Man forced to marry goat

[Mac 10 †]

Man forced to marry goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to marry a goat after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars, nearly £40, to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.

Mr Alifi, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.

"When I asked him: "What are you doing there?", he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."

Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.

"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.


http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1741292.html?menu=news.quirkies

[Sikotic™]

I wonder how the honeymoon will be?

[Mac 10 †]

I wonder how the honeymoon will be?

i'm guessing...quite sexiful

[coola]

lol

[hempside]

big fag in the house....whats up mayne.

[mauzip]

I bet Infinite just got a boner.

[hempside]

fag-10 to.for posting  this shit up.

[Mac 10 †]

fag-10 to.for posting this shit up.

what's up dickride?

[Don Seer]

goats are horny *sigh*

[hempside]

And how would u know under,seer......unless?

[Sikotic™]

Rough day at the base this morning?

[hempside]

fag-10 to.for posting this shit up.

what's up dickride?

dont start with me kid.or ill have to put you in your place again.....i can call u what ever i want,thats how this game gonna go ok.

[T-Dogg]

Reading the thread title, "Man forced to marry goat" had me feelinglike "what the fuck...?".

But then I read on, and saw he'd been having sex with the damn animal, and was like "WHAT the FUCK!?!"

[Mac 10 †]

fag-10 to.for posting this shit up.

what's up dickride?

dont start with me kid.or ill have to put you in your place again.....i can call u what ever i want,thats how this game gonna go ok.

first off, u ain't never put me in my place.

secondly, i am older than you "kid".

and if you're gonna call me, fag-10 then i will be calling you dickride, aight?

[hempside]

shut up punk.