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YOU KNOW YOU GHETTO...

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Flurry:
hahahaha yo dis is sum funny ass thread lol ;D
im guna b printin dat off n usin it as guidelines lol.most apply 2 me but  cant b arsed typin dat shyt out. i do sum funny shyt like dat but we wont b goin there..... ;)

CodeCaine:
here what appliez 2 me

*take  used mcdonalds cups back into mcdonalds days after and reuse the cup to get free soda

*have a tv in your room but it doesnt have any cable or anything and tell people it does

*Standing for a half an hour to read "The Source" in the grocery store so you aint got to buy it

*Knowing damn well u aint got no food in the house, but still goin to the fridge like every 5 minutes like you hope something'll appear

*get pulled over for driving under age and jump seats with someone who is older in the car while the cop lights are flashing

*Five steel fans and no a.c.

*Puttin tha fan next to the open window cuz you aint got an A.C

*Rollin' 5 deep in a two seater

*Eat Corn Flakes for dinner

*Sleep on tha couch... cuz you aint got no bed

*Ride a bike to work

* When you get mad at people for not putting enough sugar in the Kool-Aid

therez alot more but i dunt feel like typin them bitchez up

Nima - Dubcnn.com:
hahahahahaha this is some funny azz shit!!! most applies to me too! i remember readin this thread but always was too lazy to reply :-/

ToNe1904:
u know u ghetto when...

U put sliced oranges on the outside of yur koolaid glass to make it look like a tropical drink...

U have a different color rag for every outfit u own...

Your nieces n nephews cant spell the word "Cat" in school, but can spell out the hood they rep, with their feet when C-Walkin...

Youve ever lost a window in yur car, and used a trash bag to cover it up rather then fixin it...

^^and then used a black trash bag, to match the tint on the other windows...

You know every single misdeamenor and felony, as well as its maximum sentence...

The ice cream truck in yur neighborhood also sells weed and rolling papers...

((San Diego shit)) Yur ice cream truck in yur neighborhood says "Helado" on the side...and also sells produce...

Youre older then any of yur aunts n uncles...

Youve seen so many roaches in yur life, that u occasionally step on dried up leaves outside at nightime, cus yur paranoid...

Youve ever fried up vienna sausages and wrapped bacon around em, to use as hors d huerves...(memoriez...lol)

You eat pigs feet n pork rinez...

U put hot sauce on yur food before tasting it...

If theres anyone in yah click that u call "The Big Homie"...


ill think of more lata on...peace...lol

E. J. Rizo:
*You have 2 of the big ass tapatio bottle in at your house

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