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5'4, 110lbs, where would you dump it?

pond,lake,river,ocean
11 (45.8%)
back woods
4 (16.7%)
dumpster
1 (4.2%)
chop and disperse
8 (33.3%)

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J Bananas

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If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« on: April 29, 2006, 12:11:49 AM »
THEORETICALLY
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herpes

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2006, 12:14:28 AM »
cement boots and cut open the chest chavity to let the oxygen out of the body so it dont float back up.  Also if you plan on killing someone and throwing them in your car cover the back seat or carpet in the trunk in motar oil, it makes it so the blood dont stain and its easier to clean up.
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2006, 12:15:19 AM »
really the best way to do it is to chop that shit up...or dump that shit in the middle of butt fukk nowhere
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #3 on: April 29, 2006, 12:26:31 AM »
If I could cement the feet then definatly a lake/river. Chopping up is too messy, a dumpster as too much racable evidence even at night. The woods is okay, I guess, but it is still more likely you'll find it in the woods then in the bottom of a body of water. Send them swimming with fishes.
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Doggystylin

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #4 on: April 29, 2006, 12:32:13 AM »
I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2006, 12:48:19 AM »
chop em up into little pieces and feed it to the dogs
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #6 on: April 29, 2006, 01:03:00 AM »
so you killed your ex?
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #7 on: April 29, 2006, 01:06:46 AM »
Quote from: Sunset Marley Iz Working On Getting Active on April 29, 2006, 12:32:13 AM
I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol

EXACTLY MAN! Great minds think alike. Go somewhere secluded, torch the body and toss those ashes. It's so simple. I could get off a murder rap so easily......or have I already?
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #8 on: April 29, 2006, 03:25:37 AM »
chop that nigga up
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #9 on: April 29, 2006, 06:46:40 AM »
Quote from: Da Spirit Ov Truth Iz Active on April 29, 2006, 01:06:46 AM
Quote from: Sunset Marley Iz Working On Getting Active on April 29, 2006, 12:32:13 AM
I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol

EXACTLY MAN! Great minds think alike. Go somewhere secluded, torch the body and toss those ashes. It's so simple. I could get off a murder rap so easily......or have I already?
your gonna have to burn it at a high heat for a long time without getting noticed.....I would prefer to be a bit more suttle
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Trauma-san

Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #10 on: April 29, 2006, 06:58:36 AM »
I wouldn't be able to do it, because it's just wrong.  If I had my perfect case scenario though where I could do it the way I thought that nobody would ever find it, I'd have the body chopped up into pieces, then thrown in garbage bags, then buried way out in the middle of the woods.  Around here, there's areas within an hour of my house that have acres and acres and acres of land that will never be developed for anything (or not at least for a hundred years or more) and nobody'd ever find it.  I mean there's roads where you drive for 10 miles without seeing anything, and the whole time it's by the woods. 

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coola

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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #11 on: April 29, 2006, 10:11:32 AM »
fuck choppin it up, that shit is greusome... feed the carcass to some hungry pigs.
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2006, 10:30:19 AM »
Throw the body in front of a police station with "dubcc.com (J Bananas)" written all over it.
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2006, 02:55:06 PM »
LMAO at this thread b/c you specified height and weight
Quote from: Da Spirit Ov Truth Iz Active on April 29, 2006, 01:06:46 AM
Quote from: Sunset Marley Iz Working On Getting Active on April 29, 2006, 12:32:13 AM
I never understood why people don't ever consider just burning it, that would get rid of everything, then just take the ashes and dump em in the ocean, proper burial to some, lol

EXACTLY MAN! Great minds think alike. Go somewhere secluded, torch the body and toss those ashes. It's so simple. I could get off a murder rap so easily......or have I already?
so that's what happend to hempside  :o
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Re: If you had to dispose of a dead body....(POLL)
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2006, 03:10:20 PM »
Quote from: Chief on April 29, 2006, 10:11:32 AM
fuck choppin it up, that shit is greusome... feed the carcass to some hungry pigs.

yup, willie Pickton style
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