Dubcc's thread of truth(about you)

[MANBEARPIG.]

so fuckin jacked...

[Oklin]

I got something to tell.

The fun part: I only got 1 testicle
The not-so-fun part: I got it removed because of cancer

[Mac 10 †]

The fun part: I only got 1 testicle

How is that fun?

[Oklin]

The fun part: I only got 1 testicle

How is that fun?

Well I have made plenty of jokes with it.
And it's a good excuse to everything: "... yea, but I only got 1 testicle"

[Elevz]

Only one testicle, and then you had it removed?

Poor you. That explains your feminine ways

[Mac 10 †]

Only one testicle, and then you had it removed?

Poor you. That explains your feminine ways

[Oklin]

Another fun drunken story:

a few weeks back me and some friends was at my place with lots of beer, so we was drinking the whole night and at 6 am or something me and a friend decides to go to the store in our city, which opens 7 am, the other people had already gone home at about 5 am, so when we got to the store it was 6.10 or something, me and my friend found out that we could go down and knock on another friends window, from this part I don't remember ANYTHING! The next thing is I'm waking up outside with 4-5 grown ups standing around me, i think the clock is about 8 am or something, they begin to talk about they thought I was dead, I'm still hella drunk! and its like i got a kind of hangover at the same time. Well they drive me to my house and i get in to my bed, I was puking the whole day, i haven't had such a hangover in a long time .. The day after I talked with my friend, he said that we sat down to wait for the store to open, but then he decides to walk home, but I wanted to stay and wait..

[Oklin]

Only one testicle, and then you had it removed?

Poor you. That explains your feminine ways

Oh, that wasn't what i meant!

The other testicle was removed because of testiclecancer! I only got 1 now

[Elevz]

 

Kids these days, boasting about how drunk they were...

 

[Oklin]

Kids these days, boasting about how drunk they were...

 

It was fun

Hey Elevz, I saw Little Brother yesterday, dopeness

[Raphael]

Only one testicle, and then you had it removed?

Poor you. That explains your feminine ways

Oh, that wasn't what i meant!

The other testicle was removed because of testiclecancer! I only got 1 now

that sucks...i dont think i hade cancer but something like that when i was 11 but my testicle survived

[Oklin]

Only one testicle, and then you had it removed?

Poor you. That explains your feminine ways

Oh, that wasn't what i meant!

The other testicle was removed because of testiclecancer! I only got 1 now

that sucks...i dont think i hade cancer but something like that when i was 11 but my testicle survived

Yeah, but the good thing is that testiclecancer is the weakest form of cancer, and I'm good now, I'm gonna go to a control for 5 years though..

[JMan]

i remember back in school when i was like 15, we had this new girl start our school who was from up north so had a different accent to what we had.. anyway it ends up that shes been put in the french class that i was in (god i hated french).. so without being in our class more then like 2/3 days she starts throwin her weight bout and giving out some attiude.. So i pretty much take an instant disliking to her and start puttin her down to size, then after a few weeks, i found out she lived around my area and it just happens that she lived next door to a family with a caravan.. so i start switchin things around claiming it is her house with the caravan outside and she lives init, branding her a pikie / gypsies, this rumor caught on pretty quick and everyone was saying it too her..

then one morning she actually had the nerve to wack me with a french dictionary (big no no) so i went sick drop'd like a 5 minute verbal assult on her country bumpkin ass claimin shit like "she had no phone so had to use the pay phone down the street" and "that she was soo poor, her oven was her central heating" etc, so she bursts outta class all emotional @ havin a whole class laugh @ her and lessons gos back on.. then within 20 minutes classroom door swings open and i have my head of year screamin @ me and telling me to get my shit together and to follow her.. So long story short i end up in her office with her goin nuts @ me about how ive terrorised this girl to the point where shes on anti-depressents ( ) knew i was fucked now, so start tryna get outta it by sayin she brought it on her self coming to our school acting like a bigshot etc UNTIL im told the only reason shes moved down to my school was because her dad had been caught video taping this girl and her friends and had been locked up as a paedophile so the family moved here to stay with an aunt..

^ this lil episode got me in soo much fuckin trouble, it took me a long time to get outta it lol..

[Mac 10 †]

She had it coming....

[Mac 10 †]

So I was over in Copenhagen in December for Celtic's Champions League game. On the day of the game we had been drinking all day from like 12 in the afternoon up until about 7 and then headed to the game which was kicking off at 8.45.

On the way there, a lot of people were breaking off to take a leak just wherever they could. I decide to go against this little gate I see basically on the main street everyone is walking up and down. I turn around to take a piss in this little corner against the gate when one of my mates shouts "NOOO DON'T!!".  Sorta assuming it would be the police or something I swiftly picked up my pint glass (which I had put on the ground) and started to walk in the opposite direction as if nothing had happened.

As soon as I turned round this massive black dude started running at me and in an american accent said: "What you doing man? You think I was just gonna let you piss there?". I replied with something lame along the lines of "I didn't do anything" as I walked past him.

We got about 20 yards away from him up the street and I was talking to one of my buddies basically saying "That was a close one. What was that guy's deal anyway? Why'd he give such a shit?"

Which was when we looked to our right and realised out of all the places in Copenhagen, I had decided to do a piss on the American Embassy of Copenhagen. Oops.