It's June 04, 2024, 08:54:36 PM
this one´s my favorite175) If you think foreign affairs are Bill Clinton's ho's abroad, you're ghetto.
26) If you think barbecue is spelled: bar-b-q, you're ghetto. 55) If your 2 year old can do the electric slide, you're ghetto. 107) If you throw your bus pass out of the window so your boy can ride for free, you're ghetto. 123) If your college professor raps, you're ghetto. 133) If your home address ends with "1/2," you're ghetto. 146) If your uncle taught you how to roll blunts, you're ghetto. 156) If you have bootleg jerseys with the wrong team colors, you're ghetto. 158) If you sharpen pencils with knives or scissors, you're ghetto. 168) If you can roll blunts with your eyes closed, you're ghetto. 175) If you think foreign affairs are Bill Clinton's ho's abroad, you're ghetto. 177) If you call your city "town" without it being the real name (Oak-town, Comp-town, H-town, Chi-Town and/or Ill-town), you're ghetto. 180) If you wear baggy pants down by the knees and don't have boxers on, you'll get arrested. 184) If you put on car-chase music everytime the police pull up behind your car, you're ghetto. 185) If you're afraid your grandma might smack you, you're ghetto. 187) If you call Puff's remakes "the good version", you're a retard. 217) If you didn't know that French Fries could be eaten with a fork, you're ghetto. 219) If your Puerta Rican and still can't pass your Spanish classes, you're ghetto. 223) If you REUSE mouthwash, you're ghetto. 225) If every single picture of you in the family album features you and/or members of your family, flipping "the bird", you're ghetto. 233) If you rooted for Darth Vader to win cause he's Black, you're most definitely ghetto. 237) If you tell your girl you can't take her to see Wu-Tang, but her momma saw you there, ALL THREE of y'all are ghetto. 239) If you poured out liquor on the ground when you heard Master P was retiring, you're ghetto. 240) If your mom has more tatooes than you, you're ghetto. 241) If you spend more than 5 hours a day on your porch, you're ghetto. 244) If you have bootleg cable on a big screen TV, you're ghetto. 249) If you're waiting for House Party 4, wake up. 257) If you wear your shower cap everywhere but in the shower, you're ghetto. 266) If you never learned to swim because you couldn't get your hair wet, you're ghetto. 272) If you add 'ed' or 't' to the end of a word that's already in the past tense (ex: Tooked, Light-skinneded, killedt, ruint), you're ghetto. 291) If everybody's exes were invited, because they're all remarried to somebody else in the family, you're ghetto. 296) If no one knew the deceased by his real name ("Who's Ravon Williams III, I thought his name was Bookie"), you're ghetto. 299) If you ever took a bus to the club, you're ghetto. 300) If you ask perfect strangers to take a picture with you, then you tell all of your friends that this is someone you actually dated, you're ghetto.
220) If someone rings the doorbell and you yell "who is it?!" real loud, instead of opening the door, you're ghetto