It's June 16, 2024, 07:19:32 AM
MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINESMan: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you afat slut.Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off justyet>>>> > (CLASSIC!!!!)>>>> >>>>> > Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?>>>> > Woman: Unfertilised.>>>> > Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass.>>>> >>>>> > Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.>>>> > Woman: But would you stay there?>>>> > Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is>>>> > impossible to shake off once you've been fucked.
Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
MALE COMEBACKS TO FEMALE COMEBACKS TO MALE CHAT UP LINESMan: Haven't I seen you someplace before?Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.Man: Really? I heard it was because everyone there calls you afat slut.>>>> >Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off justyet>>>> >Man: Your place or mine?Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.Man: That's cool, cause after I'm done fucking you in the backof my car, I don't give a damn where you go.>>>> >>>>> > Man: So, what do you do for a living?>>>> > Woman: I'm a female impersonator.>>>> > Man: That explains the moustache then!>>>> >>>>> > (CLASSIC!!!!)>>>> >>>>> > Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?>>>> > Woman: Unfertilised.>>>> > Man: No problem, I'll just shoot my load up your ass.>>>> >>>>> > Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.>>>> > Woman: But would you stay there?>>>> > Man: Probably, cause you seem like the kind of chick that is>>>> > impossible to shake off once you've been fucked.>>>> >>>>> >>>>> >>>>> > Man: Would you like to dance?>>>> > Woman: I'd rather eat glass.>>>> > Man: I think you mis-heard me. I said you look fat in thosepants>>>> >>>>> > Man: Where have you been all my life?>>>> > Woman: Fortunately, somewhere else.>>>> > Man: Just as well cos I've been fucking your mum while yourdad watches.>>>> >>>>> > Man: You're pretty>>>> > Woman: Pizz off.>>>> > Man: Don't interrupt, You're pretty... ugly, you fat b*tch.>>>>>>>>>>>>
Man: Is this seat empty?Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.Man: There's no need to get on your knees and suck me off just yet.