It's May 23, 2024, 08:54:27 AM
some wog sounding guy wakes me uphim: whats your phone number doing in my girlfriends handbag?me: what the fuck are you talking about?him: whats your phone number doing in my girlfriends handbag?me: get fuckedhim: where do you live?me: who the fuck is this?him: i'm going to kill youme: *hangup*im just waiting for someone to turn up on my doorstep now