It's May 21, 2024, 08:52:12 AM
Sikotic will use his rematch clause at the main event. He will also be successful.
*Beautiful by Christina Aguilera plays on the speakers. We see the three mysterious people from Remorseless make their way out with another guy. The audience looks at them disgusted and somewhat astonished. When they get to the ring, the three guys try to help the fat lady out of the wheelchair. After two failed first attempts, they are finally able to pull her up. They try to roll her into the ring, using all their might and effort and finally succeeding. The fat guy grabs the wheelchair and throws it into the ring, while the other two yell at him for throwing the wheelchair so recklessly. They all get in the ring, help the fat lady back into the wheelchair, and grab mics to speak. The first guy who was telling everyone to shut up talks first.*Guy #1: SHUT UP! I SAID SHUT UP! Listen to me biznatches. I’m the reason you ball-sacks are here. My name is Slinky. Ya’ll mofos are stinky. Better pay me my respect, or I’ll come and break ya necks! Screw you all, ya’ll the lamest! Fuck the World, I’m the greatest!*The fans wonder what the hell is going and why Slinky is yelling. The fat lady begins to speak.*Fat Lady: Ya’ll show some respect and love to Jesus. Do 35 Hail Marys! They call me Food Fryer cause I like them fried foods! Ya’ll are wondering who we are. Well, we got a beef with Sikotic. And ya’ll can tell what happens when there’s beef; I eat the beef up!! Sikotic, you’s a fake a liar! You take advantage of peoples like me!! So I teamed up with these three musketeers to bring your ass down!! I’m gonna sue your ass! But before I do, we gon bring your ass down boy! You have a TLC match this Sunday right? Well, when you least expect it it’ll become a TLCW Match: Tables, Ladders, Chairs, and Wheelchair!! And then we’ll bring your career down; first fasssttt, then slowww, then fassstt!! HAHAHAHA!! OHHHH YESSSS!!*The fans start a “We want Bearer” chant as Food Fryer sounds like the legendary Paul Bearer. The other fat guy with “Dim” written on his shirt begins to speak next.*Guy #2: Dahhhhh. My name is Dim. It’s my name cause I Dim others intelligences. Sikotic, you’re a big meanie. Dahhhhh. And for being a meanie, we gonna have to bring you down. Dahhhhh.Slinky: Yo, shut up you dumbass! And all ya’ll idiots shut up!!*The third guy who wasn’t seen before talks next.*Guy #3: Yo, they call me Riprap. Ya’ll didn’t get to see me at Remorseless cause I didn’t know we would be appearing. But if I was there, Sikotic would’ve been shaking in his boots! And come this Sunday, ya’ll see why I’m called Riprap!*They all drop their mics as Beautiful hits the speakers again. Slinky, Dim, and RipRap help Food Fryer out of her wheelchair and exit the ring as well. They make their way to the back as the fans are still in awe at their presentation.*
'Oh I can't see him, I can't see God', YA'LL CAN'T SEE FUCKIN' AIR NEITHER!
Prove to me the wind. Show me the wind man. I want proof of that shit. Cuz I don't see it.