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A duck goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "No. This is a bar and we don't sell grapes." The duck leaves.The next day, the duck goes back to the bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender says, "I told you yeaterday. This is a bar and we don't sell grapes."The following day, the duck returns and asks,"Got any grapes?" The bartender loses it. He grabs the duck by the neck, and yells, "I already told you twice! This is a bar! I don't have any grapes! If you ask me again, I'll nail your beak to the floor!"The next day, the duck goes in the bar and asks, "Got any nails?" The bartender sighs and says, "No, we don't have any nails." The duck says, "Good. Got any grapes?"
So its a young boy's day at school wit a substiute teacher. When the day ends he comes home and tells his mother he had sex for the first time....wit his teacher. His mother gets really mad and calls the boys father. The father says 'Finally kid now your a man' then goes 'I'm so proud of you son I'm gonna go buy you a new bike.' An hour later the father comes home wit a new bike. The father doesn't understand why he won't sit on it. The young boy goes ' Daddy my ass still hurts.'
Quote from: QuietTruth on July 01, 2006, 08:47:52 AMSo its a young boy's day at school wit a substiute teacher. When the day ends he comes home and tells his mother he had sex for the first time....wit his teacher. His mother gets really mad and calls the boys father. The father says 'Finally kid now your a man' then goes 'I'm so proud of you son I'm gonna go buy you a new bike.' An hour later the father comes home wit a new bike. The father doesn't understand why he won't sit on it. The young boy goes ' Daddy my ass still hurts.'dat sux
Quote from: Da WCC Hopar! on July 01, 2006, 12:03:38 PMQuote from: QuietTruth on July 01, 2006, 08:47:52 AMSo its a young boy's day at school wit a substiute teacher. When the day ends he comes home and tells his mother he had sex for the first time....wit his teacher. His mother gets really mad and calls the boys father. The father says 'Finally kid now your a man' then goes 'I'm so proud of you son I'm gonna go buy you a new bike.' An hour later the father comes home wit a new bike. The father doesn't understand why he won't sit on it. The young boy goes ' Daddy my ass still hurts.'dat sux I got it from my grandfather who got it from playboy.