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YOU KNOW YOU GHETTO...

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Allisun:
when you got a.c. and you dont know how the damn thing work

u check everyday to c if u got warrants

u go to the doctor cuz u dont wanna go to work

your man is gone for more than 2 mins and u call jail to c if hes there

u drive a gheeto ass car w a system

u live in a nasty ass basemwnt
and the walls r made from ceiling tiles

u got $ for pot but not for food

u aint got no gas or hot water
showers r preety damn cold

Tecknine:
*Sprayin your dirty clothes wit Tommy Hilfiger so you can wear them again because you don't have a washing machine or change for the laundromat

Standing for a half an hour to read "The Source" in the grocery store so you aint got to buy it


Wake up around 2:00 pm

take  used mcdonalds cups back into mcdonalds days after and reuse the cup to get free soda

*Knowing damn well u aint got no food in the house, but still goin to the fridge like every 5 minutes like you hope something'll appear

**Start bobbin your head back n forth when a car drives by bumpin' and tell em to turn it up

wear my old basketball shorts as boxers


* Everytime you see a cop, you pull into a residental area and try to get away

*get pulled over for driving under age and jump seats with someone who is older in the car while the cop lights are flashing

Answer tha phone like "Who Dis?"

Live in a trailor

Start fire in trash barrols in my neighborhood at night

4. After clockin in, go in the stock room at K Mart and fool around with girls..

All these apply to me

HHH:
WHEN ALL THE FOOD YOU GOT IS THAT TESCO EXTRA VALUE SHIT !!

Ro J. Simpson:
wen u try to pass monopoly money off to the partially sighted chinesman with the corner shop down the street

TheSheriff:
You know you're ghetto when...

You try to find quarters in shopping carts abandoned in your local "woods", though the place is more like "municipal dump".

You take home a rusted, broken motorbike just to impress the neighbours, who don't got nuttin...

All your friends live in big houses and bring in 10 bucks a day, and you live in a diddly house and don't got no money to bring in...

When you got an expensive-ass computer to use, but no software to install on it...

When you buy music CD's and computer game CD's even though you don't got no CD player or computer, just to look rich...

When you go into Brixton or De Renne or Inglewood, and think,"Nice place, but a bit pricey..."

When you open the door, you automatically say,"Look, Freddy ain't here, and anyway, he ain't done nothin..."

And then, seein it's no policemen, ask if they could spare any dimes..

You would be a pimp and lend out hoes, but you ain't enough dolo to get your first bitch, though you did buy the pimp suit...

When you think your dirty New Zealand friend is tidy when you see him say what he does to be grimy on the Internet...

When you wait outside the back of restaurants, hopin they got a near full meal to give you, cause you can't afford to go in the front door.

Most of these have applied to me...

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