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The Watcher

so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« on: January 25, 2007, 06:24:34 PM »
some wog sounding guy wakes me up

him: whats your phone number doing in my girlfriends handbag?
me: what the fuck are you talking about?
him: whats your phone number doing in my girlfriends handbag?
me: get fucked
him: where do you live?
me: who the fuck is this?
him: i'm going to kill you
me: *hangup*

im just waiting for someone to turn up on my doorstep now
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2007, 06:26:02 PM »
lol, damn!
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2007, 06:26:46 PM »
LMAO... get ready man...u see him...show him the "exit."
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2007, 06:29:16 PM »
Good Luck. ;D
 

The Watcher

Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2007, 06:30:07 PM »
no idea how he got my number, i guess he dialed it wrong

my wife was lyin in bed laughin about it while he was screaming on the phone
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2007, 06:38:40 PM »
Prolly bored niggas messin' wit you.

I do that shit all time wit my cuzin. People is funny.

I bet the kid was dyin' when you hung up. Lol.
 

The Watcher

Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #6 on: January 25, 2007, 06:48:20 PM »
either he was a pretty good actor, or he was genuinely pissed off

it was funny either way
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2007, 08:17:26 PM »
He was probably messing with you.
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #8 on: January 25, 2007, 08:29:55 PM »
I hope you have your gun cocked (no homo)
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #9 on: January 25, 2007, 10:36:01 PM »
my wife was lyin in bed laughin about it while he was screaming on the phone

she's a slick one  ;)
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #10 on: January 25, 2007, 11:04:56 PM »
It was me  :nahnah2:
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #11 on: January 25, 2007, 11:07:01 PM »
So im guessing yuo dint leavce youre number with a slimmy then right?
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #12 on: January 25, 2007, 11:07:50 PM »
hahaha that shit is funny
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #13 on: January 25, 2007, 11:39:21 PM »
if he shows up at your door step , just scratch your crotch a bunch and be like man i think i caught something the other day
 

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Re: so, i get a phone call at 1:45AM
« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2007, 01:32:46 AM »
if he shows up at your door step , just scratch your crotch a bunch and be like man i think i caught something the other day
lol