent

Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.

Lil Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own. He gets Ciara because everyone thought he was gay so it was easier for him to talk to her.

Christina Milian would be the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.

Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.

Usher would be the school's hottest guy BUT is secretly gay.

Juvenille would be the guy everyone hates listening to cuz of the way he talked.

Dem Franchize boyz is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every day.

Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that loved black guys but suddenly loves white ones instead.

Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on everybody.

Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.

Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number to anyone he can... and some how succeeds.

Mary J. would be the sweet but thugish black girl that loved to sing.

Remy Ma would be the girl who think she is fine but everyone else thinks shes ugly.

Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows.

Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls

Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes hit on.

Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.

Missy Elliot would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular.

Trina would be the tough but fine girl who intimidates guys.

E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang.

Mac Dre would be the guy that's in special ed classes cause he gets stupid every time a song comes on.

LL cool j would be the guy that all the girls want and will do anything to get him.

Game would be the former best friend of 50 Cent who is trying to plot revenge, but always fights 50's friends instead.

Spider loc would be the guy alwayz in the library/in the computer lab talkin shit about everybody to empress 50 Cent.

Eminem, while not the only white kid hanging with the black student, would be the only white guy with their respect.

Black Eyed Peas would be that multi-racial group that, even though they had a unique style, everybody laughed at behind their backs.

Benzino would the the 21 year old who never graduated and has been held back for the 4th consecutive year.

Bizarre would be the fat kid who leaves class five minutes early so he's first in the lunch line. He faces stiff competition from Fat Joe.

ODB would be that crazy student who loves to talk shit to teachers

Daz would be the student who dosen't actually go to school he hands in all his work via the internet.

Suge Knight would be the teacher always facing allegations of student abuse, but was never punished.

[Elevz]

Okay. Look. That's not just if Hip Hop was a high school - those are just random personality facts lol.

[Sikotic™]

Okay. Look. That's not just if Hip Hop was a high school - those are just random personality facts lol.

[Teddy Roosevelt]

Okay. Look. That's not just if Hip Hop was a high school - those are just random personality facts lol.

Whatever. I didn't create this.

[h cottie is bac-tive?]

i enjoyed it..pretty funny shit, esp. Snoop

props

[WestCoasta]

Okay. Look. That's not just if Hip Hop was a high school - those are just random personality facts lol.

[eKardz]

as i read that i thoguht of all kids that i had gone to highschool with.

its a pretty fitting list

[Spicemuthafuc*in1]

I remember reading this a while ago, funny shit

[Machiavelli]

Usher would be the school's hottest guy BUT is secretly gay.

lol

[Sweet & Tender Hooligan]

Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.

Chea 

[ωεεźγ ғ]

If Hip Hop was a high school...i'd go to it.

[M Dogg™]

Some changes

Tupac would be the guy that everyone tries to be like, he is respected by all.

Lil Kim & JLo would be the school hoes.

Flava Flav would be the school janitor with stank ass breath.

Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up.

R. Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.

Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes, but is still on the basketball team.

P. Diddy would be the annoying dork who couldnt dance but thought he could and he'd be on Biggy's nuts.

Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes in class.

Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.

Nas would be the dude normal popular kids couldn't figure out, but around his crew he was tha shit.

Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.

Jay-Z would be the ugly kid who had the newest shoes and dated Beyonce.

Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone, but no one wanted to work with him because he always turned in homework late.

Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance team.

Lil Bow Wow would be the guy who gets Ciara because everyone thought he was gay so it was easier for him to talk to her.

Paul Wall would be the man that every body looked for if they needed something, from grills to last nights home work.

Ludacris would be the class clown.

Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who everyone hates because his cocky attitude, but respects him at the same time.

Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.

50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that, as do his friends, G-Unit.

Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent

Game would be the former best friend of 50 Cent who is trying to plot revenge, but always fights 50's friends instead.

Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.

Christina Milian would be the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.

Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.

Usher would be the school's hottest guy BUT is secretly gay.

Juvenille would be the guy everyone hates listening to cuz of the way he talked.

Dem Franchize boyz is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every day.

Lil Wayne would be the guy who freestyles out of nowhere and his rhymes are tight.

Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that loved black guys but suddenly loves white ones instead.

Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on everybody.

Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.

Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number to anyone he can.

Mary J. would be the sweet but thugish black girl that loved to sing.

Remy Ma would be the girl who think she is fine but everyone else thinks shes ugly.

Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows.

Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls

Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes hit on.

Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.

Missy Elliot would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular.

Trina would be the tough but fine girl who intimidates guys.

E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang.

Mac Dre would be the guy that's in special ed classes cause he gets stupid every time a song comes on.

LL cool J would be the guy that all the girls want and will do anything to get him

[R-Tistic]

LOL...I saw it a few years ago but this one has a lotta updates. I'd change/add these:

-LL Cool J would be the one who might seem soft because he was a pretty boy, but whenever somebody tried to fight him, they'd get their ass kicked and lose all respect at school. But it's still hard for dudes to respect him cause he stays lickin his lips.

-Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes....even though he tries to hard to impress people and show em he's a thug. He got kicked out for shootin at somebody, even though nobody knew the details to it.

-Omarion is that dude that outsiders to the school think is cool because of his swag and how he may brag about females, but everybody at the school knows he's pretty lame and thinks he's doper than he really is

-Trina would be one of the usual sluts who everybody would brag about hittin, even though they weren't the only ones.

-E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang, and some people would just ask him to talk so they could laugh at whatever he said...but he'd keep a straight face and never laugh whenever he spoke

-Suga Free would be the somewhat dingy dude who everybody thought was funny as hell, and most females didn't take him serious..but he still ended up catchin a few females and makin em hoes, even some of the fine ones

-DJ Quik would be the one some dudes thought was a pretty boy because he had a perm, but he'd spark up and get heated quick and let em know he was serious

-Murs would be the one that was misunderstood until senior year when people got to know him and see what he was really about, and he'd end up catchin a few of the baddest females there because they liked his unorthodox style

-Suge Knight would be the first person in school history to start off as a security guard and get promoted to Principal, and he would manipulate everything from sports games to who gets kicked out just because he could. Everybody thinks he got Big and Pac kicked out, but nobody has proof

[T-Dogg]

There was a different list like this way back, it had some good ones. One was Busta Rhymes being the popular guy always doing his thing, and Spliff Star being the guy who carried Bustas tray in the lunch room.

[sharjiel]

good read funny...
luved that Jay will always hate Nas cuz he knows Nas is betta