Exclusive news on Wade & his decision

[GangstaBoogy]

Doctors examining Heat superstar Dwyane Wade are concerned that he might succumb to dehydration due to his incessant crying. "I have never seen anything like this," noted one of the specialists. No human being subjected to fluid loss of this magnitude could possibly expect to survive, and he has been at it for five days now," he added.

Dwyane Wade, the NBA's premiere ref-manufactured superstar, dislocated his left shoulder on the 4th canto of Wednesday's Heat-Rockets game at Houston. A visibly shaken D-Wuss (as he now is affectionately called) was seen crying on the bench baby-like on national TV and was later carted on a wheelchair to the Heat's locker room where a stretcher and an ambulance awaited him.

Thirty-eight doctors tending to D-Wuss had fouled out as of Sunday morning. "They called six phantom fouls on me," one exasperated doctor remarked. I tried my best to tend to his injured shoulder as gently as possible and I still got whistled because he cries upon the slightest contact," he concluded.

Later reports suggest that Heat management now consider the services of an anesthesiologist. Said a Heat staff requesting to speak under anonymity, "Dwyane was tearfully against the idea, but we (Heat management) are left with no choice. We have decided to go this route for the well being of the face of our franchise."



n other news...

Shaun Livingston was seen joking around with Clipper teammates at the hospital after suffering a season ending knee injury Sunday night. Shaun was reported to have grimaced on the court due to the extreme pain but with no hint of a tear. He is one tough kid! That was the nastiest knee dislocation I saw and he remained calm throughout," a teammate said admirably.

[WC Iz Active]

Wade is such a faggot ass punk.  propz on how damn tough Livingston is, LOL at Wade crying when his injury wasnt even close to as bad as Livingstons was.

[J$crILLa]

 i hope Wade comes back. wade is dope

[swangin and bangin]

i hope Wade comes back. wade is dope

thats whats up

i dont give a fuck if he cried, hes a good bball player

[rik]

LOL

[thisoneguy360]

i hope Wade comes back. wade is dope

[reguLAtor]

"I hope Wade comes back."            Like he suffered some career threatening injury?  He really IS a bitch if he doesn't come back in a few weeks.  Livingston's injury was a whole hell of a lot more gruesome and his future as a NBA player is in real jeopardy.  I don't know what's worse... Lakers fans who hate Wade just because of his link to Shaq, or Wade fans who hug his nuts just to spite the aforementioned Lakers fans. 

Me, I just don't like that the guy gets the black and white carpet treatment from the league, without having paid any dues.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

. Lakers fans who hate Wade just because of his link to Shaq,

I don't think most Laker fans hate him for that...

[Halu Sination]

. Lakers fans who hate Wade just because of his link to Shaq,

I don't think most Laker fans hate him for that...

yea i was thinkin the same thing. most of wade haters, regardless of who their favorite team is, hate him for the referee treatment.

[WC Iz Active]

I hate Wade strictly cause of the referee treatment

[Don Jacob]

is that really his fault though? you should hate the league more than wade. tell me if you wern't a player you wouldn't take advantage of that!? it's not like he's not a good player though, afterall he was the only player to out-do kobe in the skills competition. love him or like him , you have to acknowledge his position and give him his props.

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

is that really his fault though? you should hate the league more than wade. tell me if you wern't a player you wouldn't take advantage of that!? it's not like he's not a good player though, afterall he was the only player to out-do kobe in the skills competition. love him or like him , you have to acknowledge his position and give him his props.

WOW! SKILLS COMPETITION! Monta Ellis could beat Jason Kidd in a skills competition, those petty games don't mean shit...Wade is not a superstar caliber player without his prima donna game- running and jumping into people to draw fouls, travelling to the hoop full speed just to collide with an opponent, falling down like he got ran over by a truck when there's limited contact, etc. and that's why he doesn't get the same love here as he gets from kids who only watch ESPN highlights...AND that's only what he does when he's on the court.

["THE" MoSav]

I hate Wade strictly cause of the referee treatment

yeah he gets too many calls, but at least he consistently takes it to the hoop

["THE" MoSav]

^^^^While alot of guys just settle for jumpers. I think Kobe doesnt get the calls he should cuz he gets fouled all teh time on the way to the hoop and most of it doesnt get called. But Wade to me gets more calls cuz hes more agreessive to the hoop then most

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

^^^^While alot of guys just settle for jumpers. I think Kobe doesnt get the calls he should cuz he gets fouled all teh time on the way to the hoop and most of it doesnt get called. But Wade to me gets more calls cuz hes more agreessive to the hoop then most

Kobe has way more moves to the hoop than Wade does, Wade relies on speed and only takes it to the hoop because it's his only option (has no shot)...Most of the time, Kobe gets fouled before he catches the balls, when he catches the ball, on his way to the hoop, when he gets to the hoop, when he shoots, after he shoots, etc....Only about 25% of the time are any of those fouls called.