a contest to kill tomika the fastest.......;)

[whoopitywhoop]

thats right if you can tell me ten different violent ways that bitch can die you can win a tshirt........just get violent as hell and KILL THAT BITCH........AHAHAHAHA

[.:N-Imy:.]

Here's how mine go:

1 )  Shove a 20 ft pole up her ass until it bust her guts and shit

2 )  Pour petrol over the bitch, light a match and watch her burn

3 )  Shoot her with an uzy and the force her to drink a class of milk and see if the milk comes through the wholes like in the cartoons

4 )  Beat the bitch senseless with a bat, bury her under the ground while she still alive and leave her for dead just like they did to Joe Pesci in Casino

5 )  Take the bitch parachuting but make sure her parachute don't work and while you land safely watch the bitch hit the ground at such a fast pace.

6 )  Blow the bitches car away while she still in it

7 )  Throw her in a big tank of acid adn watch that bitch burn

8 )  Shot the bitch with a bazooka and see how far she flies back before exploding

9 )  Strap the bitch with C4 and then detinate the C4 and what the bitch splatter all over the place

10)   Hang, drawn and qaurter her just like they did to William Wallace in the olden days.....and see how much the bitch could take pain.

[ImmortalOne]

I say we stick a pair of giant tongs up her twat and rip that shit apart!! Nah, fuck that, you dont wanna cause air pollution. I say, in the words of Method Man, just keep feedin her with her asshold sowed closed up and watch the bitch burst!!

[Don Seer]

i say get the great whale whoorider to suffocate her with her big fat white ass.

.... and her ass is big enuf for all 10!

[Sikotic™]

DAMN! hellrazor and N-Imy are some cold bastards. I also second the idea with Whoorider.

My idea: Make Tomika bite a sidewalk curb and kick her in the back of the head

[ZILLA THA GOODFELLA]

Fuck all dat, My Dick will do tha job.

[Ne@p]

1.Put a bit of cheese inside the pussy.Then take a nice fat rat,put it inside the vagina,then melt the pussy with acid so it closes.the rat will eat itself out.

2.Cut of her tounge and make her eat it,While taking a blow torch inside her ass, burning the inside.

3.Play doctor with her.Take a nice big butcher knife and chop of both here arms.No morfin used.

4.After the doctor has done his work,barbeque the arms untill the flesh is nice and pink.It will be usefull when Tomika gets hungry.LOL

5.Use a thing called chinese water torture.Strapp the bitch in a chair,and let a water pipe slowly drop drops on her head.She will turn nuts becouse it never stops dripping.

6.Crusify the bitch.

7.Paint the bitch with hunny,then put her in the forest.Either a bear will eat her,beez will sting her to death or ants will slowly eat her up.

8.Fuck her with a knife dildo and watch her bleed to death.

9.Take a 9meter piece of barb wire,tie it to her neck and make her jump of a bridge.

10.Make her drink a lot of gasoline,then lite a match in her mouth.

Done!Hihihihi

[whoopitywhoop]

ahahah yall are so cold and overseer shame on you :Pwhat the whooride must think of what you put.....

[ImmortalOne]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! This thread is more classic than E.1999 Eternal [in other words, pretty fucking classic]. ROFLMAO!!!!!

Some other ideas:

1. Tie her to a pogo stick and throw her out in the middle of tha desert.
2. Make her slide down a 24 foot razor blade and land in a bowl of salt.
3. Make her jump off the Empire State building and land on a bike with no seat.
4. Cut her finger off and throw her in a tankful of sharks.
5. And my personal fav, id stick my hand all the way up her snatch and then rip out her ovaries and feed em' to her.

[LilThaiga]

4get killin her the fastest, its the slowest that works! make her think, eazy  had 2 die a slo death, so should she! enject oxygen in2 her blood streem it'll form a lil bubble which will build up, go in2 her heart and explode! the whole process should take about anything from 20 mins 2 1 hour, depending on how much  u put in!

[West Coast Veteran]

yall are some sick Jeffrey Dahmer mothafuckaz LMAO!

[ImmortalOne]

Just for experimentation:

How about we stick a shot gun barrel up her pussy, pull the trigger, and see what happens

[bLaDe]

U all sick sadistic mothafukering BASTARDS!!! LOL

have mercy u sexists  

peace ...

[ImmortalOne]

If I stuck a shotgun up her cunt and pulled the trigger, do yall think she's explode into a million pieces, or would it just go straight out the top of her head?? Cast your votes!!!!!

[.:N-Imy:.]

well since the bitch ain't got brains well it just gotta go through the hole in her head.......also what we should do:

Cut her head of and play soccer with it....then rip her eyez out and play table tennis with them.....then stick C4 in her eye holes, in her mouth, up her cobbed webbed fanny.....blow the bitch up and the pieces we find of her,...give them to the needy and tell them it's ham & tomato sauce.