Watch all the tv you want for $7500 a year

[mrtonguetwista]

Satellite television provider DirectTV is promoting what might be described as the ultimate gift for the TV-obsessed couch potato.

The downside is that it costs $7,500 per year.

The company's new "Titanium" package offers subscribers every channel available through the company. That includes every movie, every sporting event, every pay-per-view, along with every HDTV channel, 10 digital video recorders and a special 24-hour concierge service.

The service launches June 28 and Direct TV is taking subscription requests through a special page on their Web site.

[J Bananas]

sweet, im sure we'll hear some rapper in the near future dropping a line about his titanium package

[J Bananas]

for example:

"watchin titanium package, my iranian fat kids, fuck around and pull out the titanium package, killa!"

[jeromechickenbone]

for example:

"watchin titanium package, my iranian fat kids, fuck around and pull out the titanium package, killa!"

more like:

I got the titanium package
You want my titanium package
I grab my titanium package
I'm like a titanium package
You like my titanium package
I'ma kiss my cuzzin

[Da WCC Hopar!]

for example:

"watchin titanium package, my iranian fat kids, fuck around and pull out the titanium package, killa!"

more like:

I got the titanium package
You want my titanium package
I grab my titanium package
I'm like a titanium package
You like my titanium package
I'ma kiss my cuzzin

LMFAO!

[Sikotic™]

They'll start talkin about it like it's the black AMEX card.

[E. J. Rizo]

a $7,500 black box 

yo you can get that shit way cheaper on the streets 

[ABN]

i paid 70 bucks for my pirate card and i got like 400 channels, lol at the stupid fuckers who´d be willing to pay 7.5k for this hahaha.

[QuietTruth]

'Watch all the tv you want for $7500 a year'

Man, I thought this was gonna be 'you watch TV, you get paid $7500 but the catch is inside' thread.




Who in their right mind would pay $7,500 for tv channels??