The funniest Song You Have Heard

[Youngster323]

whats the funniest song u have heard?


Heres mines Big L's Clinic...here are the lyrics for those havent heard it.....

Ayyo, one hot summer night after ballin hard
I went to the phone booth with my callin card
And called up Joel, yeah you know L
I told her come to the crib, yo mother fuck a hotel
She said she was gonna come at ten
The bitch came, but one problem, she brought a friend
You know I'm not a rude brother yo,
But I let Joel in and slammed the door on that other ho.
So we was sittin in the livin room kickin it
And all I thought about was stickin it
She was mean, cause you know I wouldn't fuck wit a sleazy ho
Yo we was coolin, watching some TV show
I was crackin sex jokes, tryin to get the pussy
And this bitch was kickin scripts beatin round the bush
Talkin bout rhyme for me L man fuck rhyming
Cause my dick, is hard enough to cut diamonds
I said, "I hope you ain't tryin to dick tease,
Ayyo, cause Big L's quick to tell a bitch leave."  
Ayyo my game started fuckin wit her head soon
Next thing ya know we went straight to the bedroom
I knocked the boots from New York to Santa Fe
And that bitch burnt me like a gamma ray
I caught a cab, on 139 & Lenox
Ayyo, I took it to the neighborhood clinic
Because she gave me gonorrhea,
Yo, I'ma kill that bitch, the next time that I see her

One afternoon I was cruising on the Westside
Bumpin my system, lounging back in a fresh ride
Hoes be hotter than a sauna
So I put the system on max, and bumped my shit on the corner
I saw this girl walkin by who was hype as hell
She was mad point-blank, she was right for L
But she tried to play me like a statue black
I said, "Sweeheart whats your name?"
"I gotta man," "I ain't ask you that."
She said in order to be with me you gotta be rich,
You won't be able to switch, I said, "Fuck you bitch."
Another girl walked by, I called her
"Excuse me what's your name" "Lorraine, what's yours"
Ayyo, game I kicked well,
I said honey my names Lamont, but I'm known as Big L
I was looking smooth with the jewelry
She said, "L's for Lamont, but what's the Big for?" "You'll see."  
Ayyo, my pockets were extra thick,
"So what you doin later, oh nothing, then lets catch a flick."
Yeah, I bagged that ho well
Took her to the triple M, movies, meal, and motel.  
And when it comes to this I'ma a professor
I didn't molest her I caressed her, undressed her then sexed her
But I must be getting older
Cause I didn't put a helmet on my mother fucking soldier
I started stickin up quick
And the next time I took a piss,
a motherfuckin flame shot out my dick

[teecee]

The funniest song i have heard is PICKIN BOOGERS by Biz Markie......or YOU BE ILLIN by Run DMC.  If you ain't heard them, check them out

[West Coast Veteran]

Eazy E - "Still Talkin'" and "Gimme Dat Nut" still gets a gang of laughs from me. It's just the way he raps makes me laugh. Them old fools on "Still Talkin'" is the funny shit.

[Suga Foot]

My Favorite is "A Bitch is a Bitch"

That's why when you say 'hi' she won't say 'hi'
Are you the kind that think you're too damn fly?
Bitch eat shit 'n die (ha, ha)

[=[Euthanasia]=]

Two funny/entertaining songs that come to mind are "Ghetto" & "What If I Was White" by Sticky Fingaz from the Black Trash LP.

[Trauma-san]

Skee Lo - I Wish

[Sub-Z]

benefit-warp to world 6-9 (i think)

[HBKid_Jr]

eazy-  fat gril
coolio-  ghetto cartoon

[Joachim]

The Pharcyde - Ya Mama
The Wu - Dog Shit

[West Coast Veteran]

The Pharcyde - Ya Mama

LMAO! Fuck put that on the top of my list. That has to be the funniest one. Ya Mama got a glass eye with a fish in it.

[bLaDe]

Afroman - Cult 45

 -{bLaDe}

[Jome]

Osama Bin Laden - Fuck Dr.Dre
LoL

[bricklayer]

i think pretty much anythin redman and meth do cracks me da fuck up all da time
peace

[Dogg_Pound_Gangsta]

GOT RICE

[Suga Foot]

GOT RICE

Got Rice Bitch?
Got Rice?
Got Food, got soup, got spice?


LMAO!!!