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YOU KNOW YOU GHETTO...

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ToNe1904:
Yur basis for the type of girl u want, consists of her havin a big booty...and if she can braid yur hair...

You refer to the bus as the "City Limo"...

Youve eva had to staple yur pants togetha...

Greeting yah friendz as "bitch", "Muthafucka", or "ho" without bein mad at them...

You gotta pager, but yur phone at yur house has been cut off...

You go to McDonaldz and as to get hooked up, without even knowin anyone there...

Youve eva paid for a 40 wit nuthin but nickelz...

Youre the ghettoest person u know, but still act offended when someone calls u "ghetto"...

'Illicit':
U put hot sauce on yur food before tasting it...

If theres anyone in yah click that u call "The Big Homie"...

Greeting yah friendz as "bitch", "Muthafucka", or "ho" without bein mad at them...

get kicked out of mc donalds/burger king every time cuz u wastin all the straws

go to mc donalds and order food, take it, drive to burger king and eat it there  eventually get kicked out again


Everytime you hear 2Pac's, You Wonder Way They Call You Bitch, you think it's a positive song

*Standing for a half an hour to read "The Source" in the grocery store so you aint got to buy it


*Knowing damn well u aint got no food in the house, but still goin to the fridge like every 5 minutes like you hope something'll appear

*Sitting on a couch on the front porch

theres more, jus cant think of em now, but the abovementioned appllies to me



i cant say im ghetto though lol, but ifu live in Hessen, Germany, thats the most fucked up state u can live in, the craziest people live here, and im proud of it  ;D

Cliftone_Santiago_909:
Daaaaaaaaamn.... this is an old ass thread. I think that was like one of tha first 20 posts I ever made.

E. J. Rizo:
*When you and your homies go to the movie teather and just one goes in and opens the door in the back for the rest of you.

VitaminB:
u know u ghetto when u throw up in the middle of the nigth in a drunken/high stupour in ya bedroom and leave it on teh floor..

u know u ghetto when u put big curtains over ur windows so ya room is completely black so ya girl cant see teh shit on ya floor

u know u ghetto when ya girl comen over adn u get that 90 dollar after shave and spray half the bottle in ay room so it doesnt smell like chuck in the vain attemt to get pussy

u know u ghetto when u order a meal at red rooster and steal 3 bottles of coke before paying for ya food just so u can drink ya whiskey

u know u ghetto when u ask ya parents for a bit of cash and say its for a mates present then go out and spend it on weed/alcohol and smokes

u know u ghetto(alcoholik) when u have grog left over from sunday nights piss up after the game and u drink it at school the next morning so u can not get a hangover

lol@yes i am not ghetto i am just a dirty, lazy low life alcoholik... call it what u wanna call it.. lmao

~1~

p.s im back fo like a few weeks till i leave the country

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