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The Watcher

so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« on: January 25, 2007, 06:24:34 PM »
some wog sounding guy wakes me up

him: whats your phone number doing in my girlfriends handbag?
me: what the fuck are you talking about?
him: whats your phone number doing in my girlfriends handbag?
me: get fucked
him: where do you live?
me: who the fuck is this?
him: i'm going to kill you
me: *hangup*

im just waiting for someone to turn up on my doorstep now
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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2007, 06:26:02 PM »
lol, damn!
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2007, 06:26:46 PM »
LMAO... get ready man...u see him...show him the "exit."
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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2007, 06:29:16 PM »
Good Luck. ;D
 

The Watcher

Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2007, 06:30:07 PM »
no idea how he got my number, i guess he dialed it wrong

my wife was lyin in bed laughin about it while he was screaming on the phone
army of the pharaohs never make love songs
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- joe budden
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2007, 06:38:40 PM »
Prolly bored niggas messin' wit you.

I do that shit all time wit my cuzin. People is funny.

I bet the kid was dyin' when you hung up. Lol.
 

The Watcher

Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2007, 06:48:20 PM »
either he was a pretty good actor, or he was genuinely pissed off

it was funny either way
army of the pharaohs never make love songs
we finger fuck bitches with freddy krueger gloves on
- celph titled

"lol infact lmao" - Proof of D12

anticipate the shots like obama at the podium
- joe budden
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2007, 08:17:26 PM »
He was probably messing with you.
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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2007, 08:29:55 PM »
I hope you have your gun cocked (no homo)
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2007, 10:36:01 PM »
my wife was lyin in bed laughin about it while he was screaming on the phone

she's a slick one  ;)
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2007, 11:04:56 PM »
It was me  :nahnah2:
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2007, 11:07:01 PM »
So im guessing yuo dint leavce youre number with a slimmy then right?
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2007, 11:07:50 PM »
hahaha that shit is funny
Oh I like this one... One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?

 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2007, 11:39:21 PM »
if he shows up at your door step , just scratch your crotch a bunch and be like man i think i caught something the other day


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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2007, 01:32:46 AM »
if he shows up at your door step , just scratch your crotch a bunch and be like man i think i caught something the other day
lol
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